It’s not that I like Sam Altman. I just enjoy when Elon Musk loses. Mainly, I pray he can’t again rig the midterms for the orange idiot.

One goal I have in life is that there won’t be a planet full of people waiting for me to die. To fail to achieve this would require monumental effort, but Donald Trump comes by it naturally. He’s as valuable to humanity as cancer.

Donald Trump is running the country the same way I was “driving” the car at age 4, sitting in my dad’s lap with my hands on the wheel.

BREAKING NEWS: US ships attacked with missiles in Hormuz by Iran’s navy as Trump’s “Project Freedom” gets underway. BURNING QUESTION: How did Iran’s navy do this from the bottom of the sea, where Trump claimed to have put them?

As Trump weighs renaming ICE as NICE, it’s clear he panders to his base that believes “words speak louder than actions.” It also reminds how the opposite of what Trump says is usually true.

Hatey six, 47!

Nine dollars and sixteen cents overvalued for this human zero.

HAHAHA! What’s the opposite of a Midas Touch? A Trump Touch? 🤣😂💁‍♂️

Powerful.

Should say: Futures are little changed as Trump’s 9th deadline nears. And then explain: Because he’s TACO.

How ANYBODY takes seriously ANYTHING the conman says is astounding at this point. Yet the market still reacts to his transparent lies and stupidity. Pathetic.

The United States has been operating like Wimpy for decades, promising to "gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.” Trump is Wimpy on Russian vodka and kompromat.

Preserved to “ensure that future generations are never led astray by such hate”? NEWSFLASH: Trump and his GOP are AGAIN leading Americans astray by hate.

Pam Bondi should be willing to talk. The DOW is way under 50,000.

When a malignant narcissist is struggling to keep a lie together, and avoid injury, their lies grow more desperate and obvious. This silly lie means Trump has leveled up. He’s losing it! 💥

That’s like claiming there’s no proof of fire because you’ve removed all your smoke detectors. It’s how he handled COVID, too.

So 1 out of 5 blacks and Latinos listen to Donald Trump and feel supported? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? @meidastouch.com

How dumb is Donald Trump? He’s SO dumb he used a well-known and decades-old alias to call into CSPAN to rail against SCOTUS.

Added intrigue!

I am an amateur mindreader, actually. While Donald’s lips flap, his mind is thinking “THIS should take their minds off the Epstein Files!” He’s also breaking wind.

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If the pedo formerly known as Prince Andrew decides to talk, the entire vile operation would be exposed. Karma, go.

I’m not naive and I don’t THINK I’m being overly optimistic when I say I don’t see a path forward for Donald Trump to avoid being ensnared. There are just too many countries investigating and too many guilty parties who may talk for President Pedo to play dumb much longer.

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If Donald Trump were trying to catch his balance while crossing a bridge over a pit of crocodiles, I wouldn’t support him. But I WOULD pull out my phone and start recording just in case I had good news to share.

Once you listen to victim Sascha Riley’s account, it’s clear nobody seeking Justice is safe. Trump and the “Ultra Rich” would sooner nuke the planet than admit guilt.

The tide is turning. We have nine months to turn this tide into a tidal wave. A big, beautiful, tidal wave.

Gaslighting. In the Court of Public Opinion, Musk is trying to buy his way off of Epstein Island and onto Goodguy Island.

That would be something! They could call it… The Washington RePost.

If there is an afterlife, Karoline Leavitt will not be having her Entrance Interview by the Pearly Gates. Im 💯 certain hers’ will be a Fireside Chat.

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It is beyond tragic that, at this point, we need to pry Democracy from their wringing hands. Empathetic Democrats have been too trusting for too long.

Discovery would be a hoot! Televise it and it would break all records!

If they COULD have murdered another driver, but didn’t, I feel like that’s an admission of wrongdoing over Renée Good.

Forgot? That’s WHY he’s picked him, to leverage and exploit his kompromat and get to him to lower rates!

Acknowledging you ARE the problem is the crucial first step, and damn funny karma, to boot!

Donald Trump is a real life Lex Luther, a narcissistic megalomaniac hellbent on destroying a world that doesn’t love him.

Weather IS controlled by the government! Look how they pause the snow for a minute, for sunset, before turning it back on! 🤣

When DHS is more worried about memes than actual Constitutional rights, Democracy is in grave danger.

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And def no need to explain the difference between laughing WITH and laughing AT. He’s now an international laughing stock.

Trump v Cook oral arguments are over. My takeaway: Lawyer for Cook was skilled, likable, and convincing, the lawyer for Trump was dodgy and embarrassing, and Clarence Thomas is brain dead but still arrogant. Feels like a slam dunk for Cook and Fed independence.

On the world stage, the world sees a stooge going full blown Dirk Diggler.

Simply untrue but, ironically, ICE actually IS paid to do “this kind of mess” by terrorizing and shooting citizens in the head.

Bingo!

On the nose!

Authoritarianism, yes, but flexing over the tv slot of a football game means Trump is decomposing.

More specifically, Trump makes threats (and now goes scorched earth) because he wants to distract you from the #EpsteinFiles.

TRANSLATION: Murderer Ross has hemorrhoids.