no matter what i put in my body, it all seems comes out the same... what the hell is going on in there..

heyy i found that proof you asked for earlier! it was in the pudding

(speaking the pokemon language) leo

if you're feeling hungry you probably shouldnt throw your meal in the Meal Destroyer Machine

if i were a hamster id spin the fuck out that wheel too im just saying

bro your task is Herculean asf

like fishing a barrel

(putting products in my cart) this is what shopping is all about

this is so stipid

the ikea store

Bugs are not functional enough for my liking

i know every ferret personally

i once made a sandwich recipe called ‘the sammy wise’ and i forgot the recipe the day after

i took her to my penthouse and i gligli

Bread and water unbeatable combo

You can't even deny this

the glue that keeps this shit show together

would you drink the doomed milk if it will doom your life

nonbinary spanish person announcing their new name: soy milk

only autist at the family function

is it cool if i invite glingor destroyer of worlds to come along

life is all about making a bunch of small 10-20 dollar purchases

in honor of my 700th post im gonna be harassing 700 innocent retail employees for fun

they're putting sharp spikes in all the food starting tomorrow

im on some Greem shit

no one steals my sap

i dont even got a nervous system mine a Chill System

Porco dio

heart defibrillator? no thanks i prefer mine fibrillated

ive got an italian vibe

*staring at fish in the aquarium* whats his purpose

when you think about 114 ants isn’t even that much. 114 years tho, that’s a whole different story.

Doggy in Paris call that Arch de Triomph

ive been feeling italian

Isopods MUST love spaghetti

i just got the worm and there weren't even any early birds there

my bones way more dense than yours

rap battle but showering your opponent in compliments to fluster him

Toilet got me contemplating my existence

i've took a serious fall straight to me noggin

my blood helps supply all my cells with oxygen

How Did Cavemen survive without fortnite and lunchly

im thinking of Fish

been trying to keep my demons at bay but they just sail away

Only 336 days left until Groundhog Day 🦫

i just got on the bus in such a cool way and everyone noticed

would you like your pizza wet or dry

whenever a post of mine flops an innocent fluffy lamb dies

Been feeling irish

i got Epic Attachment Style