This worked out

just announce Romeo Doubs to the Pats and all will be fine with the world

2019 Dolphins: Tank for Tua! 2026 Dolphins: cut Tua, incur a record 99m dead cap hit Life comes at you fast.

ROSS MERRIAM BACK ON THE FUCKING PRO TOUR LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

goddamn @rosshunneds.bsky.social just cooking let's fucking go buddy!!

I can't imagine my 9 would be a surprise to anyone, but without further ado - the 9 MTG cards that made me

oh shit less than an hour let's fucking GO

Looking to sell a bunch of MTGO tickets for whatever the going rate is. DM me if you are interested.

The next time I am thinking about taking a redeye, someone yell at me Let alone a redeye with a 2.5 hour layover at the end of it

Anyone around in Vegas today who wants to chill?

Late to the party but we still showed up!! Metal Volibear acquired!

0-3 dropped Vegas. I didn’t play particularly well and punted more than once. These things happen, Riftbound is still great

Anyone in Vegas around on Monday? Looking for people to hang with as my flight isn’t until midnight.

0-1 in Vegas Voli Aurora LL, super nice opponent though!

Nothing like making experimental changes to the deck on 0 games an hour before decklists lock We are so back

When in Vegas, we be gaming Badge acquired and getting breakfast before the Pre-Regional event today!

“If Dad can’t pack his shorts, maybe he won’t go to Vegas.”

Every week, Shrinking gives me something I didn’t know I needed This week the thing was tailor made for me

Unsurprisingly, the new system (Eventbrite) for Riftbound Regionals also immediately crashed. Got the screen to load and then couldn't check out, and now am in a waiting room...

Cyberbullying works, so we should cyberbully them harder until they walk back age verification.

Huge congrats to @shawndoherty.bsky.social for qualifying for the Pro Tour through Arena Championship 11! Shawn is a terrific human and a longtime judge (way longer than me)! At Vegas, he will join a very short list of people who have both played and judged a PT - a tremendous accomplishment.

BANG! Once Upon a Galaxy Feb winner!

Made Day 2 of the first Once Upon a Galaxy monthly tournament!

don't fuck with fireshoes

Riftbound is so sick That is all

unbelievable game congrats usa women

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Wizards: this nose doesn’t belong on my face AT ALL

Brisket is spending the day at the vet (he’s been going through some health issues and is experiencing a flare-up) Kugel is stressing out because he doesn’t know where his brother is Pet health issues are the worst.

the democrats deliberately boosted the candidacy of donald trump and ran status-quo empty suits against him and those brilliant strategies got the US two trump terms. a few oddly still have the audacity to blame the left for their lack of enthusiasm in cheering on these obviously awful plans

First constructed Nexus Night with Spiritforged, went undefeated on Ezreal So happy to finally have physical Spiritforged cards, feels like a breath of fresh air. Cannot wait for Vegas!

Jeff Daniels in Shrinking is perfect casting Shrinking is perfect

hooray the change article didn't suck!

Go Pats

Who THE FUCK put JOSH ALLEN and JUSTIN HERBERT as their FIRST PLACE VOTES

Man do I want to see voting breakdown for OPOY JSN over Puka - both deserving but that had to be razor thin

Reveillark #1 2/6 🟥🟩 flatts3000.github.io/reveillark

I am so incredibly glad this moment was captured on camera

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Mamdani is proving what we all suspected. The Democrats didn’t want him to win because they knew he’d succeed and show how it’s not just possible to fix things- it’s actually pretty fucking easy.

I won this week’s game! We have a league rule to encourage diversity - monocolor unc legends have partner and monocolor rare legends have partner w The Prismatic Piper. I played Lord Jyscal Guado w/ a green Piper! Evendo plus a token maker proved great, and Duty Beyond Death saved my bacon!

Who doesn’t love a Mulldrifter?

god fucking damn it throw out the whole year

Rest in peace, Kai. Fuck cancer.

I had so much fun joining Corey, Brad, and BBD to play with the new Lorwyn Eclipsed precons! These decks are super powerful and this game was just awesome. Tons of laughs and just a great time, give it a watch!

I AM LISTENING

I cannot wait for the Browns to announce Coach Prime as their new HC because he was the only one who wanted to coach Shedeur

Woohoo, I can talk about this now! Had a blast playing Lorwyn precons on the Washed Pro Commander Show! Episode out now for Patrons, everywhere Thursday!

Ah yes Let’s fire the HC, promote the GM, blame coaching for everything… and then promote your offensive coordinator Sorry Josh Allen, your window has closed