how do I turn Network Effects into a actual, physical hammer that I can beat the Discord execs and user experience team over the head with? the resulting concussions might actually do them some good.

remember when openai wouldn't release gpt-2 because they were worried it would become a lie-spouting propaganda and spam machine LOL

curious new development: I find myself wanting for a male dragon by which to represent myself, in addition to Cass

desert dragons. they’re sand-colored: brown tough scales on the belly and light tan feathers on their top. they’re wyverns, great big wingspans for radiating/absorbing heat. they love basking in the sun! during the night when it gets cold, they gather together in packs and form great big […]

desert nights my beloved, it’s been too long. need to go camping out there again

longest night! :3 that song used to be my morning alarm. woke me up with a start every time but it was such good vibes

[lyricsposting] _I don’t know which way to go So I continue forward The pure and utter horror, Realizing I left me behind_

fun fact: if you are playing a board/card game and it sucks mega ass, there is a good chance you are playing it wrong and have somehow misinterpreted the rules.

[yearning] dragon need cuddles… always… grrrrehh

[furry, kink] the monkey neuron activation meme but it’s about “cw: fatfur”

[minecraft tech mods] I like Minecraft mods which require me to reinvent modern infrastructure from first principles. Steam engine stops working and requires a cold start when the power grid is overtaxed? Add an accumulator. Accumulator needs monitoring? Attach a huge mainframe computer to it […]

I will win life when I can become a man-dragonwife

dragonwife…

[gender shitpost] im bigender but the bi isn’t like the bi in bisexual, its like the bi in bipolar

found a logbook at the top of the hill I hiked with my mom today, and left a drawing of Cass in it

YEAH

had a gay dream and then woke up in dragon mode ​:drgn_think__w_:​

[yearning] auuughggghg dragon nuzzles….. dragon cuddles….. dragon snuggles……… I need I need I need I need I need I need ​:drgn_flat_sob:​

Even though it doesn't make much sense, imagine a scaly dragon with those head fin things wiggling them like fruit bats wiggle their ears

have you considered dragon tummy lately?

sometimes when I walk through my apartment I can hear how my footsteps rattle the dishes on the drying rack. I feel bad for my downstairs neighbor, but I feel good about being a very heavy dragon

i think some day i will have a synth sona. probably whenever willow gets around to building a robot cass, i guess

I think it's bizarre how in Fedi, """Normies""" are the weirdest kind of people to find Weirdo little creature named "Gubly she/they", OK ✅ Strange furry who talks about eating computer parts? Dope ✅ Guy who's named "Mark Stevenson" and has a normal ass profile? Strange, otherworldly, like an […]

slamming my mental gears

haven’t drawn enough dragons lately

GORDON YOU LOUSY MOTHERFUCKER! STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE!

I miss working with crosscut saws…

this long weekend I am going to try and implement a realistic buoyancy algorithm in godot if I succeed then there are greater things ahead

fedi software which allows the user to script their own algorithm. has this been done before..?

Behold: a beeper!

my nostalgia for the mountains is so easily triggered nowadays. please, gods, enable me to go backpacking next summer PLEASE I’m begging you I don’t think I can make it another year

[gender] my relationship to masculinity is so weird, I love it

[uspol, nycpol, you know who I’m talking about] i think the craziest thing- to me- about zohran mamdani, is that he makes me feel like i could get into local politics. gods i hope i don’t. i am too busy to run for any local politics, and i probably forever will be. but could i write my city […]

I’m about to redraw my pfp again aren’t I I just realized that I’ve learned how to draw Cass at a perspective that fits a pfp way better and now I have to do it

game which doesn’t have a quest log, but which gives you an empty journal and lets you draw on your own map

reading up on Polynesian wayfinding for the sailing game I want to someday make…

i think that dragons should trade things from their hoards to other dragons, like a swap meet... i'm imagining many kobolds running a large semiannual gathering of dragons who have new fun things to share with other dragons who have a special interest in the particular artifacts and objects they […]

quoth the sound designer on my team, to me: “you are an artist with code” ​:drgn_pat_up:​​:drgn_flat_heart:​​:drgn_pat_up:​​:drgn_flat_heart:​​:drgn_pat_up:​ i’m crying

Purpose is a hell of a drug

#the #dragon #cuddle #copypasta rather than being fully warm- or cold-blooded, some dragons have only slight body heat. so, they need external heat sources like reptiles do but they also gradually heat up when insulated. such dragons tend to enjoy cuddling even more than most people because the […]

oh I Need to learn how to purr

If I had a big fat tail I would 100% cover it with straps and bags and things.

​:drgn_flat_heart:​

the game is coming together…

every time I boot into Windows and it decides to run disk check because the computer has been booted multiple times _without_ getting to Windows (because it boots to Linux instead), I feel like I’m coming home to a distrusting spouse

[kink (degradation?)] my staunch belief that dragons are not actually greedy by default and to say so is to perpetuate a harmful stereotype vs my desire to be called a greedy dragon ​:drgn_woozy:​

when I boost something and see a mutual boost it seconds later it’s like ​:drgn_pat_up:​

warning: dangerous amounts of dragon