More like Florida State SemiLOLs

the evidence in favor of the traditional understand of the birthright citizenship clause is so overwhelming that a bunch of conservative legal hacks had to conjure a fake literature int existence to create the appearance of dispute. i expect the court to side with trump, of course.

You ever think about how the giant fleet of Star Destroyers at the end of Rise of Skywalker were almost certainly crewed by the children the First Order kidnapped from the Babu Frick planet

You might also remember when Ken Starr was forced to resign from Baylor University for failing to act on the reported sexual assaults of at least 6 students.

Tfw you have bad ankles and you pop one or both of them back into the socket where it’s supposed to be 🤤

ok youre officially allowed to be happy about this and to regard the whole fracas a big L and self-own by the admin

Reposting some evergreen content hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

I enjoy many of the Coen Brothers’ films but man I just do not care at all for Barton Fink

"Stalin didn't oppress anyone but if he did it was based" "Bro how come everybody hates communists"

You suck shit. Imagine being a Beria apologist.

Them: So what have y'all been up to? Me: Haha, you know. The usual. The Usual:

I bought “Blood Simple“ many years ago, watched it once, and didn’t care for it at the time so it sat on the shelf until today It was better on a second watch That is all

this is the memorandum from Lavrentiy Beria ordering the Katyn massacre, bearing Stalin's signature. it was taken from the Soviet archives and published by the Russian government in 2010, accompanied by an admission of guilt.

This is the meaning of "rhetorical constructs" - people who appeal to "the Global South" the way anti-abortion activists do "the unborn," a voiceless and largely nonspecific mass of ultimate moral victims you can cite to justify anything you want because you don't actually need to listen to them.

A whole bunch of y'all are going to have to internalize the American Mantra of "Fuck You, Make Me" real fuckin quick here.

CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me? ME: A lot of people have, so CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement? ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get? ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over

My “It was a different time in Palm Beach in the 90’s” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions about my “It was a different time in Palm Beach in the 90s” t-shirt

You know the jacobins are super upset about their Russian nazi pals getting crushed by Ukraine right now.

Big Dumper with an Upper Decker

it's absolutely wild that people refuse to acknowledge that LGBT people probably shouldn't organize with religious conservatives just because they aren't Christian religious conservatives

"fighting Nazi Germany and imperial Japan was good" is an anti-imperialist position.

Every few weeks on here a bunch of tankies decide that Imperial Japan bombed Manchuria with love and kindness and that the US fighting Nazi Germany was rude or something

love to see another instance of "Japan was just a little guy" discourse on this app

read a bit about how guns actually work recently & it's thoroughly disabused me of the idea of "minor" gun shot wound. obviously survivable ones, but if the bullet actually fully enters your body, anywhere, that just became the main thing your life is about dealing with for at least next few months.

<_< >_> Darkseid Is Not

Like the kind of girl Trump drew on Epstein’s birthday card, or a different kind

Protip: preemptively block accounts whose username is a variation of “punished(name)” They add nothing to the discourse

the greatest evils in human history are not, in fact, The New York Times, the Democratic Party, and the United States of America

JUST YESTERDAY ICE KIDNAPPED A FIVE YEAR OLD TO BAIT HER DAD

UMass Amherst come collect your boy

I’m sure Kristol and I are equally as upset and baffled that he’s in the same tent as me but we also have the same goal of creating a world where we can each have our own tents again. Ezra wants to drag us all into Trump’s tent

The right loves to tell everyone they will win a civil war because they have all the guns and then blame every high profile shooting on a lefty.

Do u think god keeps sending lightening to Clemson games to protect us from watching Clemson?

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

This is incredible. Just total historical illiteracy. One of these pacts was not like the others because it involved, you know, invading and dividing up Poland.

I see people poking fun at this nonsense by saying things like "LOL. I guess socialism/communism is good now." This isn't socialism or communism. It's just plain ol' fascism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economi...

finally felt like fall this morning

at the eye doctor for a six-month follow-up it’s already 25 minutes past my appointment time If I showed up that late they’d cancel my appointment and bill me anyway I even got up an hour early for this shit

Mamdani is good, but his "supporters" include people insisting the Democratic nominee for Mayor of New York City is an ephocal candidate running an ephocal race that would remake the left-of-center coalition if only Democratic leadership would surrender. Will any of these supporters even vote? TBD.

The bizarre insistence by some people that Den politicians they hate need to endorse the one they love makes a lot more sense when you remember these people spent the pre-primary 2016 period crowing that the rest of us would be forced to “bend the knee”. They lost and now they want revenge for that

I’m being pissy now but i’ve heard this ‘tend our own garden’ canard a million times, and it’s completely untenable, because there’s no point at which we will be like ‘ok, we’ve solved all our domestic problems now, we can turn back to the world’ The world doesn’t work that way and never has.

I hope I don’t get Raptured, because I’d rather not live in a libertarian hellhole at the bottom of the ocean.

>ask is this a real game or ASMR sleep aid? >gamer doesnt understand asks what i mean >pull out chart explaining Gaming and Going To Bed >gamer says ma’am, good game many good narratives >[ASMR]: There is nothing, only warm primordial blackness. Your conscious ferments in it, no larger than Zzzzzz…

Mike Gundy had been head coach of Oklahoma Stste for 2 years before Mike Tomlin became head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers

No we very much do, we just have absolutely no realistic mechanism of getting rid of him before 2029

A thing that i do think has become clear over the last several years is that a lot of Europeans assume our government/legislative system functions roughly the same way theirs do and no it very much does not.

i had entirely forgotten that they are both still married to other people

To be fair, 6 days does technically qualify under the umbrella of “indefinitely“

I wonder if we could convince the idiots who want to ban acetaminophen to use paracetamol instead.