Back when I was president of our local Eagles lodge, we had a new member join the club. Then he wore a short sleeved shirt for the first time since we'd met him and we saw his swastika tattoo. I confronted him about it and he swore he'd been a young dumb kid and he was going to get it covered up.

Jesus...

It's astounding how desperately cishet Christian conservatives want to be oppressed.

Who does AIPAC hate the most? AIPAC has tweeted hundreds of attacks on politicians since 2025 started. But among Dems floated as potential presidential picks, the 3 biggest targets are AOC, Ro Khanna, & Chris Van Hollen. @premthakker.bsky.social tracked how many times AIPAC attacked them:

I read this and thought it was the White House after Homelander took over.

Men are hanging around changing rooms all the time, usually in the form of a bored husband passing various sizes of blouse through some curtains on a Saturday afternoon on the high street. It takes some really batshit reasoning to turn it into a political war zone.

Them: Your genitals determine your gender. Also Them: God is a pure spirit without body parts or passions. Also Also Them: God is absolutely gendered and masculine and has a cock like a MAN.

Dear Robert Clivilles, Fab Morvan, and William King... at least Bret Michaels has the decency not to tour under the name Poison. C Music Factory, Milli, and William King and 3 Dudes he Hired Last Year should be your names.

I live one county over from Box Elder county where that massive one that will kill the Great Salt is being built so... yes. Absolutely yes.

I mean there's plenty of kpop fans who are critical of the factory-like kpop industry, but overall this still rings true. Wrestling fans hate wrestling for instance.

A bunch of 80+ year old New Yorkers who moved to Boca Raton 15 years ago invading Long Beach is a hilarious premise.

So surprising from a guy named "Jaxson."

Notably not Somali.

Best of luck to Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B

Is there a non-pretentious way of asking "Do you make your own hollandaise or does it come in a jar" before your order eggs Benedict?

I continue to not see the appeal of Drake.

Mick goes to AEW in the same week that Brock Lesnar returns to WWE TV. I know who I will choose.

🔥 CHARLAMAGNE: “Taxpayer dollars going to this weaponization fund to compensate his allies should piss you off. A blatant slap in the face… Trump told you he doesn’t care what you’re going through — he’s pushing for financial windfalls for his allies and family, not you.”

Weird. During my monthly Twitter check in I was called a slur by a Nazi. But being included in a joke post by the fucking Onion is probably bad too.

it seems like a five alarm problem that every single time anything bad happens right wing influencers flood the landscape with the entirely baseless claim that the perpetrator was trans, and it would be nice if our entire media wasn't fellow travelers

Y'all am I too old to get it or does Drake really suck? It might also be both.

Ooh ooh. Is is a FUCKING RYE WHISKEY AND NOT A SCOTCH AT ALL!?

This motherfucker is just doing "things that confuses and angers boomers" madlibs now.

I think it's important to note that whether or not Kris Kristofferson told Toby Keith to shut the fuck up and that he did to country music what pantyhose did to finger fuckin' or not, Toby Keith could have done with some shutting the fuck up and stopping ruining country music.

The best news in these dark times is Adolph Hitler came to power in his 40s. Donald Trump is about to turn 80 next month and seems uninterested in setting up any kind of serious successor.

I know which one... youtu.be/kXcaEyZop3g?...

Full stupid-fascism rose in US and will rise in the UK via the same thing: A dip in the pool of stupid-fascism that so exhausted the populace that they elected the dullest man they could find to just get a break which then gave rise to the full stupid-fascist leadership. Crazy stuff man.

My favorite thing is when centrist lib news dude says "Bluesky is bad you should go back to the platform owned and algorithmically dominated by actual Nazis and face abuse for the good of everyone."

In the future there will be tell-all books about how working in this White House was a nightmare by people desperate to distance themselves from the actions of Trump. Don't let them whitewash their image.

Genuinely despise blue state liberals who look down at flyover country and act like we are a monolith.

The need for the Voting Rights Act is really underscored by the behavior of Southern states immediately after the gutting of the Voting Rights Act.

When did they start using "Kinetic action" to mean "fighting and dying?" I feel like this is new.

Cheat cacio e pepe (used parm because I had no peccorino romano) with scallops & roast broccoli. Not my finest work. The sauce needed to be looser. But it tasted okay.

No but seriously just a few more weeks of embargo and surely the Cuban regime will fall. I know we've been over 6 decades and it hasn't worked yet, but it's almost there I swear.

Just scheduled at consultation for a vasectomy.

But don't worry, Box Elder County and the State of Utah, this will definitely not happen to us. We are totally not going to be breathing salty haboobs soon.

Weren't we told that the government negotiating with drug companies is basically the end of civilization?

Trump on cocaine on Iran: *snoooooooooooorrrttt* Woooo! We hold all the cards!

I don't know that there's ever been as big a gulf between a candidate's "what I hope he could be" and "what I fear he might be."

My dislike of Tim Miller and the Bulwark is intense.

Chaya stares at her bill in disbelief. Aetna had fucked her. "I know," she says, "it's BROWN PEOPLE'S FAULT."

Any rigorous study you could release that could help us find out what we did to lose the last election and what we could do to win the next one? Because with this going down it may be really important. Ken? Any... any studies? You could release?

My doctor keeps blathering on about "diabetes" but as I can't pronounce it, I know there's no way it's in my body. I never put anything I can't pronounce in my body.

Is nobody embarrassed by him?

Okay but why do I kinda want this for the pool/beach?

I had a friend get "86'd" from a bar for acting like a drunk asshole. Does that mean he's been dead all these years?

just like, I know AEW has its faults, but at least they are not shamelessly the Regime's Wrestling Promotion!

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