Wait, ICE isn’t the sleeper cell?

The cost of healthcare for all bombed Fordow last night making minimal damage.

*nukes start blowing up American cities The good folks over on LinkedIn: “10 easy ways to motivate your team during the nuclear holocaust”

Nice of Hegseth to leave the unlimited mimosas at TGIFriday’s to praise Dear Leader Trump this morning.

We bomb Iran. Online influencers “let’s try on my latest Abercrombie haul!”

“I love you god,” says man who just bombed a country

If vaginal dryness was a photo.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social This you?

Me to the young folk having lived through Iraq (WMD? Nope.) and Afghanistan (9/11? Nope.).

War is good money for news media. CNN knows this.

Suddenly, Barron Trump is feeling some bone spur pain…………

Wait, Kristi Noem wasn't having an allergic reaction all along?

Is the Trump administration building up anyone? Any class of citizens? Anti-immigrant Anti-POC Anti-trans Anti-women Anti-college kids No funding for USAID No funding for research No vaccines for kids… He’s enriching his family and billionaires, sure, but no one is going to be left better off.

I thought this headline was a joke: Trump EPA Plans to Reconsider Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos But it's not. Pair this with their cancellation of cancer research dollars, it almost appears as if this administration WANTS to kill people. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/u...

Trump Mobile?! Instead of AAA, it automatically dials KKK when your car breaks down in a blue city. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

‪@floyding.bsky.social‬ Hearing from the local media that tonight's game is a must-win. "Win or go home." Waiting from my sources on a confirmation.

"We're running low on Ks and Ys!," exclaimed team equipment managers

If Chet Holmgren is hitting shots…. 🙄

Might need to sit Randle for the 4th again. He’s giving you nothing

13 offensive rebounds? Hmm.

My T. Shannon jersey is on its way from China. 150% tariff

Wait, NAW is SGA’s cousin?!

No one’s ever “played for an Ultra.”

Got a sneak peak at next year's "made in America" iPhones. Looks like a nice, very affordable line of products coming our way. Thank you, Dear Leader for bringing these jobs home... #iphone #Trump #DoucheCanoe

Naz Reid sucks

Someone wake up Naz Reid.

Ant… is out of fucks.

WHO DID THIS?!?!

Dante for threeeeeeeeeeeeee…. No.

Honesty, is there a Congress anymore? He’s made it pointless even though Executive Orders were supposed to be pointless

Perfect. No notes

@floyding.bsky.social never a worry. Luv too enjoy a Saturday night

Impossible for me to properly articulate my feelings after watching eps 7-8-9 of Andor as I certainly can't do justice to what I've witnessed, nor their profound impact on the entire catalogue of SW.

An American pope? Not on my watch, pal

You can’t say ONE nice thing about Signalgate or our planes sliding into the ocean?

“First, let’s all go around the room and say one fun fact about ourselves.” - and thus, the Conclave begins

“Johnson, are the planes tied down?” Yes sir. *plane slides into the ocean No sir. “Johnsooooooon!” *audience laughs and applauds. Cut to commercial

Will tariffs affect the price of live bats Stephen Miller buys to eat for breakfast?

We're about 3 days away from that Rochester mother who called an autistic toddler the "N" word repeatedly (on camera) and subsequently raised $400,000 becoming the new National Security Advisor. At a minimum, she's getting a prime time slot on Fox News.

State of Hockey still? Right? Titletown?

It’s gonna be May …

Just incredible

I loves getting nothing from: Ant, Naw (disaster), Jaden, Naz, Donte…

Maybe the tornado was really just the anxiety along the way?

Normal stuff to run around your house when the Wolves win… normal adult stuff. Very normal

Both Shedeur Sanders and myself are available heading into the NFL draft’s 3rd day. Crazy stuff

*scrolls Fascism 101 checklist and…. Yep, there it is: Arrest judges