Why do all the big boxes of Cheez Itz have to be like “Party Size” or “Sharing Size” why can’t it just be “Aidan Lives Alone But Really Likes Cheez Itz And Doesn’t Want To Buy A New Box Every Week” size

Rest in peace Ethan Hawke’s Oscar chances :((

Golden Globes ready!!

How it feels when someone starts talking about Harry Potter

“Ella McCay.” “Jay Kelly.” Many are asking, who the hell are these people

Capitalism is now illegal

Rick Moranis is coming out of retirement

I have met God and Her name is Ethan Hunt

Need to hear his take on the American pope

Now you better listen here, pardner. There ain’t nothin’ in this life, not the next, that caint be made better with five minutes in the air fryer at 375

I need DJ’s pipe organ cover of Jurassic Park on streaming

If the pope can be American then it’s only fair the next president is Italian

Joshua Henry is gonna play Colehouse Walker Jr. on Broadway :))

This is suuuuch a good picture of me (thank you sm @jan3lle.bsky.social for taking it) I just wish there was literally anything else on the screen when it was taken so I could post it on IG

$900 Othello getting completely shut out of the Tonys is kinda awesome

ITS COMING HOME

IN SHORT IN MATTERS VEGETABLE ANIMAL AND MINERAL / I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL

Sansa Stark is like if Jesus had suffered

Partner named their sourdough starter Linda. They didn’t think it was funny when I asked if that was short for Linda Sarsourdough

Reluctant to announce that I am now pro-Ben Platt

Hannah Einbinder you sexy velociraptor

HEARTWARMING: Elliot Page Surprises Fans With Live Performance of Hit Film “Juno”

Why is Hacks making me cry Not cry with laughter, like actually cry

Quit drinking bloody marys with the fairies and come drink Bud Light Clamato with a castrato

Quit drinking bloody marys with the fairies and come drink Bud Light Clamato with a castrato

ideal wikipedia layout

CLAMATO IS REAL???

I can slay a dragon any old week, easy.

90s kids kinda went off with “I literally can’t even” I know it’s stupid but I just read an article about Trump’s plans for the Kennedy Center and guys, I literally couldn’t even

“Nobody wished for this” is actually a great tagline for Disney’s live action remakes

Whoever is playing showtunes on UVA student radio right now I hope you know that I owe you my life

Obsessed with Parker Posey casually revealing halfway through the Thailand season of White Lotus that she thinks she’s in Taiwan

We love a 12 hour workday don’t we folks

Ethan Hunt is able to use the Force

No I don’t think that’s a good idea

Round of applause for Karla is crazyyyyyy

Timothee Chalamet looks like he’s about to adopt a very curious little monkey

Guy named Sean Diddy Trump (no relation)

I-64 west of Richmond vs. I-64 east of Richmond

mfw my reputation proceeds me