Whenever I get a bit depressed about how things are going I remember I'm not doing the Edinburgh Fringe and I cheer right up

This really is like an indie disco cos I'm here and everyone's ignoring me

"I don't know their name, I'll call them Mary Candles" should be a stock phrase in everyone's arsenal.

Any press junket interviewer who doesn't ask Joaquin Phoenix to say "Water Slide" in character is a coward.

No! NO! ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! 99p. Those are the rules. THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!

Looks I'm considering bringing back for 2023

I know this isn't specifically a ticket office issue, but last time I used Bank station my valid paper ticket didn't work on my way out and I was stuck there at the barrier for 10 mins cos there was no one about to let me through the gates. Stations need staff at all times.

Liminal Spaces

Updating my tinder bio

This site is great and all, but where's the Shein side hustle spam?

Bleached blonde hair, pink bowling ball, Eddie Izzard t-shirt. The 90s didn't know how lucky it was to have me!

GOP: We protect kids Ban child labor? GOP No Ban child marriages? GOP No Ban children from carrying guns? GOP No Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids? GOP No How do you protect kids? GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch

Big shout out to everyone who doesn't really want to watch any more film or TV shows made by or starring people who should be in fucking prison.

We're all Farscape fans here, right?

It's quite nice being on a thing where everyone isn't pretending to misunderstand straightforward harmless whimsy to generate conflict or fein offence at reasonable opinions re: basic human decency to muddy the waters of public discourse and generally just ruin everything with tiresome bellendery.

Bsky vibes

Show a picture on your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.

Rainbow slide in Shoeburyness

Twitter will fall because it’s all rightwing dumbass incels Threads will fall because it’s soulless vapid consumerism Bluesky will fall because we all got too angry debating Star Trek Deep Space 9 vs Star Trek Voyager

Reskeet with your favourite meme you've ever made

"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.

Put me in the multiverse you cowards!

Fave thing about being here so far? No videos so no one can be doing this bullshit. Or nodding along. Fuck the nodders.

Pacific Rim is 10 years old today. I don't think enough people mention how good, bombastic and emotive Ramin Djawadi's soundtrack for it is.

IG needs to calm down and fuck off

Finally gotten round to watching David Holzman's Diary. Bloody great!

My first daily VHS on here so here's a Bob Geldof snooker movie from 1984 costarring Mel Smith, Alison Steadman, Alfred Molina, PH Moriarty, Phil Daniels, Ian Dury, Alun Armstrong, Kate Hardie Tony Scott and Ray Winstone!

It's Bandcamp Friday! Why not check out my experimental drone ambient concept albums? https://richardsandling.bandcamp.com

Trash Pigs!!!

I don't really understand this site, but I do enjoy it so far. Stay tuned for more essential insights...

Why can't I get the thin anxiety?

Don't want to sound like some edgelord, but Food Network UK has way too many shows about dull people making & discussing a regional cream tea and not enough shows about overbearing maniacs killing themselves with chili sauce.

Bluesky is like the indie discos of my youth and we're currently in the golden era before Oasis ruined everything by making pricks want to come along too.

when movies get deleted for tax reasons, they should legally become public domain. people should be allowed to upload it anywhere they want. that's the tradeoff you make if you wanna delete your own movie released this year for a few extra bucks, and i think it's fair

Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA.

Twitter users now

Bringing my Perfect Movie show back as a fundraiser for Refuge on July 09. It's gonna be awesome! Tickets here - https://www.thegardencinema.co.uk/film/richard-sandlings-perfect-movie-in-aid-of-refuge/ Join us!

This is my first post on here. What a time to be alive!