Fashion nova worst than Kamala with the text

My nigga’s birthday falling on Thanksgiving this year is so 🫠

“I pay homage and I always mind my business, I mad them muthafucks stop touchin them children”

I just go there to beat my meat for the most part

Bitch my greens are finally on. My knees are swollen, my feet hurt, my back hurt. Girl fuck the family

What are yall in charge of cooking this year? Im over the collards, Mac and cheese, and candied yams.

What songs yall be hunching to?

Global warming my ass

Ok Prophettess

I love a good caramelized onion

Let me gon ahead and look up matching pajama sets

Cross on Prime is so MFn good.

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My nigga’s birthday falls on Thanksgiving this year and the way it’s looking he might be getting a gift wrapped plate

What yall eating for dinner rn?

Bout to go to this second line and act a fool

I know I’m getting old cuz whenever someone ask me the name of this app I can never get it right. I keep calling it sky blue

OkSoBoom…

Aye, yall up? When tf did Jesus have time to be a carpenter?

Yall, wake up and look at this

I’m bout to go watch Django

This feels like election night. THE SAME WOUND FLAV??! #tysonpaul

BEAT**

EAT IS ASS MIKE! #tysonpaul

This is so surreal #tysonpaul

Big robbed

They gon show me old man ass then the servers started fucking up. Class action lawsuit me please

Netflix got me fucked up

Tyson gon fight in a thong? #tysonvspaul

Now why Mike Tyson got his ass out

Me rooting for Mike Tyson while knowing nothing about boxing

Cedric The Entertainer look like an expensive piece of smoked turkey

Yall ready for the fight?

They showing pussy already?!?

Introduce yourself as a TV Character

Girl

Following everybody back is tiresome, I’m wore out

Everybody just old and shit. My aunt don’t wanna put seafood in the gumbo cus her husband got the gout…girl don’t even worry about it

Then my grandma gon say she might not be able to do pies cuz last time we tried baking in her hover round chair she almost dropped a hot pan on her lap. The excuses, I just can’t bruh

I gotta cook Thanksgiving dinner this year because my grandma old and she be tired and sick. Sounds like bullshit to me but whatever

Let me go ahead and set up shop over here…

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Wait…

Stevie Wonder has a porn addiction.

This feels we went from Xmas back to Christmas.

What time they gon start posting porn over here?

So much purity

Nobody has me blocked, it feels like my body count got a factory reset.