Biduce. Biuse. Bicycle.

This is why America doesn’t want a female president.

Hassett is not going to do well in prison. He’d better figure out how to smuggle drugs in his bunghole before it’s too late.

We secured the 218th signature. The press conference was scheduled. Epstein’s survivors were ready to speak. So what did Republican leadership do? They sent us home during a shutdown. Bring Congress back. Swear @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social in. It’s time to vote to release the Epstein Files.

Jeffries: "Republicans enacted permanent tax breaks for the wealthy, well-off, and well-connected. Permanent tax breaks. And now the nerve of these people to say to us that 'we do not have the time or inclination to address the ACA tax credits for working-class Americans'"

The only reason most of these whistledicks aren’t in prison is because they’re in charge of who goes to prison, and it should be them.

I don’t like cats. I am allergic to cats. But our feral yard cat, Bella, is the only one who will hang out with me by the fire pit right now. I love her.

Mike Johnson just canceled votes for the 3rd week in a row. House hasn't voted since Sept. 19th. That means no work on shutdown and won't seat the AZ-7 congresswoman who would be the 218th and final Epstein files discharge petition signature.

Journalism, the job where when someone powerful lies you describe it as "not strictly true" because describing facts would be bias bsky.app/profile/atru...

“The NFL sucks” is an interesting position to stake out. Don’t know how that’s going to go. The NFL is … pretty popular.

The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.

In an era where comedians who once whined abut "cancel culture" because "you can't joke about anything anymore" happily perform muzzled in Riyadh and ICE casually shoots journalists in LA and Chicago and assaults others in NYC, it's important to remember Jamal Khashoggi. Great work from Karen

File this under “essential function.” 🤡 #Shutdown abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...

No matter what Mike Johnson says, she was not beaten to death by a gorilla.

Why do you think Johnson sent the House home?

How about Democrats agree to a stopgap funding measure in exchange for a release of unredacted Epstein files?

Am I to understand that Pete Hegseth disrupted US military operations across the globe in order to complain in a public forum about the way black people wear their facial hair?

This seems to be a big day for travel for me, historically. Last year: Salzburg 3 years ago: Columbus, Ohio 4 years ago: Seattle 6 years ago: Morocco 7 years ago: Japan 9 years ago: Brazil 11 years ago: France

I wish more people would divorce Jeff Bezos.

Not only is today the #rapture, but it's also $10 bucket of thighs and drums at our local KFC, so I get to eat fried chicken while it's all happening!

I'm thinking that if all the conspiracy theorists do get raptured today, that's not such a bad thing for the rest of us, right?

Okay -- so can we turn our attention to Chik-Fil-A next?

Where are the TV Commercials in spanish where a botox Barbie tells latinos who are here legally how to assert their legal rights?

Border czar Tom Homan was investigated by federal law enforcement last year and allegedly accepted $50k in cash from agents who were posing as business executives seeking government contracts, MSNBC reports.

EXCLUSIVE: In an undercover operation last year, the FBI recorded Tom Homan, now the White House border czar, accepting $50,000 in cash after indicating he could help the agents, who were posing as business executives, win government contracts in a second Trump administration.

I’m not a billionaire corporate oligarch, but I employ people. And I look at where they were educated before I decide to hire them. Ahem.

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

There is a difference between a consumer boycott and a workers’ strike. At a time when unions are under attack, let’s not give them an excuse to throw labor leaders and union members in jail…or worse. I used to run the legal department at two major entertainment industry unions. I know. Not kidding.

Republicans can't stop you from thinking what you think. But they're sure as hell gonna stop you from •saying• what you think.

The irony is -- I was this {} close to boycotting Comedy Central in the '90s because of The Man Show, but didn't because, free speech. But now, I'm full-on cancelling my Disney+ for the same reason. #ABC #Disney - I'm out. #JimmyKimmel

Just canceled our Disney+, but we re-watched the Lindsey Lohan Parent Trap last week, so we're good for a while.

Hatred of trans people is wrong. Vilifying trans people is wrong. Look for opportunities to support trans people and take those opportunities!

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

The thing I like about running my own small business(es) is that if someone who works for me speaks in glowing terms about white supremacy, homophobia, transphobia, genocide or antisemitism, I can decide that that's not appropriate in the work place and react accordingly.

Puxackly…

His right hand is plainly an abomination to God, and he should cut it off.

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

I fear for the safety of my trans friends.

Hey, @msnbc.com. That Stephanie Ruhle promo that runs on cruise ships where she says that there are still checks and balances and that bad things haven't started yet... hasn't aged well. You should replace it with something accurate.

This is great.

Don't tell me that we all need to listen and understand the viewpoint of people we disagree with. Charlie Kirk said that I should be stoned to death. I'm supposed to accept and listen to that? He shouldn't have been assassinated. But he also shouldn't have been a homophobe and white supremacist.

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

They gave him a luxury jet, and he couldn't be bothered to warn Qatar about an attack on their soil? Boy, as briberies go, this one really didn't work out, did it? #Qatar #Israel

Fuck around and find out.

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

I get it that lawmakers are concerned about being targets of violence. But what about the LGBTQ+ Americans who are targeted for violence by lawmakers? #CharlieKirk advocated that gay people should be stoned to death. Where's the concern about that?

Is it Luigi Mangione, again?

Doesn't the 2nd Amendment exist so that citizens can take up arms against a tyrannical government? And isn't that the very definition of "political violence?"