How I imagine home health. I asked for an assessment today. FML

I hope that protestors will take the opportunity to shit on the construction of this delusional monstrosity. All projection screens and drones - this is your moment to shine!

CVS sucks, bro.

Why am I getting a newsletter from someone who once said I should use lavender soap for my restless leg syndrome?

I’m sick of defeated/retiring Republicans suddenly finding their voices after the fact and a media that lets them avoid accountability.

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

What a role model for the kids

I’m so sick of dems saying they’re going to read the Epstein files at congress, live and NOT DOING IT.

Newhook’s goal was simply Crosbyesque. Hang on, Canadians. 🏒

🔥 @timmiller.bsky.social : “You can’t tell me it’s a real democracy if by exec order the governor can nullify your vote… in Tennessee — the idea that NASHVILLE & MEMPHIS would not have representation? How is that democracy? That’s preposterous.” @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn

If you had never watched European football and were shown a replay of this match, you’d understand why it’s called “the beautiful game”. It left me breathless. www.nytimes.com/athletic/723...

Very cool if true

Looks like the on-air “talent” got the memo from their new overlords at Paramount+ that attending the WH Correspondents Dinner was the first part of their retention interview. Not surprised but disappointed. C’mon Wolf. Kaitlin? Brianna? Not cool…

Which OG group you got? Duke or Carolina?

If Chelsea played Arsenal today, would the final score be a negative number?

An interesting discussion about the impact of AI on healthcare (medical and mental health). "What’s striking isn’t that people are using AI for health questions. It’s why."

@minakimes.bsky.social I asked ChatGPT for the predictive metric that best isolates a football player’s contribution from the "noise" of their teammates and the randomness of the game: EPA (Expected Points Added) - Points added per play relative to context. Agreed? www.espn.com/video/clip/_...

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

Keep in mind that everywhere ICE is, your local police have failed you, and abandoned their oath to serve and protect. Zero Ice officers have been arrested. They assault, the kidnap, they kill, and they all walk free. Your local police treat ICE as above the law. The betrayal of duty is staggering.

Hey U.S. Steel (and Big Coal) - we all knew he was blowing smoke up your ass during the campaign. Why didn’t you?

This is the best palette cleanser of the day.

But the seats come with your choice of two complimentary souvenir cups filled with an ice cold Pepsi product.

Another red state voting against its own self-interests. You can lead a horse to water…

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

This new article on Substack is timely, given this afternoon’s press conference by the President.

We need a rule that dictates that, before posting something political on social media, you have to call or email at least one of your Congressional representatives and say exactly the same thing to them.

Cool. I’ve been complaining about Lidocaine patches being too cheap.

America has plenty of gas. We have so much gas. Half of it is in my ass. My ass. So when you pass, be sure to smell the gas in my ass. The gas in my ass. My ass. My ass. My ass has so much mass…

A completely unserious, deeply biased, and mildly unhinged 16-team bracket. In a tournament measured by MAGA chaos and defined by unpredictability, the only predictable outcome… is maximum insanity and unpredictability. I’ve got Stephen Miller over RFK Jr in a nail biter in the championship.

Not just yesterday. Every day.

Yesterday’s favorite signs

This is not getting the attention it deserves. I don't need to see another retired general on CNN pointing out Strait of Hormuz strategies for the 47th time today. This affects every one of us and for generations to come. substack.com/@byjacobward...

AI-driven “risk scores” are used in healthcare to predict who is “high risk” for opioid use — and those scores can influence whether or not you get treated. All without you ever seeing it. Unregulated tools like NarxCare are already being used to directly impact patient care, without oversight.

State Power vs. Public Health: Where Should We Draw the Line on Bodily Autonomy?

In case there was any confusion about who was responsible for TSA workers not getting paid. #UsualSuspect

Finally - something he knows something about.

Could Wall St be more gullible?

My god - we’re a nation of idiots. You can blame RFK Jr’s misinformation campaign but when did we lose our critical thinking skills? apnews.com/article/babi...

I like it when no names are used but everyone knows who you’re talking about.

I gave High Point Univ. a kidney to pay my daughter's tuition. I am owed at least one more win, Nido! Let's go, Panthers!

Q: Can you give one example of fraud in a previous election that the SAVE America Act would stop? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, we're not gonna litigate all that

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

NEW: The Iranian drone strike that killed 6 U.S. troops in Kuwait at the start of the war was far more devastating than previously disclosed. Dozens suffered traumatic brain injuries, burns, and shrapnel wounds. At least one required an amputation. More than 30 remain hospitalized. (CBS News)

Wounded Knee. Tulsa. My Lai. Abu Ghraib And now, Minab We need to talk about the horror when 180 little schoolgirls, boys and teachers were obliterated by U.S. Tomahawk missiles last week. And tell Congress: Not one more dime for these war crimes My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

What’s “dignified” about wearing a little boy’s ball cap to the transfer of American soldiers bodies? What a tool.

America hates children. They’ve apparently grown weary of allowing them to die of preventable diseases and be slaughtered in schools so now they’re blowing them up in other countries. And they keep electing people who allow it all to continue. apnews.com/article/iran...

You know those F*CK ICE t-shirts? Keep wearing them.

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