The one Scottish PL match everyone wants to watch and MAGAt nepo baby can't even manage to get the stream working. #ParamountMinus

FBI agents being targeted by doge

Semi-serious question: what percentage of Americans are expecting Scott Bakula to have this New Orleans investigation wrapped up by the weekend? My over/under is 25.

Spoiler alert: if a work explores “a dark chapter in our nation’s history,” chances are the subject is an ongoing series and not an isolated incident.

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.

It is like we are rebooting the beloved sitcom Twitter which ended in 2014.

Unfortunately it’s going to take these people getting screwed by Trump to stop voting MAGA. No sympathy for anyone who votes for this man getting wrecked by his policies. My sympathy is with blue voters in red states. They didn’t ask for this.

How can they not have the cast of the Hangover here? Plus the tiger?

the only outcome I can ethically root for is that they both hit each other in the dick and then shit themselves

Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on.

That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

"I should join BlueSky today."

Man, I'm so psyched for this. The Association has always needed a slap-dash, artificially-turfed, mid-season tournament. I'm glad they're finally moving to rectify this glaring absence.

"Nobody goes to BlueSky anymore. It's too crowded."