"Missing my friends hours."

Trying really hard to make sure everyone else gets as safe a night of sleep as I can manage in a city like this.

Drooling on the pillow, spread-eagle on the bed, one foot jutting out from under the covers.

He's got a boyfriend and there's a demon inside him. He's got a girlfriend and she's a sexy cat thief. He's got a girlfriend and she's the heir of a huge assassin dynasty thing. I don't think it's possible for him to date anyone "normal".

It's multiplayer I think? Sure.

[she's so surprised she considers it... then hands him the switch.]

I'm gonna play animal crossing.

oh no he's bored

He doesn't even know how much gum I stuck in... 🤭

I win. Because you're only going to keep proving me right.

|| WE'RE FIGHTING THE ASPECT OF TIAMAT?!?!

Everything you say goes under "insufferable know it all douchbag" so

📍[bathroom]

You learn more from failure than you do from victory.

"Wow, look! I think your ego is showing!" pointing to various places all around him.

Years of experience.

I think my twin is more chronically online than I am.

🤦‍♀️

|| I share my birthday with Jason Todd

What's this about a hugely absurdly large Bat hanging around?

"Do you know where he is *right* now? I can probably get my bike." Did he have a bike? No, he flew everywhere. Right? Suddenly she wasn't sure.

"Since WHEN have you TRIED NOT TO BE MEAN?"

"At least one of you is nice."

"Yeah, yeah..."

"Oh, um...one more!" As he flipped another page and displayed her lunging out a window in awe and action.

I am not *highly* unnecessary...

|| attempting the impossible: getting caught up on replies 😭

"Even Barbara gave me props for my improvisation. It's what I'm good at. Do things often go to plan? ...well, no, but that's where the improvisation comes in."

Well they're all definitely Damian...

"I knew you'd tie this to my perceived ineptitude."

looking at @robin0fgotham.bsky.social and @ibnalxuffasch.bsky.social and @ttriumph.bsky.social and @tthrive.bsky.social and spinning around in a slow circle to look at each of them. "How come there are FOUR of you and only TWO of me."

ㅤㅤ

Are they gonna fight?

[3D Model Art by Daniele Scerra] Sun Shower is a new hero on the scene, their identity and origins unknown. But they seem to be here to help. Sun Shower possess the ability to manipulate Light and Water, but does not use these for combat. Rather they dedicate themselves to a support role. >>

|| bro is not a real brother if you don't go into your brother's room just to fart in it source: I have 4 brothers and I am the eldest

Of course, she wasn't going to let Conner kill anyone...

"AFTER you get answers?" she gave him another stern glance.

Stephanie facepalmed. “I understand the distrust, I promise, but you didn't even achieve your goal! How about we both go talk to him and find out what happened?”

Her tone was full of disapproval. “You beat him up and you didn't even find out what he did to you? Or WHY he did it to you?”

"I'm assuming he didn't tell you why? Or did you just beat him up without getting answers?"

|| interacting with Future Damian while I read 2009 comics about Damian being a sexist, asshole brat is kind of a trip

|| Micah and Pyro are killing me, Waylon and Roy are so funny

God bless midol.

Sitting bolt upright. "...who the heck is Iron Man..."

Uh... I checked my GPS and it looks like he's standing still.