Dude, Bryson, c’mon!!! We gotta listen to the Great Disney Games before your mom gets here and you have to go home!!!

Hey, gamers! I’ll be having Story Time play date with @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social Come join before you mom gets back and makes you go back to your house, bro. m.twitch.tv/seesbraincom...

What is everyone’s opinion on The New Norm in relation to The Old Norm? You feel there are any differences?

I’m 26 years old, skinny, and 6’3 with the face of a 17 year old. Every time I shave off my mustache and beard, I have to present the Quiktrip clerk with an expired ID to *not* get my Corona 6 pack. How the fuck do twinks even enjoy life? God *damn!*

After many delays, we're doing a formal rollout for the cast of #TheGreatDisneyGames (story link here: www.fanfiction.net/s/14423225/1...; art by @dicesms.bsky.social). I'll include URLs to SM handles in the images and links in the alt text. This whole thread's gonna be a pain in the "@" symbol.

Joey voices Tinker Bell, Ferb, Glomgold, and Grim. @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social reprises Phineas and Doofenshmirtz from way back in ep. 2 and voices Kronk as well. @buckyofchaos.bsky.social makes her long-awaited debut as Rapunzel and Mabel and @harrysupermsl.bsky.social voices Dipper.

Another episode of Story Time's coming up. We'll be returning to the TF2 fic "Ceasefire Days," where the RED mercenaries get stuck in the snow. @harrysupermsl.bsky.social, @radoran.schale.club, @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social, and Joey join me: www.twitch.tv/seesbraincom...

What’s the name of that Starbomb song again? The one where Mario and his brother are fighting over Peach. It’s like, fuckin’…uuuuh…

Kamala outro music: “ 🎶 I am a black storm, crashing through the tides. I am a female force, dividing water’s rise. I’m bulletproof, honey. Call me Bull-et-proof!!!🎶” Tim Waltz music: “When you get your tools at Harbor Freight, you’re getting more than a job well done.”

Conservative vampire: “Bleeg!!! My children of the night can’t even enjoy cereal without being forced to look at a yellow-skinned diversity hire! Hasn’t China already taken enough from us!!!? Our culture is about making people D.I.E., not D.E.I.”

me after ruining the vibe at karaoke

Every scene in Saturday Night feels like this:

Holding this up to my face at Chills like it's my phone and laughing, “Aww, nooo. Naw, naw that’s crazy, bro.”

Every car insurance commercial is a millennials' worst draft tweet and you just have to sit through it while your drunk ass is watching American Dad at 2:32 am.

Tom and Jerry gotta be so fucked up if you’re a cat. Imagine being Jewish and learning Cartoon Network airs Triumph of The Will during your kid’s lunch period.

Blueskey is for draft tweets. Twitter is for bangers.

Sharpay’s Law: The theory that if you introduce a “mean girl” character into any given musical, she *will* have the best song.

@GreenBeretPinkiePie: “Happy Valentine’s Day. I’ve given up on love. God, I hate this fucking holiday.” The Grinch: *in a leather jacket, leaning against a doorway* “…How would you like to be part of a team?”

Hi so Always Sunny’s “The Gang Misses the Boat” may be the greatest sitcom episode of all time. Just letting you know because you totally care.

I’m autistic and love Hawaiian shirts, call me Stimmy Buffet.

The only Bill Ack-man I want to hear about is when Cathy gets the check for an expensive dinner (This joke submitted by Phyllis Schroeder, age 57)

Batman: “FRIES, YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!! I KNOW YOU WANT HER BACK, BUT THIS IS INSANE!!!” Mr. Freeze: “Is it, Batman? My condition, it’s numbed me to life’s carnal pleasures. My beloved deserves to feel not merely…revived but…alive.” *wields Bad Dragon horsecock to suit*

“oh cool, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show” “oh no, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show”

The teacher said "Your last name indicates what your ancestor did for a living." "Mary Cooper, your ancestor made barrels." "Avery Baker, your ancestor baked bread." "Lucy Cobbler, your ancestor made shoes." Then Annie Dickinson raised her hand.

I went out early yesterday planning to spend all day gazing into the abyss but I forgot my glasses and wound up spending all day squinting into the abyss.

Why’d they put on the 2001 BET awards for halftime?