Gender goals tbh

listened to a female cover of the one who's running the show and had the horrifying realization that I'm pretty sure that it's literally just archon: so below. going off what I've heard at least. (repost cuz typo)

Explaining to the princess that the reason her cock is so hard is because it's been possessed by a demon and the only cure is to let me suck the demon out and then lock her in chastity so no new demons can get in

Do you think a Harpy and an angel can be sisters and also make sweet, passionate love? Or fuck nasty? I'm kinda down either way

Actually hilarious that "my favorite part of TADC was when Caine went "it's circusing time" and then circused all over the place" is a legitimate statement that accurately describes part of the show now

Been encountering a really... Interesting problem lately. Too horny to write properly

Talonjob from a tired chubby milfy Harpy

New punishment idea (probably not original but whatever): making your sub show you her search history

Need some sort of eunuch prince to worship my throbbing queenly sceptre on demand. Ideally some sort of "people's champion" who resoundingly failed in their attempt to overthrow me, the broken look of defeat really gets me going. But really I'm not that picky, I'll take any castrated failed heir

there's not really much of a point in resuscitating a corpse

Third night in a row where I have a complete mental breakdown with a side of extreme suicidal ideation. Surely it'll stop eventually though right?

thinking about it I think this is the closest I've ever come to writing fanfic. Maybe I'll change that some day. Feel like the transitioning on Ravnica series might give some inspo idk

Bweeeeh Girlfriend's been playing blue prince and streaming it on discord calls and it's kinda gotten me wanting to play it again and I'm actually mad about that cuz that game is just so fucking tainted in my mind by my shitty ex

Jerked off for the first time in a while and this sticky stuff came out? Is that supposed to happen? It was really scary...

good days are a lie made up by big days to sell you more days

y'know it's kinda impressive a miserable fucking cunt like me can still manage the occasional glimmer of happiness

I FORGOT ABOUT SPHEAL. An unforgivable crime to be sure

Honestly if you don't give your Ralts the plushie she (all Ralts are she/her, even the "male" ones) deserves you're a failure of a trainer

With Gale of Darkness out on NSO I've been replaying it and thinking about my favorite Hoenn mons. I think my top five has gotta be Aron, Ralts, Whismur, Mudkip, and Lotad

The problem with telling that girl who apologizes too much to stop saying sorry all the time because it isn't needed is that she's really apologizing for being alive (it's me I'm the girl)

Mr president, they slayed the second spire

One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen

Thinking of punishments for @ilianawoah.bsky.social was really tough right up until I thought to myself "wait, how would I punish an actual child?" and then it got sooooo easy

Probably not great in terms of like self esteem and stuff that I feel painfully jealous whenever I see a pretty girl

#gaykissing my #gaywife #polyamorousstyle

Wanna write but apparently just the thought puts me in the edge of breaking down in tears so we don't get to do that for now I guess. Fucking bullshit I tells ya

GF told me about a Boromir 3D print with holes to put things where the arrows hit him and it's probably very telling my initial reaction was to wonder if you could print one big enough you could put a fleshlight into one of the holes and fuck the arrow wounds

Alright folks got the follow-up to my last release. Reborn From Hell. Following her death at the hands of General Upsilon Victoria finds herself waking up in the medbay archiveofourown.org/works/81497706

leaving this open if people want to help it pay back its roommate(was told it doesnt have to but it wants to try), but! the urgency has been stemmed and we've managed to book everything!

Whenever a girl calls herself big or long I simply can't contain my intense lust

My new restaurant concept: all the waitresses are trans women with a remote vibrator and a collar. When presented with the check you're also given a pair of buttons, one marked vibrate and the other shock. Oh and they all make a living wage and don't rely on tips. Food's kinda mid tho

god I'm really trying here but fraud is actually fucking unplayable

So I know they say trans girls should eat fatty, high protein foods to promote physical development but surely that's advice for skinny girls and not fat bitches with high cholesterol like me. Surely I'm supposed to eat mostly salads and loose a bunch of weight first at least

Two girls with a really *unique* view of saving yourself for marriage. By the time their wedding day rolls around they've done nearly every debauched sex act you can think of but their very first kiss in their whole is after the Minister says "you may kiss the bride"

my wife just said "President Evil" while we were talking about RE6 and then laughed her ass off for several minutes straight. god I love this dork

Okay this might be a bit pathetic but I'm kinda going through it rn so if you've ever interacted with my writing if you could like. Tell me about what you thought it would be greatly appreciated

A Ruby Dragoon #digimon #デジモン

I kinda love skimming the powerscaling subreddit cuz it's kinda like hanging out with surprisingly chill toddler. Like they're just yapping about their favorite superhero or whatever and I can only kinda understand what they're saying and go "haha, yeah totally" and go on with my day

Love Bites #deadlock #bloodmoon

If weapons were genders my pronouns would be scy/the

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Guh I had an idea for a game project I wanna work on but trying to balance that with my writing projects, work, and other hobbies is really daunting

(spoilers for Chicago I guess) I am thoroughly convinced Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart hate fuck after every show

Hi it's shitty times for Iliana again, someone who has been constantly wonderful to me and keeps getting needlessly fucked over by British debt hell. Please help Iliana out if you can. It'd mean a lot to me, okay?

I like my women like I like my coffee, weak and sweet

More waterbae yuri

Consistently surprised how effective pretending everything is fine to not worry my partners is at making me actually feel better. Really goes to show how made up my problems are

Okay so like is there a way to turn off rankings? Cuz get Cs and Ds every fucking level is making this shit hard to enjoy

whoops guess what new story. it's a short one but please mind the tags. archiveofourown.org/works/80701961