WHEN I GOT THE MEAT CANNON I BE SHOOTING STRAIGHT ROPE. THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN

maybe my girlfriend is right and i do need to start watching pro wrestling cause waow

cool as fuck dollgirl shotgun, silk, and spear reaving through the monsters cogwork feels no fear

ive begun to forget what it feels like to be dominated. soon my full strength shall return to me and i will obliterate this puny universe with my bare hand unless someone like....stops me or something.....maybe by like tying me up and hitting me until i stop hahha......guuhhhh....

this what it feels like sometimes

The next Jujutsu Kaisen???

White girls when they find out there will be caramel frappucino's at the function

theres room for sleazeball knights too 🙏🙏🙏

loyal chivalrous well trained knightgirls are cool and all, but what about the knightgirls who are overly cocky sleazy bastards who seem like they should be complete girlfailures but actually earn their confidence by being shockingly competent

princess girl who constantly cucks her friends by invoking the medieval right of prima nocta

Nothing worse than making a banger than noticing a typo, jokes dead forever mow

Considering opening big sister applications soon, need more lesbian incest in my life

wincest 🖤

a motherly dyke slowly getting into my head to make me desperately need her approval and slowly rewiring my self worth to exactly correlate with how good i am at blowing her would fix me

here is my xrd coolness tier list cause i wanna be included

on one hand i feel fucking bad about having an extreme next level mental breakdown after months of not having one, on the other its good to know that there were months between breakdowns rather than the usual weeks or even days. guess im improving at least a little

impromptu bandori band tier list after finishing the MyGO anime (finally)

Therapist: Hardcore Bondage Fighting Polygon Team isn't real. They can't hurt you. Hardcore Bondage Fighting Polygon Team:

it's hard to find clothes that fit - and fit well - when you're a trans woman, or a butch woman, or a tall woman, or a fat woman, so naturally, when you're a tall, fat, butch trans woman it's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wanna know how y'all perceive me

We are all put on this earth to hang out

read ichi the witch please. it has many witches!!

来須蒼真 #悪魔城ドラキュラ #Castlevania

In woke California it's illegal to put budder on da dog

girl who goes under your desk but can't bring herself to suck you off because your cable management is just so messy

Falin tummy in a dress... #falin #dungeonmeshi #titobeanszart

i wanna turn into a puddle for a week and just be in a coma the whole time so i can get some fucking energy back jesus christ i am so burnt out

girl figures in poses

How real gamers play deadlock on their girlfriends laptop

i havent watched Fionna and Cake yet but i keep seeing posts about it and i cannot handle how fucking cute Hunter is like oh my gooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddddddddd

who wants to go on a roadtrip to the clitorium emporium with me?

Fluffy and Fuzzy #FWMCpix

my maidgirl could absolutely beat your maidgirl in a fight, i dont even have to watch to know that she'll win..............shes on her knees begging for more isnt she?

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

we gotta get all the horny tgirls on here to watch Crash (1996) so the new trans woman kink de jure is car crashes

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

anyone know where to get 60 inches of leather for beltmaking lmfao

Who handles the handlers

Cutie pie cow💞

this is why Es Laf is the only good fighting game

just realized i never actually thought i would reach a point in my life where i would be dating someone whos into hypno and now i am woefully unprepared lmao

i am so fucking down bad for both my girlfriends oh my god they are just the most adorable girls in the whole world and im so lucky to have them in my life cause theyre just so amazing aaaaaaaaaaaa