I fucking love my girlfriend

Bottom naked is so fucking good chat

there's a certain brand of humor that your well meaning lib poster will use in response to atrocities and tragedy that they'll usually defend as dark or gallows humor when criticized. but they're nowhere near the gallows, they're in the crowd. and they've got no business pretending otherwise.

It is peak I'm afraid

Why did it take me so long to play bg3 when Karlach is so precious

Still wild to me that Trump killed one of his dick riders to give his faked assassination attempt some level of legitimacy

I asked your mom why she raised such a stupid bitch

Chat I'm making cookies, y'all want any?

I'mma keep it a buck, if a god is going to punish me for eternity for not felating his ego even if you give me concrete proof he exists and 100% for sure that I will suffer eternally if I don't worship him. I'll still take the express train to hell.

This is why i do not take anyone from the Uk seriously when they criticize the USA. Y'all have the same shit in your pants

I fucking hate liberals. Yes the hat is the big issue, not the other sfuff thats not worth your energy his stupid fucking hat.

I got a 6 hook lure caught in my finger when i was 3, and my foot was slashed to the bone when I was 4. Both times my mom beat my ass for getting blood on the floor

Not surprised that ww3 has even MORE nazis, but I am severely disapointed

Fuck sorcerers this is a wizard household. We work for our fuckin magic in this house

When i start working again i am buying so many dice and a fuck ton of furry porn like the good little degenerate I am

Growing up queer, not once in my entire fucking life has I thought of America as anything but a bigoted shithole. Fuck everyone who thinks that any of this was ever bellow the surface America has always been loud and proud with its bigotry, Trump is just louder and prouder

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Nice politics righty, did Jeffie E help you pick em out?

We exist in the dumbest fucking timeline dawg

I miss making burgers for my girlfriend.

Spending a few months out of the U.S ate a lot of my money, and the only way that it would be remotely fucking feasible to move permanently at this time would require me to put an insane amount of strain on my partner and friends financially and mentally. Like be for fucking real.

Right, if all goes well tomorrow I will be getting bottom Surgery! Have this art from an awesome discord member named ATONic in the meantime discord.gg/yukkoex ages 18+🔥

I love being a goth tranny that smokes weed in her panties while watching morrowind videos

If we ever get a good faith adaptation of Yurtle the Turtle in modern year all of MAGA will cry and piss and shit all over the place because of how fucking woke it is

Man it's really fucked up that black ink did all that shit. Blue ink on the other hand

Miss Piggy please... me and my gf could make you so much happier than him

Daily reminder that the only moral thing a fascist can do is also the last thing that one Austrian painter did

It's kind of wild that the species that invented cloth fascimiles of animals intended just to be hugged and made the largest brand in the world one built entirely on cute lil guys still takes itself this seriously. You thought this rat was so cute you gave him like a trillion dollars be fucking fr

we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

Puppy on a leaf

Dems are controlled oposition that operate on a rotating villain strategy. Republicans push the shit their donors want and those same donors use dems to maintain the worsened state until people adjust to the new "normal". It isn't republicans vs dems it is corps vs you

Briana Wu should follow austrian room painting tutorials

Happy Halloween and #FursuitFriday!

So tired, can't sleep due to chronic pain. At least I'm able to lie in bed listening to the soft breathing of the woman I adore most in the whole world

Chat I love my girlfriend so fucking much. I am so fucking dyke pilled

I found it at dollar tree

Hey blue maga this still your guy? Or are you finally going to listen to us?

Always has been, they're just admitting it now

Shoutout to my mom for actually understanding that going down to Georgia is dangerous for me

What flavor is your sona?

I'm gonna start blocking stupid fuckers for saying "purity test" unironically

3 years later and the steamdeck is still one of my favorite devices

Undertale

Please let it be true

Look fam, I just want to hold the woman I love and be happy for once in my empty fucking life

@magic.wizards.com Make the cards cheaper or I am going to proxy them