Amazon is so annoying. "Get it June 17th if ordered within the next 12 hours!" 3 hours later: "Get it June 18th if ordered within the next 12 hours!" Girl bye

Growing up is actually crazy. My cousin is 2 years younger than me w a whole ass kid now ... bro wtf im 22

As a shopaholic, im fucking tired of spending money. Im getting new tires, new brakes, and an oil change today. Fucking pray for my wallet 💔

That man is so lucky his girl had her first kid with a generic looking white man bc her son could lowkey pass as his "mini-me" even tho he aint his biologically

So im finally finishing 13RW and im confused why the hell are there 3 more seasons what more is there to know????? Is it really worth my time pls lmk yall

I cant imagine being a mom right now like my friends are posting their kids fucking baseball games and shit. I cant even imagine buying goddammit birthday and Christmas gifts holy fucking shit no not for me

Kate Walsh is almost 60????????? She was born in '67?????????

Actually fuck u bitches who got the tide locked up. I know times get rough but damn start strippin or something

I think we all know Tori Kelly is an underrated singer, but tbh her songs are a little bland. Like I wish her music was more vocally interesting than her covers, she's more than capable. Maybe im just listening to the wrong songs. She should really be up there up there

how do men always manage to fuck shit up ... its gotta be intentional

effie was so selfish like i get u wanna be lead but girl...

no wonder my phone is dying so quick i just closed bout 45 apps

we really left twitter and never looked back

this girl really tripping

my hb musta been messin w someone who was extremely insecure bc we recently got in touch again and that man had me unadded on everythinggggggg and had no clue (allegedly) ladies i do not want no man but mine trust

ive said this before but i am not built for the single life some of yall really goin through hell tryna find THAT person. im manifesting for yall

Back to paper checks I go.

this dog trainer rlly aint shit. i asked to reschedule a consultation 4 days in advance, they said thats fine and lmk they next avaliability. the day come and 1 hr before the consultation, they have to reschedule. thats fine w me cause now the playing board is even no hard feelings, shit js happens

this shit is gon piss me off bad its time for a hard drive 💔 im so sad i dont wanna spend money

i need to make sure i take my ashwaganda tomorrow cause these ppl gon get on my ever lasting nerve otherwise

og roblox death sound 💔 rip

leage of legends

play, create, share

one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

I dont think not having their own friends is the issue, i think its the fact that mfs heavily depend on others to feel whole. I dont have friends, but my man does. i value my alone time. I dont need to be w him when he goes out; i dont need to call and text.

All these smart home device companies are really scamming cause why do i need to buy a hub... other companies simply connect to wifi and an app and work just fine whats the purpose besides taking more money fromt ppl

Like this scene really blew me this guy on tt laughing at this is too funny bro 😭😭

Im just now watching the movies after the first hunger games... ummm wtf peeta?? Chill on my girl 😭😭😭

I just hope reincarination is a real thing cause I need a do over 🤣🤣

Is this what dating looks like now?? Holy shit 😂

Diapers, tampons, pads, water...

We're disconnected from real human interaction. chronically online ppl get on social media to ask other chronically online ppl how to make friends irl on bc no one knows how to make conversation with ppl anymore. I do remember when ppl werent weirded out by u sitting next to em in public & talking

These ppl are really drive me into a fucking wall today why dont ppl follow instructions

Aye fellas, they be in Publix.

I truly think they are just making shit up to make them seem suspicious. Tattoo: suspicious Brown skin: suspicious Accent: suspicious Speaking different language: suspicious Native American: suspicious. Suspicious: DEPORTED

I wear one piece of jewelry on my hands, and its my wedding ring, and yet men still ask me if im single 😭 why are they not observant at allllllllllllll at this age???

they def gon be quoting tweets in the history books one day 😭😭 they already use em for the news

im pissed off now bc i js realized the only time i talk to my dad is when i reach out or when he needs something. ts almost made me cry bc im really tryna make the most of the time left i have w my parents cuz reality kicked in when my husband's dad passed last month, but my pops is making it v hard

For SURE

The girl form of weaponized incompetence is bad driving so we can always be passenger princess. I drive great until my husband is in the car, so he never asks me to drive 😈

im in love with my husband

Ive always loved being black, but growing up in a predominatly white neighborhood caused me to have such a hateful relationship with my 4C hair. Im through w/ wigs and starting my natural hair journey now. I just got braids for the 1st time since 11th grade and I FINALLY feel pretty again.

Posting through it is getting new meaning

Talking is probably the fastest way to make time go by. I called my mom last night while cleaning & didnt even realize i was done until i was looking for more mess 🤣🤣 I be yapping to my husband otp when i drive & by the end of the call im like damn that was fast. He like "its been 45 mins babe." 💀

Pls this has me crying 😭😭💀

Its no wonder wicked was so good. Jon M. Chu directed Step Up 2 (aka the best one)

I need these two weeks to go by quick bc i miss my husband already 🤣🤣 i was just w him this morning

"You got yt people hobbies" Umm since when was hiking exclusive to yt people????? Crotchet????????

Um 😭