to change your life watch, in this order: nathan for you, the rehearsal s1, the curse, the rehearsal s2

already being late somewhere and then having to shit is the most helpless a person can feel

my fursuit hand got a lotta friends. talk about a social faux paw.

i'm so pretty and my life is so hard

to the tune of "happy together" by the turtles: me and you, and you and me, and me and you and me and you, and you and me, and me and you and me and you, and you and me, and you and me and me and you, and you and me

happy pride month make sure to do at least one gay thing this month

fought at the museum

I guess you could say I'm half ambidextrous.

rough day and i practiced self care instead of having a complete meltdown #win

i miss my friends i will be back at tournaments soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stupid horse 100 gecs

i have taken it upon myself to learn the guitar

pictured: xfinity support gets frustrated trying to fix my problem and abruptly transfers me to a random unrelated department (internet) in order to not have to deal with my issue

always sunny really did racism, abortion, and pedophilia back to back to back in the first 3 episodes

agatha broke down 💔

people who are a little cringe are 9 out of 10 times really cool people. it's crazy how much of the population are denying themselves meaningful connections because they're so judgemental. this isn't a subtweet or anything just a general thought

i'm so normal about severance

sometimes if you're a girl you can run a red light

it's emily thursday

btw i am still on hellsite but a while ago i deleted it from my phone. so you guys get my cerebral lucid mind-expanding posts and they only go to hellsite when i'm next on computer (and only when i remember)

drivers who speed up when you signal you're going to merge in front of them should be summarily executed

gonna save all my money my whole life and make my friends and family do a "last to leave the funeral gets my inheritance" challenge

i have been paying harris bomberguy $5/mo for 15 months to play with muppets the last patreon update was 4 months ago this is tragic

We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things

the world if reghabi wasn't completely socially inept

to the woman in the massive toyota tacoma with the license plate "LDYTACO" who cut me off in the starbucks line to get one car ahead: fuck you

ok beth

"i'm just gonna put my foot on the floor and i'm not lifting until i see god or a checkered flag", i quote from the nascar driver who hugged the wall of the last corner to pass 5 cars, "that's how i'm gonna live my life." then i eat a kfc famous bowl and smoke weed and play cs2 wingman

bringing this to bsky a week late like everything else on this website

Back to invisibility and thank god honestly

i didn't post about it yesterday (and april fools is probably the worst day to follow it up), but i feel so visible as a trans person in oregon melee. i have never doubted my identity with my friends and everyone there has always fully supported me. i'm so lucky to be a part of this community

Pnw melee clears all you bitches #Bitches

the craziest thing about taking a break from twitter is realizing just how often i go to check it. shit's fucking evil man

let's try this for a few days

rest in peace hax$ melee lost a titan today

they don't want women to know about fixed income securities

Love that song… you used to call me on the cell Phone

severance

the CIA doesn't want you to know that they inject women with the eepy virus