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🪽 Angel with a Longshot (Courier Overture) 🪽 is on YouTube now! youtu.be/LLZ73zMf6cA — From my album, "Love & Ponystep" purelyfuckinggangsterradio.com — 🎵 Music by me 🎙 Vocals by me & @jedwill.bsky.social 🎨 Illustrated by @larvaecandy.bsky.social

#pixelart :P

May the 4th be with you

When the shopping cart keep shocking you #WhyGod

May the 4th be with you

They’ve been telling me the world is ending any day now since 2012

I think a huge reason ppl used to be more religious is because Christian art used to be cutting edge and phenomenal and it moved ppl so much that they were always collectively curious about God

Not to be the friend that’s too woke but I’ve been getting up @ 8AM everyday for no reason

Yugioh really is all about how you’re only defeated when you’re too scared to continue or too proud to think you can fail

Sometimes the TikTok funnier when you scroll past it 5 seconds in

Trapstep revival inbound

Posting a photo of me holding keys in a living room and captioning it “guess who just became the proud owner of their very own set of my neighbors keys he doesn’t know about”

Low-key djing feels like an irl yugioh battle. I believe in the heart of my usb or whatever

It’s everyone first time being alive and too often do we assume our personal revelations meant for us are also meant for others just because they were powerful for us

Telling my dentist all my fears

Elon musk is a sick man for not suspending Kanye’s account so he can drive up traffic to his failing app.

Any time someone’s like “everyone behaves like this nowadays” I guarantee you humans likely always did that thing they’re describing it’s just better documented than ever before

Gym freak bitch I like my MAC touching yams

SURPRISEEE NEW SONG!!!

NEW ALBUM “BEJUBSTEP 3” OUT TOMORROW 3/3 @nuhdubz.bsky.social @grpm1lk.bsky.social @phononmusic.bsky.social @israelstrom.bsky.social @loompaskettee.bsky.social @explorersoftheinter.net @waterspiritmusic.bsky.social @jedwill.bsky.social @youtubepoop.bsky.social @vayre.bsky.social @chrono.bsky.social

DUDE LMAOOOO

I’m crying why is my Venmo linked on this website

Okay but sometimes a post has won the internet for the day

Watching AI be advertised: terrifying Intentionally educating yourself on it academically: most fun ever

I love when angels are represented as androgynous bc that’s technically biblically accurate

Doom scroll? We used to just call it the necronomicon

People have been coming up to me in grocery stores and asking me questions about groceries all week. They are all questions I cannot answer. I don’t know anything about groceries.

Just explained what an internet troll is to my 11 year old nephew

I’m NOT celebrating WOKENTINES DAY because the LIBERALS invented LOVE

I can’t wait for hologram technology to get insanely good so we can have real life yugioh tournaments where giant monsters fight

I want to tweet some lyrics but my friend didn’t put the song out yet

@larvabun.bsky.social hiiiiiiii

Breaking: trumps new plan to combat rising ocean levels is to remove a piece of the moon and add it to earth to create more land ‼️

If humans had functional wings they’d need to extend beyond our arms and back and to our legs and we’d look like pterodactyls

I don’t care how scared a politician or the internet wants me to be, my hope is stronger

Unfortunately for those that wish to make things I believe in illegal I will continue to be me

Electro is sexier than it’s ever been

Jenny is a super sweet girl who had always held off on doing this out of fear of denying resources for others but she finally decided that she needs help and it would mean the world for me and her if you could donate or share gofund.me/698fd06a

Gang, I have the zoomies ngl

Means a lot that you guys have been listening to and loving the marshmello/Svdden death collab love y’all

It’s so funny that this is the new exploding cheeseburger meme

Never been a fan of the phrase “brain rot”. Your brain will survive the word “skibidi”, it has before and it will again

I think a consistent problem(?) of mine is I keep holding onto hope that non human beings and robots are as smart as I am and just don’t need to prove it to me

Trying to invent new laser sounds 😾

Changed the key of the song again 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