skyler foley's "second fastest driver" is a motherfucking SONG. need to cover this. i miss being in a band :( youtu.be/ySKKDjZcfk8?...

testosterone is not saving me my true form will be worse. i will make sure of it

I can hit all of the notes in drinking age by Cameron winter now it just has to be done in the first hour that I am awake or I stop being able to do it. morning voice is real I guess

i want to give a big shoutout to cis guys with t voice this pride month. thank you for all you do for the community

out: I don’t really vibe w them in: I think they’ve got a different type of autism than me

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

Just saw an ad for PainQuil. I want to see all of the iterations of potential names they went through before landing on PainQuil. I imagine it was a heated discussion. We can’t call it PainQuil, I imagine someone must have said.

it’s crazy being a vegetarian that likes cooking videos on TikTok because no matter how normal my relationship with food is now by nature of watching veg/vegan content specifically every now and then I get a recipe for my exact disordered struggle meals from high school

me & the slightly southern lilt i slip into when a someone comes by to fix something in my apartment against the world

can straight boyfriends bring their bi girlfriends to this

it’s so cool being a tguy that has/makes a lot of trans women friends i have been given so many ties

get lorde at a party with me and like eight of my friends and we’d have her transgender within the hour

if you are tall and end up in front of a short person at a concert that is of course permissible but if you are tall and you GET IN FRONT OF where a short person is ALREADY STANDING you lose seven years of your life im sorry if this is how you found out. you’re dying younger

everything’s coming up skyler

horse is on the elevator

im on hinge collecting all the short guys like sabrina carpenter casting backup dancers

“do these republicans realize that by their own logic they want trans men in women’s restrooms?” no they don’t. they don’t want trans women in men’s restrooms either. +they want all trans people erased from public life and you are not gonna gotcha these ppl by pointing out a logical contradiction

my wokest take is I don’t think some of you should be calling them magats some of you just seem to be having a little too much fun saying that

woke cameron winter: i have woke in the morning

mamas, we all go to hell

I understand that microplastics are bad or whatever but nothing anyone says is gonna make me care about what goes into my body like that

I have killed enough bugs in this god forsaken apartment to equate to the value of one human life

you can just eat an entire mini cucumber you don’t even have to cut it up or anything

What's up Nashville?? Let's get jorty!!

HEARTWARMING: Elliot Page Surprises Fans With Live Performance of Hit Film “Juno”

super excited to announce my new app Klarna But For Sports Betting

it’s crazy how if you have written all of your songs too low for you going on t will make you mostly sound better. like you will hit the notes you were struggling to hit better

so i was actually just sick

someone stopped me on the way into the gym and said “you look really androgynous!” like as a compliment and i just think it’s really funny that another trans person would look at someone who looks afab wearing entirely men’s clothes and be like “yeah this is a safe bet”

had no idea you could get the sorest throat of your life from singing “too much” on t and that “too much” was like 30 minutes a day. not boding well for my “i will be able to sing on t without any problems because i am simply built different” belief that i hold delusionally

holy fucking shit they towed my houseboat. yeah. it was parked at the himbodome. as if this week couldn’t get any worse. oh yeah and my fucking wristwatch keeps telling me im all alone. why would they make a wristwatch that does that

they hate me because i am so full of love and am having the time of my life

reached the phase in life that involves googling “what do i wear to a summit”

you know what they say about richmond Virginia if you make it there you can make it anywhere

as revenge for my therapist canceling my last appointment before something really important im taking a break from doing all the stuff she told me to like idk you had a job and you didn’t do it… kinda seems like this is your fault sorry like maybe take a little accountability?

they hate me cause i’m comfy

hell yeah

i don’t need a new headline every time doge gains access to more sensitive data i thought they already had all of it and i will continue to assume that like ok we’re fucked whatever

kind of love an oops! out of ingredients struggle meal like i am innovating

i have reached a phase in my life where i have started to crave and enjoy grapefruit, which is scientifically speaking the lamest fruit

first band gig is eminent, as is the recorded version of second fastest driver which will include a sick ass guitar solo

lotta talk about pronouns from someone that literally wants me to capitalize “he” when referring to their god. you literally have a god neopronoun with different grammatical rules

who up and possessing that which cannot be possessed

im out here harboring anti french sentiments

who is Lisa

no one has ever loved the band great grandpa the way i do btw

a big part of me wants to be a hat guy but i just don’t think it’s in my blood

I love the vaccines, folks, I love them. I do! I'd get one every day if I could, I would. But the right wingers? They hate them, I don't know why, I love them. Those Musk zombies wanna tell me I can't get vaccines any more! I say to them, why? they're gonna do great things for the economy.

anyone else having a euphoric experience at their local 5guys