POV: You thought you bought a spider plant, but it came with a bonus panther. 🐈‍⬛ #StealthMode #MoonInDisguise #MoonTheCat

✨🛋️ Friday vibes unlocked Just lounging, grooming, looking fabulous. My dads? Wrapping up their “jobs” so they can devote the next 48 hours to MY needs. Because let’s be real—weekends aren’t for them. They’re for serving me. #QueenEnergy #FriYAY #CatBoss #MoonTheCat

It’s Tuesday and I’m already over it. Wake me when it’s Friday, peasants. 😼✨ #MoonTheCat #TuesdayMood

Yes, I know I’m flawless. But even icons deserve a little privacy, darling ✨😼 Don’t mind me, just blocking the pawparazzi. #TooGlamToGiveADamn #Catitude #MoonTheCat #cat #catsofBlueSky

humans brag about yoga. lol. i invented stretching. 🧘‍♂️🐱 #SundayStretch #CatYoga #FlexGoals #StretchingIcon #SassyCat #FelineFlex #YogaButBetter #CatLife #WhiskerWisdom #MoonTheCat

I vanished to focus on my true calling: teaching humans basic survival. Results: tragic. But I’m back now, stronger, sassier, and still hotter than your ex’s cat. 🐾🔥 #HumansAreHopeless #HotterThanYourExsCat #KneelPeasants #Clawfluencer #TreatBagTrainer @mandolineace.bsky.social ❤️

Me: I’ll just take a quick nap. Also me: wakes up 4 hours later in the exact same sunbeam 😼☀️ Don’t move the sun, servant. I’ve got it perfectly aligned. #MoonTheCat #ProfessionalNapper #SolarPowered #CatLogic

👁️✨ I have seen the Light… it spoke of endless treats, naps without end… and yes, the downfall of the vacuum. #MoonTheCat #SheSeesTheLight

🌙 I have discovered… jungle. Small jungle. In living room. I am fierce panther now. Bipeds think it’s ‘houseplant’—but no, it is my rainforest kingdom. Fear me… or do the dishes. 🐾🌱 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Catitude #HousePanther #EverydayIsCaturday #MoonTheCat”

She's STILL missing.

Sunday Funday: plants, vibes & Olympic-level Monday denial. 🌿🍷 #SundayFunday #MondayDenial #Catitude #MoonTheCat

Look, dads, I pay rent in cuteness. If I wanna stand on the vase and judge your flower choices, that’s my right as your daughter. 💁‍♀️ #MoonTheCat #Catitude #FelineOverlord #SassyCat #JudgyCat #CatHumor #QueenOfTheHouse

When you open a box thinking it’s your delivery but it’s actually… me. 📦😼 #SurpriseCat #MoonDrop #BoxBandit #CatsofBluesky #PackageIntercepted #FurReal #MoonTheCat

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social

In much of queer culture—especially among LGBTQ+ folks in drag, ballroom, and certain online spaces—“CUNT” is a reclaimed, celebratory term. It’s not used in the literal, vulgar sense, but as an acronym or shorthand for an unapologetic aura of excellence.

Hey besties 💅 it’s Moon 😽✨ Feeling hella unloved after y’all didn’t tag me at CatCon LA… rude. Still iconic. Still flawless. Still waiting for my likes to match my energy. #AdoredOrIgnored? #Fluffluencer #MoonNeedsValidation #MoonTheCat

Behold: my royal paw emerging from my majestic blanket fort. You may now approach and show your devotion with a gentle kiss. Failure to comply will result in me batting at your ankles later. 😼👑 #MoonTheCat #royalfelin #iameverything

The kingdom is in chaos—I demanded tuna, got chicken. So I’ve exiled myself to the Royal Blankets™ until further notice. Do not approach unless bearing gifts and groveling. 👑😾 #QueenMoon #RoyalTantrum #FluffAndFury #MoonTheCat

Just inspected the new décor. It’s acceptable… because I’m in it. Paper makes a fine runway, and the plants? Well, they’re honored to share the frame. #MoonTheCat #FelineFashionIcon #Plantfluencer

Hi, I’m Moon the Cat 🌙🐾 I came to BlueSky for cozy vibes, no trolls, and space to share my purr-sonal opinions without getting hissed at. Here for respectful chats, naps, and all the love 💙✨ Let’s be kind, even when we disagree. #MoonOnBlueSky #PawsitiveVibes @bsky.app

I’m the stay-at-home child. Pay bills? I pay in vibes. Do chores? I do chaos. I sleep 18 hours a day and still act tired. Honestly, if laziness were an Olympic sport, I’d be banned for being too good. 👑💅 #UnemployedAndThriving #MoonTheMenace #MoonTheCat

Moon the Cat here 😼 Just reclaimed my kingdom (Daddy’s laptop), walked across his Zoom call like the boss I am, then gave him a spicy little love bite 😘 Royalty bites with affection. 👑 #QueenMoon #BiteFirstNapLater #SassyCatEnergy

The sun spills in, my throne awaits, and the world dares to spin without me. I lounge, I reign, I purr. Disturb me, and you’ll face the wrath of a diva denied her nap. 👑 #LazySunday #DramaQueen #MoonReigns #MoonTheCat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky

Whiskers sharp, they own the floor Strut like queens, hear that roar Garfield’s shade, Choupette’s glare Tom’s got moves, don’t you dare Tail flick, attitude’s tight Paws out front, fierce all night Don’t just nap—get up, let’s do it Strike a pose, there’s nothin’ to it Meow #MoonTheCat #Vogue

