bro be shittin

new stardew savefilw see u never

i took her to my penthouse and i gligli

do you think its called pizza bc ppl saw it and thought “i want a pizza that”

i owe everything in my life to bladee

gonna order a witch on etsy as my last resort

gligli

having a boyfriend who is a little gay is NOT for the weak bc why is this fucker outcunting me???

the glue that keeps this shit show together

me to the farmer with sad looking horses who could probably use a hug: woah, hold your horses pal

would you drink the doomed milk if it will doom your life

nonbinary spanish person announcing their new name: soy milk

dming liam payne “i know you aren’t really dead king💯😢🕊️” so when he goes through my phone he gets a little confused

does everybody feel the same?

what do you feel when you’re afraid?

i once made a sandwich recipe called ‘the sammy wise’ and i forgot the recipe the day after

bro you’re thinking of bismal root of all evil, glingor is chill

is it cool if i invite glingor destroyer of worlds to come along

deep analyzing my own lastfm: hmmm interesting, wtf the goat, damn another banger

only autist at the family function

AITA for not sliming my sloinky while it was gligli?

i ran out of funny things to say forever

maternal feelings towards them

i know every ferret personally

gligli on it glorp style

i got afraid attachment style

it’s not coming off

when you think about 114 ants isn’t even that much. 114 years tho, that’s a whole different story.

yo bro hop on wordle

when i eat mashed potatoes its not like when you guys eat mashed potatoes

why is everyone talking about xqc guys stop normalising drug use….

Doggy in Paris call that Arch de Triomph

cannibal? me? of course ⛹️

chile that finna is so haus the boots and that is on CLOCK

call her Dutch the way she explore my Netherlands

leo is a funny little feller

i take many steps every day and no one bats an eye but when a baby does it suddenly its all oooh aah

at the function, confused as fuck

not even one giggle from leo at my new skeets…

theyre not taking her seriously… pisses me off bro

judy hopps be like hey im a bunny and a cop but people dont take me seriously because im a bunny

nick wilde be like im a fox and im mysterious and cool

hiii uhhhh one large warm milk please

yes…. my evil plan

yeah bro i put two characters of us on am island and made them fall in love hey where are you going

Bugs are not functional enough for my liking