If you have any interest in #Riftbound, please check out the gameplay videos I'm doing over on @arcaneacademyrb.bsky.social! And thanks to @raffsputin.bsky.social for coming on to jam some games!

First box of Unleashed did not suck.

The time is 5:50 am.

Slightly diminish a book The Notable Gatsby

Fblthp, the Omnipotent

"I know I’m a sucker... we’re all suckers for caring about anything even while we watch it destroy itself. I’ll spend the rest of my life looking elsewhere for the heartbeat that made Magic special, in the things people create in defiance of a culture that would rather you instead ingest the slop."

My wife is rewatching Scrubs (her first rewatch). We are on My Screw Up. I’m 99% she does not remember what happens in this episode.

Instead of going to Vegas, I’m selling my Modern collection and auditioning for a musical I’ll always love competitive Magic, but life do be changing. This isn’t a goodbye, just a realization that owning cards I don’t play much with isn’t a good place for me to be right now.

unions rule www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Holy SHIT I thought Cora was finished but I didn’t think it would be this soon

Concepcion to Cleveland Somewhere, @minakimes.bsky.social weeps.

Virginia has approved the gerrymandering resolution to favor Democrats! Proud of my state.

I haven't mentioned it in a while, but I won my Commander Boxing League this year! I've won 50% of the six seasons we have been running this awesome league. The Commish has started sending out much better trophies now, though. Welcome to the Victory Shelf, "Little Champ"!

When was the last time you built a commander deck where the objective was to kill with commander damage? I feel that it’s a lost art, but I’d love to be proven wrong.

Sometimes you randomly find yourself watching reruns of 30 Rock and remember that Rural Juror and Tracy Jordan Meat Machine are in the same episode Unbelievable

Sequence in BOS/STL just now: - pitch is ruled to have hit the batter - BOS challenges, call is overturned to a ball - STL challenges for catcher’s interference and is successful - batter takes first anyways Baseball!

QUANTUM RIDDLE FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS QUANTUM RIDDLER QUANTUM RIDDLER ADVENTURES DOT COM

Let me be crystal clear. The vast majority of American Jews are disgusted by settler violence in Israel. I’m turning off replies only because my heart today can’t take the antisemitism that this clear statement will unfortunately evoke.

why is the car post popping off like this I am so confused

I bought my first-ever new car today and damn it feels good. Been driving my previous one for 11 years and it was time for a change. I didn’t realize just how awesome it would feel until I drove it off the lot, and I’m insanely happy with it!

Riftbound bans are A+++

This isn’t complicated. “Every Harry Potter book, movie, video game, stage show ticket, theme park pass, and piece of merchandise that’s sold puts money into Rowling’s pocket, which she can use to keep her crusade against trans people going.”

WILYERRRRRRR

CB Bucknor continues to be the worst ump in MLB

ABS is unironcally awesome

Caption contest!

Car shopping for the first time in 10+ years and remembering how much I hate the fact that negotiating is a thing with cars The rest of it is fun

The sunroom vibes are immaculate. It’s the end of winter. It’s Opening Day y’all. (ft. Cuddle Brothers)

Any Premodern gamers want some bling? #checkyourbulk

baseball rules

Just had an infinite draw (Sly) built in Slay the Spire 2 and killed the final boss when it had intangible and 300hp god I love this game so much

ABS can’t get here fast enough Sucks to end like that, was a great game

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and gas is six dollars a gallon. But at least now they’re not tearing down a statue of a Confederate general that I’ve never heard of in a city that I’ve never been to.

This worked out

just announce Romeo Doubs to the Pats and all will be fine with the world

2019 Dolphins: Tank for Tua! 2026 Dolphins: cut Tua, incur a record 99m dead cap hit Life comes at you fast.

ROSS MERRIAM BACK ON THE FUCKING PRO TOUR LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

goddamn @rosshunneds.bsky.social just cooking let's fucking go buddy!!

I can't imagine my 9 would be a surprise to anyone, but without further ado - the 9 MTG cards that made me

oh shit less than an hour let's fucking GO

Looking to sell a bunch of MTGO tickets for whatever the going rate is. DM me if you are interested.

The next time I am thinking about taking a redeye, someone yell at me Let alone a redeye with a 2.5 hour layover at the end of it

Anyone around in Vegas today who wants to chill?

Late to the party but we still showed up!! Metal Volibear acquired!

0-3 dropped Vegas. I didn’t play particularly well and punted more than once. These things happen, Riftbound is still great

Anyone in Vegas around on Monday? Looking for people to hang with as my flight isn’t until midnight.

0-1 in Vegas Voli Aurora LL, super nice opponent though!

Nothing like making experimental changes to the deck on 0 games an hour before decklists lock We are so back

When in Vegas, we be gaming Badge acquired and getting breakfast before the Pre-Regional event today!