My own version of this meme. Credit to @lluisabadias.bsky.social for the original

The princess demands drugs, alcohol, and the five most innocent maids on staff that she might relax properly

I'm the most pathetic (derogatory) girl in the world

Fuck it, the mechsplo and MTG worms are hitting at the same time so I'm gonna yap about my opinions on what a WARHOUND secret lair might look like (caveat that I've not read Showhound or Archon yet so those won't be represented)

Grab the dragon princess by her slutty little horns and don't let go until she's pregnant

Princess dressing up as a commoner and going down to the pub, waking up the next morning in the knight's barracks naked and covered in dry cum. All she can remember of the night is having a drink that she thought tasted a little off and assuming it was just what cheap booze tasted like.

Never forget that a lalafell's natural position in a party is onahole

Knight trying on the princess' crown while she takes a bath only to get jumpscared by the princess' hands suddenly groping her from behind

I'm a sucker for a trend soooo ☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆

Tried out demonschool and holy fuck this game rips. I think it pulls off the whole fast paced close quarters strategy game way better than into the breach

Helpful princess tip: when sodomizing your captured rivals make sure to use as little lube as possible

Can't believe me and @sarthawoah.bsky.social BOTH got excited over the idea of it being my housewife in a videogame

Please ignore the question marks that appear over the princess' head while you're fucking her. She's just easily confused and has totally consented to it every time she's been used like a convenient cock sleeve. Also ignore the heart shaped pupils she gets when you call her a convenient cock sleeve.

Conspiracy theory: the sun goddess makes it really hot to make girls wear less clothes

ICYMI

ko-fi.com/sartha suppose i'll re-write this now that im not having a panic attack and a days past but, my living situation had become incredibly more hostile following my abusive brother moving back home after being kicked out of his partners house for assaulting her. 1/3

Suddenly remembering that old post about putting a bee in the freezer to make it fall asleep and then you can put it in your mouth and the reply about why would you want a bee in your mouth and I look at my beloved @sarthawoah.bsky.social and think. Yeah, I want a bee in my mouth

Rrsposfing this again pist panuc attack because turns out my abusive brother is moving back homeal after assaulting his gf and eing arrested and kicked ojt and idk if im gonna be able to keep going at this rate

Oh wow. That's. That's a really tough nugget of bitterness I've hit.

I know the mechsplo community isn't huge on fluff but please give this a try anyways. Sartha is wonderfully talented as a writer so giving any of its stuff a look is sure to be enjoyable

What's next on the agenda? Goblin tribes are conducting organized raids on the border provinces and kidnapping women? Fascinating. I'll send the princess to negotiate, see if we can't convince them to target the other side of those borders. Make sure that knight she's always fawning over goes too

wish i could quit my shitty job and live off of writing but my quality isn't there yet nor do I actually write fast enough and it's really hard to develop those things when I spend most of my time either working at my shitty job or recovering from it

Thank fuck I live in a dry household cuz I'm def in the mood to pop some random prescription medication and drink myself to death

🐦‍⬛ need to manipulate more girls into playing strip poker with me

bigsis can i uavesome too

God damn I was really fucking regressed last night wasn't I

Meanwhile I take half an hour. Problematic stamina gap??

Cock addicted princess running her kingdom into the ground because it gets her dicked down more

indirect kiss between you and your crush by means of the boot of the woman who owns you both

Why is calling my girlfriend a pervert sexually gratifying? What's up with that?

*sigh* at least my knight appreciates it

No no, the princess appreciates the fine dresses the other kingdoms have been sending her it's just... Well they keep forgetting about the tail so it lifts up the back of the skirts and leaves her exposed

Um. The princess is a bit sleepy but she has a message from Queen Mommy! Brushing your teeth is very important and you should do it every night before bed. And also! You should thank your plushies every morning for keeping you safe all night!

The heat in the cockpit as you engage the mech’s engines is unbearable, the metal portions becoming hot enough to sear flesh. But pain is temporary and love is forever

Really wish I didn't feel so scared and alone right now

The princess would look so good chained up after a peasant revolt actually

Really unfair I can't hold my wife's hand so good she gets pregnant

What nooo, the princess would never do something as undignified as grinding against her plushie while sniffing the knight commander's loincloth. Then why am I holding it? Wwellll you see it got mixed into my laundry by mistake, a silly mistake by the maids that's all.

I love my autistic dogwife sososo much

Fuuuuck it's mosquito season

Princess is too eepy for her big important princess job so she's gonna let the really pretty vizier take care of it while she curls up comfy cozy in the knight commander's bed with a biiiig plushie

Remember to hold the princess's hand while you give her overstimulating head. It's just rude not to

Fuck yeah, Dragons finally confirmed as trans and just chronically misgendered by Jodio (the little bastard). Of course seeing as the literal first scene of the manga was her getting molested by a cop this isn't actually much of a surprise

I think butch femme comes with a lot of comp top/comp sub so girls do yourselves a favour and try the other way round just once, you might just like it. Or, to phrase things in a more "on brand" way, sometimes the princess should try sleazily molesting the knight

Last month, Aleanna Royal Bechdel, a 31 year-old Black trans woman who was a DJ, promoter, and artist, was murdered in a housing complex in New York, and a 54-year old man was arrested. There has been very little press coverage on this, including by queer outlets run by cis white people.

The soul crushing terror and hollowness that comes from realizing that I'm fundamentally incapable of properly engaging in a romantic relationship, even though I've got the girlfriends. Too broken to do anything other than this fucking over the top rom-com romance and that's not fucking real

Tough puppy

Princess challenging her bodyguard knight to a game of chess as a morale boost after losing a bunch of games in a row to her teacher and surely- what do you mean checkmate. It's been like four moves!

Etiquette training for princess... Older woman telling her how to conduct herself in all aspects of life... Teacher shoving her cock down my throat, lecturing me on my head giving technique, and then showing me how to redo my makeup after...

---Lessons for a good lady--- You know, this is one of my favorite themes. Strict women doing... their thing.... patreon.com/Holymeh