How long before someone hacks Trump's Truth (sic) Social account and decides to randomly announce the closure of airspace intermittently around the world?

Oh, your stupid company has an app? And you want me to do everything on the app, where I type credit card numbers into my phone with my fingers? Guess what? NOPE. Also, it's no longer 2012. Use your tax breaks to do better.

Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...

I love--and I'm not ashamed to admit it--the em dash. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/dont...

The “All Lives Matter” people sure don’t seem to have a problem with Black Friday.

I wonder why they don't send 500 additional troops after there's a school shooting.

If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?

@ms.now "Me and my colleagues were in..." Really? From a WH correspondent? You've got journalists who struggle with middle school grammar?

If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand” Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.

I recently rewatched Logan’s Run (1976), and aside from thinking that Michael York deserved a better haircut, my big takeaway was that it was ahead of its time as an allegory for immigration policy in the US fifty years later. Searching for Sanctuary? Being chased by goons with guns?

Seems like Bubba's not the only one who got a blowie from Trump.

This snazzy dresser Is Looking more and more like Mike Pence every day

But no one can afford real clothes when they spent all their money on seat assignments and checked bags for their delayed flight that won’t be refunded, thanks to rescinding the Biden refund rule.

#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys." That #FuckICE Agent is toast.

I had a coronal mass ejection, once, and it landed me in the ER.

Gosh, the @nytimes.com really sounds nostalgic for the good ol' days when rich people could rape with impunity....

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic? A: We know how many people went down on the Titanic. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

If you had to guess, what , would you say, percentage of motivational speakers are cokeheads?

In case you're confused:

Nothing pisses off conservatives more than feeling like their tax dollars pay for "free stuff" for people who aren't working. Dems need to change the narrative - working people pay more than their fair share to give "free stuff" to billionaires, and their struggling neighbors can't catch a break.

What do we need to do to ensure that Musk doesn't hit his targets and become a trillionaire?

Completing the White House Ballroom will create dozens, if not many dozens of jobs over the next two years, which won’t end until the ballroom is completed. And workers will almost certainly get most of the 260 million dollars expended on the project.

If [insert billionaire of your choice] tells you to vote for someone, that’s a pretty good indication that you should vote for someone else. Someone needs to tell that to the NY Times, who think we should all vote the way the CEO of an eyeglass company is voting.

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

Think about how much money Michael Bloomberg , DoorDash, and a ton of Trump donors spent to get Cuomo elected. Look it up and see who they are. And then, think of how those millions of dollars could be doing other, better things for people.

They said to call if there were problems in your polling place. My problem was that some people appeared to be voting for Cuomo.

I would never try to yuck anyone’s yom, but if your yum is disgusting or illegal…

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

I'm sure I'm not the first to make this joke, but ... where are the boxes of confidential documents?

Narcissism 101.

The man who sold our city out to hold the GOP convention here so that they could ride a wave of post-9/11 seething patriotic fervor. The man who could have fast-tracked marriage equality, but instead coddled his GOP base… Need I go on?

Radio Free Asia is halting operations as its federal funding dries up, eliminating one of the few independent sources of media in a region dominated by authoritarian regimes.

How many January 6 defendants/pardoned criminals, are working for ICE right now?

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Is it a ballroom because he’s gonna rub his one ball over every flat surface? I only ask, because I’ve been humming that “Hitler only had one ball” song for a while now….

Maybe this is obvious to everyone but…why does the White House need a ballroom? It has enough space for state dinners, no? Is this for dances? Weddings? Storing classified documents? Just confused so the reason would be helpful thx

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.” Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

Cuomo is corrupt and desperate. Do you need a third reason not to vote for him?

Actually, I’m paying for this fucking ballroom. Trump raised my takes to give a break to these billionaires, and the money they stole from me, they’re giving back to him.

Hey red state cattle ranchers who voted for Trump— at least a little trans kid isn’t playing sports in your town, so all-in-all, you’re winning, right?

So, that’s uncool, obviously, but even though I’m gay, if the context was, “I don’t think fags should be able to marry,” that’s different than, “So, fags want to get married. Who the fuck gives a shit.”

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.

If I learned anything from Kenny Rogers, I learned that every hand’s a winner and every hand’s a loser, and the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death. adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/

Malala is on CBS Mornings talking about how she’d forgotten about being shot in the head by the Taliban until she “did bong” and as soon as she inhaled, it all came flooding back to her. So don't do bong.

Here’s a thought—how about people and businesses stop paying Jeff Bezos money for things?

This is, frankly, astonishing. As an attorney (who has represented journalists throughout my career), I'm baffled.

Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.