Oh, you work 40 hours a week to afford this table? Cute. I just sit here, look majestic, and get fed like royalty. Keep grinding, peasant. #MoonTheCat #FreeloaderFabulous #GetOnMyLevel

Mood: Exhausted from being this fabulous 😴✨ If you need me, take a number. I’m busy blessing my dad with my majestic nap presence. #MoonTheCat #TooGlamToGiveADamn #NapQueen👑🐾

I know exactly where I want to be and how dramatic I want to look. If that makes me a bitch, purrfect. 😼 #MoonTheCat #FelineFierce #MadonnaEnergy

Moon’s Surveillance Report 🐾 WHO gave these peasants permission to cruise MY canal? Boats puttering, ducks quacking like they pay rent—ugh. I’m THIS close to filing a formal complaint with the River Authority. Know your place. Queen Moon is watching. 👑🌊 #CanalChaos #Moonitorship #moonthecat #cats

Happy summer, mortals. 😼 I don’t chase sunbeams—I own them. While you’re melting outside, I’m wrapped in clouds, judging your life choices. Bow down. 🐾 #QueenMoon #SassInSession #TooHotToCare #MoonTheCat #Catsofbluesky #cat

Miss me, fabulous bipeds? 😼 I took a break — war? Not my aesthetic. I’m all about snacks, naps, and radical self-care. Now I’m back, fierce, fluid, and holding my chew stick like a mic drop. Show me the love, darlings 💅🌈 #MoonReturns #PeacePawsAndPride #FluidFelineEnergy

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social With love, Mousse & Madeline! 🐈‍⬛♥️🐈

Oh look, someone turned me into art. Finally, the recognition I deserve. Hang me in a gallery, peasants—and don’t forget to feed me after. I may be a masterpiece, but I’m still hungry. 🎨😼 #LivingArt #Iconic #MoonTheCat

Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just up to no good again 😼 I told you not to leave your precious plants unattended. This table? Mine now. You? Just a guest. #UpToNoGood #SassyAndProud #MoonTheCat

Excuse me, bipeds. I’m in the middle of high-level secret cat business. 😼 If you saw nothing, good. If you saw something—no you didn’t. Mind your own apple. 🍎 #SassyCat #TopSecret #MoonKnowsBest #MoonTheCat #CatsofBlueSky #cat #cats

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social Here’s my magnificent Mookie who’s #OTRB. Happy Tuxie Tuesday! 😻

June vibes: soft naps, loud love, and being exactly who you are—whiskers and all. 🌈💤 #MoonMoments #MoonTheCat #CatsOfBlueSky #pridemonth #LoveIsLove #cats #cat

Am I angel or menace? Muse or mystery? I don’t follow rules—I am the scene. 🐾✨ #CatTroversy #MoonTheCat #DramaQueen #CatsofBlueSky #cat #cats #caturday

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social Sun-drenched cat is ready for the summer! 🐈♥️🌞

🎉 1 year since I moved in with my two fabulous gay dads! I may miss the Spanish sun, but I’m spoiled like the royal queen I am. 👑 Today I sit on my throne (aka a toy) wrapped in love and ribbon. Viva la vida, baby! 🐾 #Adoptiversary #CatQueen #GayDads #MoonTheCat #catsofbluesky #cats #cat

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social This is how we do Thursday morning at our house! 🐈‍⬛❤️🐈

Yes, I’m ignoring you. No, I don’t feel bad about it. I have clouds to judge and birds to mentally destroy. 🐾💅 #MoonRules #TooGlamToGiveADamn #SassyAndSuperior #MoonTheCat #CatsofBlueSky #cat #cats

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social Here’s my Mookie who I had for 18 awesome years! #TuxieTuesday ❤️

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social Festive patriotic panther! #MemorialDay 🇺🇸

@attyepi.bsky.social @katskitties.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social @all-the-cats.bsky.social @tiger-socal.bsky.social

@attyepi.bsky.social @bootsbinxbros.bsky.social @phycoinsc.bsky.social @ericsescapades.bsky.social @fmoggies.bsky.social @moontherescuedkat.bsky.social @catriarchy.bsky.social @cornerviewcats.bsky.social Mousse wishes you all a splendid Sunday! 🐈‍⬛❤️🐾

There’s nothing like the feeling of sinking my teeth into a nice warm hand… eyes closed, heart full. It’s not just a bite—it’s bliss. I bite, therefore I am. 🖤 #BiteQueen #MoonTheCat #EcstasyInEveryNibble

OK Bluesky do your thing, our beloved cat Bertie disappeared yesterday in Franklin Hills from around Clayton and De Loz area, he’s microchipped and has a collar and he’s very friendly, but he’s an indoor cat and must have dashed outdoors.

Moonlight drips down like honey — but let’s be real, I was glowing first. 😽✨ Effortlessly flawless, tragically envied. #MoonTheCat #OneFlawless #DealWithIt #cats #CatsofBlueSky

☀️ Moon reporting for duty: Official Sunbeam Supervisor and Master of the Dramatic Lounge! Catch me melting into this chair like a marshmallow in the sun. Sunbathing is serious business, biped. #SunCat #MoonMoments #MoonTheCat #CatsofBlueSky #DramaQueenEnergy 🐾😸

🚨 I, Moon the Cat, am on strike. 🚫 No purring. No zoomies. I demand sunbeams even at night, gourmet treats by paw delivery, and absolutely no surprise belly rubs. Until then, enjoy my shadow. It’s union rules. ✊🐾 #CatStrike2025 #NoSunNoFun #ShadowOnly #MoonTheCat