The snowstorm has arrived, so clearly the only thing to do is make this, but with blackberries, limes, and vanilla yogurt because that's what I have: smittenkitchen.com/2008/04/lemo...

Despite TM thinking I was a bot, I persisted, and I'm going to see BTS!!! 💜💜💜

the type of prince people go to war for

jimin put his boots back on oh bitch we’re not ready 😭😭

Me to my cat, who wants me to let him in the forbidden laundry closet for the fourth time today: "Not now, mother is strategizing for BTS tickets."

[Notice] BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan) WORLD TOUR #방탄소년단 #BTS #BTS_WORLDTOUR

Can we talk about how gorgeous this modern hanbok look is? Jimin styled beautiful in tucked jegori complete with Korean embroidery and modern norigae is my new obsession.

.....yup 💀

THE BLUSH ON HIS CHEEKS!!!!!! 💕💗💖💞💓💘

JIMINIE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL 💐🩵

you can't just give me lollipop jimin and expect me to be okay

#xiyao #xiyaocalendar2026 #mdzs #art

i can’t make plans in january i must prepare for battle

JK: Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots JM: No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler NJ: The Perfect PokéRap

BTS as BDG’s Unraveled episodes: YG: Calculate your pet’s HP with my 100% legitimate formula HS: Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager? TH: I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster SJ: We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day

[NOTICE] BTS The 5th Album Release and World Tour Announcement ‼️ The tour schedule will be announced separately on January 14 at 12 am.‼️ Pre-Order Opening Date: From 11 am, Friday, January 16, 2026 (KST) Release Date: 1 pm, Friday, March 20, 2026 (KST) 🔗 weverse.io/bts/notice/3...

bangtan losing their absolute shit over namjoon’s yt algorithm 😂💀 pls watch 7x for each member reaction to fully appreciate the chaos

if he flings it then he flings it 🫸🏻JK edition🫷🏻 ✨happy new year, ARMY✨ #BTS #btstranslations #btsarmy

I am going to take a wild guess on this one. The first circle represents BTS chaper 1 (OT7). The second represents BTS chapter 2 (solos, parallel). The third circle represents BTS chapter 3 (connected again).

COUNTING DOWN THE NEW YEAR WITH ALL 7 BANGTAN MEMBERS 💜 HAPPY 2026 EVERYONE!! BTS IS BACK ⟭⟬

last podfic of 2025 and 6/6 thehoyden BTS fics: "When It's Only Me and You Here" by @thehoyden.bsky.social !! "boy meets boy with tentacles, and they fall in love" 🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/76740831

like don't let us stop you

Xiyao Calendar 2026 is finally here! 💛🩵 drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Jimin, I'm going to need you to look into getting a Siberian or some other cat that isn't going to trigger your allergies to keep the BTS kitty gang era rolling (also he NEEDS a cat, they keep finding him)

So glad Yoongi’s house seems to have some more earth tones than Jungkook’s because they’d never find Tang again in that place… just disembodied yelling and jingling

Everyone's new favourite BTS member

yoongi and tang speaking to each other 😭😭😭

🥺🥺🥺

YOONGI'S CAT LORE: - Tang (Seoltang) is a mixed cat, male, weighs 6.4kg - Yoongi didn't buy him, a friend's cat had unexpected babies - Yoongi's parents love Tang because he acts cute - Likes aggressive butt pats, chin rubs and belly rubs - Super gentle/kind, lets Yoongi clip his claws no problem

OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDD - YOONGI CAT CONFIRMED

the little kiss 😭😭

I'm glad no one overreacted about this

Subs went wild on this conversation. Because Korean doesn't always use pronouns, Yoongi talked without using a 'he/my cat', so the subs default to 'i'. And we got a lot of subtitles like: 'I like having my belly slapped' 'I'm 6.4kg' 'Jimin is allergic to me'

baddie #btsart #JIMIN

In my continuing tradition of watching media at least five years late, I've started watching Word of Honor. It was kind of @ataratah.bsky.social to warn me how long I was going to have to suffer through questionable facial hair, but in general: having a really great time!

xiyao redraw I did recently based on one of my older drawings, also posted on twitter 💙 #myart #xiyao

There’s really something heartwarming about Jungkook’s continuing insistence that he could punch his way out of a shark attack, and everyone else just being like, “Sure, baby.”

The Christmas Song (Cover) by Jung Kook

Vmin 🥹🥹🥹

jk : cooking meat based on vibes and vibrations jm: watches a 28 minute video on how to boil rice

podfic!!! of!!!! Spreading!!! Trembling!!!! Wings!!!! by @thehoyden.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!! 🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/75475576

I mean this in the best possible way: Jimin looks like the wife who just got half a billion in a divorce settlement here

I really had high hopes that I was going to finish my current #3zun WIP before the end of the year, but alas, my body decided to have an unexpected 2 weeks and still going allergic reaction. It's fine, I'm very medicated, but it's difficult to exist in corporeal form right now, much less write 😮‍💨

Those Falling petals in my hands by @thehoyden.bsky.social chapter 6/6!! 🔒 archiveofourown.org/works/733568...

A friend once posited the size of a woman’s purse indicated how wild it would be to be her friend, because someone with a small purse knows exactly how their day is going to go but someone with a large purse could end up doing ANYTHING so they need everything, and I’ve never felt that more than here

CHAPTER FIVE of Those Falling Petals in My Hands by @thehoyden.bsky.social 🖤 archiveofourown.org/works/733568...

BTS as video game horses: Yoongi: Skryim Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness

You'd think they'd be promoting some angsty romantic vampire drama, not a quirky travel show where they run around bare faced in shorts and sunscreen all day

I'm getting back into TOTK and trying to finish shrine quests, which inevitably leads to me muttering, "Rauru, I better not have to do an actual shrine after all this effort! Rauru, this is homophobic!"

My love for BTS is almost a match for my misophonia - I can bear almost thirty seconds of them chewing loudly with their mouths open on live before I have to mute, which is longer than I can stand anyone else doing the same thing