btw the problem with this is that i keep getting derailed from the kink to write their debate about having kids. i WISH i was smutbrained but my ultimate indulgence is actually people having tense conversations

emo about aradia hours

“you’re so polished” thanks! that’s because I don’t know how to be normal

pride and prejudice auditions soon so of course i think of little else. but i have a truly nauseating calendar of rehearsal conflicts 🫠

Line goes up

yayyyy opening night :)

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

well I wasn’t gonna write breeding kink for anyone but breach just talked an awfully big game about establishing the next generation of house albignon ??

breach albignon...

ok no way i'm doing 31 of these but TW for self harm/ cutting [that's part's not the kink] dawnheart uhhh service top religious guilt sadomasochism i guess. will be aiming for "not canon/ just riffing but theoretically plausible" with all of these #kinktober

kinktober snippets perhaps….

lots of talk about alchemized's h/arry p/otter fic roots being a problem but i haven't seen a single person talk about how wild it is that it's a handmaid's tale au such that they straight up use the iconic outfit

now that harmony's a devil working for asmodeus she's definitely also going to start harvesting souls and being like Well It's Different When I Do It

AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”

sent my husband to therapy and now he says stuff like "it's okay to be nervous about [thing], that just means you care about it, and it's great that we get to be involved in things we care about" and im like how DARE you have a positive wholesome outlook on my crashout

"The multiplicity of art is inscribed in its destination, not its origin." good essay that applies to basically all creative pursuits these days danioffline.substack.com/p/everyone-w...

and when aradia shows up to breach’s engagement party in this little number. then what

i had an inaugural pumpkin spice iced latte today and have felt nauseous ever since. so that's cool

won't be touching Alchemised with a ten foot pole (read a summary of the fic ages ago which i think is sufficient) but i am curious to know how well those serial numbers got fired off

pilates studios should have a “haunted house score” they’re required to display on their website which indicates how goddam loud the machines collectively creak and groan during a class

Is insta and YT actually putting 2018 level Snapchat filters on shorts secretly/automatically? How have I not heard of this lmao. youtube.com/shorts/k48vf...

a loss of this distinction (media literacy issue slash puritanical media policing making authors cautious) has made certain subsets of schlock romance/ erotica genres hilariously convoluted in their approach to kink and fantasy

look i understand that insulting our enemies based on their appearance is poor form because it reinforces the idea that beautify signifies goodness/ ugliness signifies evil, which is itself fascistic, but every government figure i see lately is looking ALARMINGLY crusty and scary rn

aster clearly failed this magical personal quest to forge a weapon that we were assigned lol. i'm sure Aster, who has never gotten a grade below a 97% in her entire life, will take that news extremely well

gothic heroine vibes for nosferatu viewing

I looked too long at a single mushroom chocolate ad and so now i’m getting relentlessly promoted bougie “tasteful” weed gummies that do not grasp that i’m not their target market. a 5mg cbd/thc split? what am I, a toddler?

maybe i'll commit to tightlined smudgy eyeliner and fishnets + corsets and alcoholism as the regime continues to fall. get real cabaret with it

bale kissed aradia's hand..... pretty sure that's like third base for him

alright i see why Jekyll/ Hyde is considered vastly superior to Dracula in the wildhorn canon but i raise you: is it really

this was the worst weekend of lucy the cat's life (we hosted friends friday and sat and then were absent from the house for five hours on sunday including during her normal wet food distribution time)

wanna post things that would apparently get me put on a list 🫠

St Louis friends, go play the sticker game tomorrow!!!

checking in with a friend on current events

hey bsky now would be a really good time to add an option for people to lock their accounts. for no reason

finally finished the most recent season of taskmaster. immaculate. everyone who didn't like Fatiha because she clearly hated every task is wrong, because having one person absolutely not give a shit as a contrast to whatever gremlin thing jason mantzoukas was doing was absolutely hysterical

its fall, so it's time for me to wistfully think about this book WIP again

I got a set of these for Aradia and I can confirm they are STUNNING!!

my husband woke me up at 7am this morning and was like I HAD A DREAM WHERE YOU ABANDONED ME

it's that time of year again where i get obsession with disney haunted mansion concepts

i do understand these days why "writing correspondence" was a whole distinct activity for historical nobles. i too need 1-3 hours a day to sit down and just respond to my texts and emails and mayhap draft notes to people of my acquaintance.

deeply unfortunate that aradia is enough of a loser herself to be impressed by Bale's conspiracyboard red string map and monster fighting gadget collection

DENETHOR MAKING A DEAL WITH THE MORNINGLORD TO BRING BORK BACK!!!! TEDDY AND BORAKOV HAPPY ENDING!!! NIMALIA NEW DARK RULER OF BAROVIA!!!!

me rereading anything i wrote during a rehearsal/ show/ immediately postshow period

I hope they nuke this demonic horseshit from orbit

my voice teacher today was like "you seem really relaxed and happy today" and that is because i took off work for most of this week lol

look ik we're dunking on the rickety nature of aradia's breach feelings containment, but we should all hope it holds out a little longer, because if she gets them back quick enough she's gonna do Something Worse (make out with bale specifically to spite breach)

IM EMO ABOUT BREACH/ ARADIA AGAIN. WHATEVER

I love knowing great actors who are doing mid shows and holding their hands like baby on god we’re gonna get you out of here

prayer circle that [theater] posts the callbacks list publicly again this year. i love when they do that because i'm very nosy