two switches having sex is like a tcg, you both keep chaining kinks off each other until one of you "resolves"

How do i start leaking like every tgirl claims she does :(

THE BARENAKED LADIES ARE TWO GUYS???? Ive been had ;-;

The type of dissociation you get when you're really jamming to a band's music is so nice

"Sucks to suck" no? it literally doesn't

✨I love cracking slabs to put in decks ✨

Sorry babe, we only have two options, the absurdist coin flips format, or the format that removes variance and tests your pokemon skills

Screaming crying throwing up over the state of the world rn.

T4T transfem relationships be like: Pre sex magic, winner gets to bottom

How the fuck do i do my im injections :( Its been three misses tonight

I love looking hot

Putting her keyboard smahses in a password length checker to see if she is as good of a girl as she claims to be

Hey all! I have some super exciting news to share. I've been invited to do a meet and greet & autograph signing at EUIC, alongside Joe Bernard and Ross Gilbert! You can register interest and find all the details at the link below. See you all there! 💜 registration.pokemon.com/flow/pokemon...

May get back into rope 👀

Time to get back to seeing friends (platonically) and friends (not platonic)

Mail day :3 cool card I was able to get in a giveaway

Me sliding into DMs because I think you're pretty and cool: Hey 💕

Missing some nerds in particular right about now

Yearning for attention

Need me more gay t4t memes

I should leave my things at a polycule's home so i have an excuse to visit them more often

Season 3 of Alice in Borderland is a mid DLC tacked onto an amazing game

Happy ZA release day

Its a good night for pokemon

Hottie alert (I couldnt decide between these two)

Huge thanks to Project: Artemis for allowing me to share my story from last weekend!

Feels good to get back to climbing

Finished top 8 (5-0 into double ID) at full grip again 🥲 9 months of work went into learning and understanding the deck. Im proud to have finished with egg mill. I love the deck and all that comes with it

I hear this combo is better than

Lmao danny wegman is at our local store

Little late, but i finished in the top 512 (375th) of the Pittsburgh regional championships! I unfortunately did poorly overall in day 2, but i am super proud to have finally hit a goal ive been striving for since I got back into the game. Thank you to everyone i saw this past weekend!

First day 2 with one useless card

Me singing along to Holiday Abby: Is this weezer?

Mmmm anxiety strikes again

So we can agree this is the mega i think it is right? 👀👀👀👀

Girl with it/she pronouns named pollen:

Listening to @bellaway.bsky.social "greatest hits" makes me wanna leave

Pissed i have to work and i cant cuddle pretty girls right now

I am convinced Pokemon TCG is the Python of TCGs, no i will not elaborate further

Clicker training by two beautiful women would fix me

Mmm morning injection mood swings are a trip

Need a shirt that says "free 'good girl' after injections" with the same energy as "free mom hugs" at pride events

Daydreaming about bottoming for someone is getting me through the day

Cute girl who yearns for you and her gf that makes cute noises when you call them a good girl

Card show haul today (and wailord IR)😍 bulk went crazy (everything to left of chandy + chaos gym for $3 and $4 for both g&h and manaphy). Plus got some great trade value

Finally using the blindfold for it's intended purpose to sleep at might

Someone sitting on my face would fix me

Transfem polycule with a lava lamp where everyone contributes their balls

Poly trans women who climb >>>

You know its going to be a good day when you grab the exact right amount of prog needed to refill your pill case