professional/life update

I goddamn repeat ALL MY HOMIES HATE AEONGLASS

Bluesky banning Bugs Matrix is a fucking joke. Bugs is one of the pillars of this goddamned website, and this is bullshit

aeonglass sucks all my homies hate aeonglass

p1p1?

LET’S FUCKING GOOOO

I am on vacation and I am acting accordingly

Excited to announce that I will be directing COME FROM AWAY next year for Showtimers Community Theatre here in Roanoke! If you are not familiar with this incredible true story and piece of theatre, I encourage you to watch the pro-shot on Apple TV. (cont.)

Every now and again, I get woken up in the middle of the night because Shit Broke At Work send coffee

Marx knew ball. No one talks about this.

I’m attending a wedding this weekend and the hotel is in King of Prussia do I dare return to the Valley Forge Casino

even Pokémon is funding war bro what the fuck

Quite literally, no exaggeration, the worst collapse in NBA history That’s 28-3 in the Super Bowl level shit

Spurs should probably try to go back to not missing

I do not fully trust critics who are not both lovers and haters. All I want is for you to have some kind of taste, some kind of ethic, and I want you to argue in favor of it, which should inevitably mean that you greatly admire some works in your chosen field and definitely don’t admire others.

When heart is in a Magic set versus when it is not, it's painfully obvious. Magic is about story and worldbuilding. This is why ATLA and LOTR worked as sets, and why SpiderMan and Marvel do not. When there is no story, Magic falls flat no matter how cool of a design a card is.

vague posting but can I get a hell yeah

We did it

I just had to roll the Dolphins with the last pick This had 17-0 all over it until that www.firstdown.studio/build-a-17-0...

Oh you know Scott Steiner is goddamn worthy the numbers don’t lie

Do you have obscure Llanowar Elves in your collection? (non-english, foil/non) Help me finish my global Llanowar collection: tinyurl.com/llanowars

my ass that’s a common foul

Anyways here’s Kugel Vibes immaculate

Bostonians know that the best cookies and cream ice cream is from JP Licks. Truly unmatched, and they make it in every variant. Mint, coffee, PB, salted caramel They cannot be beat.

Me: I should pause the Red Sox game notifications this season, they are just making me sad Me: turns on Red Sox game

corporations will always screw you if you give them the opportunity. even the one you like. even the one you work for. especially the one you work for. capitalism is a scourge. solidarity forever.

Let me sing you the song of my people

In case it wasn’t clear after tonight… every game in this WCF is going to be appointment television

Kugel notices his shadow, attempts to play, but is too sleepy A story in two parts

Pop Six Squish Uh-uh Cicero Lipschitz

Riftbound is so sick

clone good

Giving Bing Bang Clone is extremely fun hah

Me: I should go get the dry cleaning Kugel:

If you have any interest in #Riftbound, please check out the gameplay videos I'm doing over on @arcaneacademyrb.bsky.social! And thanks to @raffsputin.bsky.social for coming on to jam some games!

First box of Unleashed did not suck.

The time is 5:50 am.

Slightly diminish a book The Notable Gatsby

Fblthp, the Omnipotent

"I know I’m a sucker... we’re all suckers for caring about anything even while we watch it destroy itself. I’ll spend the rest of my life looking elsewhere for the heartbeat that made Magic special, in the things people create in defiance of a culture that would rather you instead ingest the slop."

My wife is rewatching Scrubs (her first rewatch). We are on My Screw Up. I’m 99% she does not remember what happens in this episode.

Instead of going to Vegas, I’m selling my Modern collection and auditioning for a musical I’ll always love competitive Magic, but life do be changing. This isn’t a goodbye, just a realization that owning cards I don’t play much with isn’t a good place for me to be right now.

unions rule www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Holy SHIT I thought Cora was finished but I didn’t think it would be this soon

Concepcion to Cleveland Somewhere, @minakimes.bsky.social weeps.

Virginia has approved the gerrymandering resolution to favor Democrats! Proud of my state.

I haven't mentioned it in a while, but I won my Commander Boxing League this year! I've won 50% of the six seasons we have been running this awesome league. The Commish has started sending out much better trophies now, though. Welcome to the Victory Shelf, "Little Champ"!

When was the last time you built a commander deck where the objective was to kill with commander damage? I feel that it’s a lost art, but I’d love to be proven wrong.

Sometimes you randomly find yourself watching reruns of 30 Rock and remember that Rural Juror and Tracy Jordan Meat Machine are in the same episode Unbelievable

Sequence in BOS/STL just now: - pitch is ruled to have hit the batter - BOS challenges, call is overturned to a ball - STL challenges for catcher’s interference and is successful - batter takes first anyways Baseball!