TRUMP IS NOW USING THE "you guys im so seriously right now stop fighting" TACTIC

as soon as people who know what jokes are this app is gonna pop off

i got a haircut ….sorry i lied in fact got most if not all of them cut

how does he know she fingers his asshole every night? cant be leaking government secrets like this

Okay YouTube play Princess Diana Aura farming clips

Hey India and Pakistan.... knock it off

good morning im drinking pre wokrout to make it feel like ants are crawlign through my blood stream and then weed to make it seem like its real i like to call this mixture the panic attack

What accent is your Siri on?

New pope just dropped!! the old one just dropped too but in a different way

Celebrating the new pope at Culver's who wants in

New pope just dropped and my ex is Catholic guess who was just blessed with a prime opportunity to slide back into her life

sorry it had to be done

Save me Water World stunt show

the bay area is like new york for people who can drive

May the 4th be with you

motherfucker sold me a defective chair!

my recent music listening to

master chief 👍

They fucking kill the guy to advertise conclave?? Okay I'll watch it if it's got this much money behind the advertising it's got to be good

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

sexy southern gothic dance club gets attacked by vampires the movie looks so sick im so glad they let ryan coogle

still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim? why is this pie allah mode?

Katamari Dumbassy

i’m a the joker babyyyyyy so why don’t you kill me

cant wait to be an old man and tell my grandkids i lived through TARRIFFYING times for like the 18th time that day i just know that joke will do so well

me after finding out my friend Mary has murdered somebody: FUCK! MARY KILL!??

Yes I've avoided hundreds of dollars in carpool violation fines but more importantly I've gotten somebody who will really listen for once

these tariffs raising the price of switch 2 and switch 2 games will have a legion of graphic video game tee wearing ponytail men walking down to Washington. and i’ll be leading them

lmao they still got oppenheimer billboards up?

i fell like it’s legally ok for me to get a lil slutty? in these trying times

why you guys should be afraid of vaccines!!!!

in ur soul i smoke weed

we can do video now? fuck it spore horrors

damn all of this for only $2???

oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat

don’t know what that means sorry

A lot of negativity going around in the world right now. I thought I’d share some good news. I got a pop in my neck that’s been in there for a week. Feel great guys.

this is like the dinner with jay z all over again JUST TAKE THE MONEY

earthquake that just hit was massive and in the moment i thought i would die my final thought was why would john cena do that i’m glad i know im a wreslting fan first and human second

reblog if you think they should allow conan to eat some of these people

so many right wing comedians are now getting a bunch of shit for supporting a literal dumbass and their getting mad that people are mad? like maybe leaning into politics for the views might not have been worth? maybe that’s why you stick to relatable comedy? dum fuck?

guys get on baron pls!

john cena turned bad and now all the make a wish kids he helped have activated like mk ultra and are wreaking havoc on the town

sending lowball dowry offers

wtf man