If you haven't played this a time or seven, you're missing out.

First one I bought with my own money... still prefer Tia Carrere's version of Ballroom Blitz.

AndRememberIfItDoesntSayMicroMachines…ItsNotTheRealThing!

Christ, I'm so sick of breathless AI-generated "storytelling." Melodramatic. Irritating. But that isn't the worst part. The worst part is every executive now thinks this is how 'good' writing sounds. Like it's natural. Or original. Humanizing. Instead of just making you sound like a dickhead.

Thrilled to be part of Twin Cities Horror Festival XV! Catch my one-act play about faith, family, and suffering this October at the Crane Theater.

The Cellar Dwellers or Chompy & the Girls

It's always Valerian for me. My wife and I loved it and have watched it a dozen times. Whenever I say that, people feel compelled to tell me it's the worst movie they've ever seen.

Tomorrow and Tomorrow, by Gabrielle Zevin The Dark Bungalow, Stephen King Wrap Your Gays in a Fuzzy Blanket, @chucktingle.bsky.social

Tolstoy, Hemingway, Bukowski & Seuss

Jesus, @adobe.com is a ripoff. Tried to sign up for a S I N G L E month. They set the subscription as a FULL YEAR billed monthly, with a $100 cancellation fee. What a scam. Oh, and also opted me into an additional $5/mo AI service I'll never use with its OWN cancellation fee. Fuckers.

*Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Good Place Parks & Rec Buffy Star Trek: TNG Star Trek: LD MST3K M*A*S*H* Doctor Who Schitt's Creek Wonderfalls/Dead Like Me/Pushing Daisies (add up to one series) Twilight Zone Quantum Leap Batman (90s) She-Ra (2019) Kipo & Age of Wonderbeasts

Time again for #LastFourWatched on #LetterboxdFriday. A great action comedy, a surprisingly fun horror-scifi, a surreal musical and a half-great, half-insufferable zombie movie.

God damn, this is great.

TMBG: Birdhouse In Your Soul Savatage: Wake of Magellan Talking Heads: Nothing But Flowers Jurassic 5: Concrete Schoolyard Tom Petty: Don't Come Around Here No More Concrete Blonde: Joey Amethyst Kiah: Silk&Petals Beatles: And Your Bird Can Sing Decemberists: Sucker's Prayer Prince: Purple Rain

$3.25/hr washing dishes at a summer youth camp in 1994.

Name your fave film sequel

Maybe an easy answer, but Branagh's Much Ado about Nothing. My favorite of his plays and such a wonderful, warm and funny adaptation. (Plus Emma Thompson's "I would eat his heart in the marketplace" gives me chills every time)

It's #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched: haunting, surreal arthouse-horror, an incremental improvement in the 28 days series, and two sizable disappointments.

The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - better than the first, feels more like a complete thought. Still ungainly and clumsy, though. On paper the two main plotlines complement each other - on screen I chafed whenever we had to endure more Sir Jimmy. Still worth it for the great denoument.

Hai Karate cologne, Planter's cheeseballs, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Pulp Addiction, please.

"What's YOUR fat ass doing here?" "He's my only means of conveyance. But, I suppose I do spoil him."

What the Dem platform for 2028 must be: 1. Epstein Trials 2. ICE Trials 3. War Crimes Tribunals We don’t want to hear about a $10,000 tax credit for starting new AI businesses. We demand JUSTICE.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet: (besides the one in my bio)

Wait. You’re sure? You’re positive? Darmok AND Jalad at Tenagra? Okay. I’m putting some things together now.

God, TruMotion/motion smoothing looks like ass. Can’t turn it off on this hotel TV. Does anyone actually like watching too-fast jerky jerky soap opera vision?

The man who came into the tour company where I worked in college (flagstaff az) who told me the govt reintroduced pterodactyls to the Grand Canyon, and that the woman in our promo brochure was his ex wife.

99% of the time, the people saying they're centrist and can't be Democrats just don't want to give up being transphobic/homophobic/racist. "Sure, the right-wing guys are horrible, but THIS guy wants me use they/them pronouns!"

Why do these chucklefucks all talk like they work for Lumon?

Dear friend and wonderful human Anna Lavigne needs our support. If you've been to the Minnesota or Arizona Renaissance Festival, you've seen her leatherwork. Please give if you can, share either way. gofund.me/dca320d0c

Yes, Ready or Not 2 was big fun, more sequels to underperforming but great indie horror comedies! Give me Lisa Frankenstein 2: The Bride of Lisa, where they form a throuple with Elle Fanning or Julia Garner.

Filing taxes in 2026 feels like making payments on a totaled car.

So Allianz Field's summer music series is six fucking cover bands. For $50+ a ticket (per band, not all 6). In a 5,000 seat venue. There were NO original artists they could snag? NO better use of that space? Barring that, they couldn't see combining a few acts to justify those prices? Weird, man.

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Here are my #LastFourWatched: A colorful and kinetic time-passer, an uneasy black-and-white nightmare, an amiable comedy, and my favorite movie of 2026 again. letterboxd.com/NiteWatch/

Five television programs to get to know me: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Doctor Who Star Trek: The Next Generation The Good Place M*A*S*H*

Mashup Bands: Southern Culture Club on the Skids

St Paul with my family. Good for the soul.

For fuck's sake, y'all.

Overthinking 90s songs a la @johnmoe.bsky.social: The final lyrics of Meet Virginia are "I can't wait to...meet Virginia." So he's not been describing an actual woman, but characteristics of an IDEAL woman he wants to meet. Which makes the rest of the song a weirdly specific list of requests.

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever recorded, but I'm very pleased with myself: Vaseline. #90skids #Bush #FlamingLips #SorryNotSorry youtu.be/AEJLwXDoJQI

Second watch of a new favorite, an underwhelming indie horror, a delightful sequel, an only okay sequel. #LastFourWatched #Letterboxd #FilmFriday

Drop some BEACHES

I love just about every part of it, but my favorite character is SAM. She's ADHD-coded, she's a lot, her friends ACKNOWLEDGE that she's a lot and ACCEPT AND CELEBRATE her anyway. Such wonderful representation.

They forgot “friends shoot the shit about their shared interest because that’s the only way they can “justify” hanging out regularly.” Like horrorshowhotdog.com!

Oof, undertone. Minimalistic, underplayed, bone-chillingly creepy. Until it suddenly stops being all of that. It's like they brought in James Wan for his trademark loud, chaotic and not at all scary ending (Conjuring, Insidious, etc). So bad it almost erases how good Acts 1-4 are.

The more adjectives Trump uses, the bigger the lie. So we know the "good, productive, in-depth, detailed and constructive" conversations with Iran never happened.

An okay sequel, a bonkers remake, a fantastic scifi adventure, and an indie ode to filmmaking. #LetterboxdFriday 🟠🟢🔵 #LastFourWatched 🎥

I found a reason for MEEE / to change who I used to BEEEE /a reason to start over NIEEEW / and the reason is YEWWW

I have an AI joke but in today's modern business world, we don't need a play on words. We need a whole new word game.

Oh, I love the popup on @letterboxd.social when you review Bugonia: letterboxd.com/nitewatch/fi...