Hey if you wanted me to create a shader or visual graphic for your: - videogame - stream layout - vtuber - music visuals - website - whatever I’m open for some quick turnaround work! Price depends on the complexity/amount of time needed but it’s typically $35/h & I’m happy to provide an estimate.

Parfait!

I am being low stock baited by a pair of video game drumsticks

I like stoat but admittedly the thought of hosting a server full of plaintext DMs does give me the heebie jeebies

Here's a thought experiment for you: Imagine a dragon. Is it scaled? Furred? How many limbs does it have? Can it fly? Now, uhh... Actually that's all. I just wanted you to think about dragons. I hope you enjoyed it.

"check out my book! it's cross platform" what do you mean? it's a book "you can read it in your bedroom or in the living room" can I get it as an ebook? "you can get paperback or hardcover" well that's just a book "you could also read it at a friend's house" but it's still just the […]

I was a very good boy today I did all of my chores

I'm on glow's stream today playing co-operation https://twitch.tv/afterglowampharos

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on the topic of pdd I am considering nuking the server and doing a fresh install, which would unfortunately mean I have to make new accounts. idk how this works activitypub-side but I'd almost certainly need a for-real new account atproto-side this is basically because of some weird bug old […]

finally had a good idea for a character to use saluxedo for but I am still so burnt out I can't do fucking anything

cleaning up a batch of ust files for use in openutau is almost as much work as just writing them by hand

love people who say "the thing is, is that"

alien civilization that interacts with earth and is so kind and accommodating that when they see how war frought earthlings are, they decide to meet us where we're at and immediately go to war with us

ogh I am trying to set up a youtube source in obs and I figured out that I need to make a webpage for the iframe but I can't get it to autoplay

streaming tojibo with my boyfriend http://twitch.tv/derfischy

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware stoats

I wish it would go back to raining so I can't hear all the cars

steam has been doing this recently so i couldnt not edit this sound over it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trYp9fNRkRY reminder that this remix

PSA: If you block the `claude` user on GitHub, you'll get a warning every time you view a repo with that user in its commit history. This allows you to, the moment you look at a repo, immediately adjust your expectations. You may do so here: https://github.com/settings/blocked_users

the small burst of shame as I unfav a post I fatfingered while scrolling

I think every bad thing in the world would be solved if everyone ate a perfectly ripe juicy pear

thinking about my poor bsky followers who are missing out on the good stuff because they can't see private posts

Your occasional reminder that a large share of the fediverse actually exposes RSS feeds Try adding .rss to any account, like https://mastodon.derg.nz/@anthropy.rss Or to any tag, like https://mastodon.derg.nz/tags/test.rss #feditips

hearing everyone talk about shakashaka fries from Japanese McDonald's is making me miss when Burger King did the same thing like 20 years ago here. I hope it circles back some day

he's simple and green

I should get back to making music and make sick rhythm game music and force all the games full of horny anime girls to have cover art with fat furry boys

Hairy Balls! :neocat_owo_blep: Since I've got your attention now, I've released the hair shader, it's free: https://ko-fi.com/s/2822208802 It comes with a 9 page overview of the parameters and several examples and presets. If you download and use it […] [Original post on mastoart.social]

I dislike Android chat bubbles but I like grabbing it and dunking it into the close button at the bottom of the screen so it stays

manzai birds is like the best rhythm heaven song I'm so bummed it still hasn't made its way westward

I'm playing some demos on stream with my boyfriend! just on his channel this time though. https://twitch.tv/afterglowampharos

love when an edm song starts the drop with a voice sample that just says "bass!" like ohhhh so that's what this is, thank you

smoke! on the water

When I said that your discord clone doesn’t need e2ee, I got a lot of comments along the lines of “ then how would I use it to organize the revolution!” The answer is: you don’t. If you have more users than can comfortably share a Signal chat and hence want to use discord or something like it […]

playing more in falsus I hope there are some 8s and perhaps 7s in fbd difficulty or I'm not sure I'm gonna get the hang of the wide notes lmao

how is it fucking possible to stagger into bed barely able to keep my eyes open and still lay awake all night

when everyone settles on a new chat app I'm excited for it to be the objectively worst option again

I call it "electrifying battle"

final ghost trick stream! come watch if you wanna https://twitch.tv/derfischy

there's a demo for in falsus now! https://store.steampowered.com/app/3971950/In_Falsus/

I am dogshit at mini metros

the problem with reading a dozen ongoing fanfics concurrently is I need to somehow remember who all these named characters are often with very little context

at this point a game being fantasy and not letting me play as a creature or something is a negative. you're telling me you have this world with dragons and sorcerers and magical creatures, but the only options to play are: human, tall human with pointy ears, short human, very maybe a human with […]