I’m worried for the calendar Its days are numbered

// I PASSED THE DRIVING TEST YEEEET I am now officially allowed to drive truck boye >:]

Sheesh, it’s freezing out here. I’ll need to invest in something to prevent this kind of whiplash whenever I return to Earth in the future

“I need people to really listen and understand that it’s BY accident, not ON accident.” “And it’s ’could not care less’. If you could care less, then you care a little bit!”

// yeah, I’m v v happy with this theme :]

Sitting in front of an aquarium as a form of self-care is called 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩

Mrr?

I still stand by this :3

// when I have muse and free time on my hands next week, I'm bringing Rufus back 🦖

"I'm John fucking Constantine! And you're fucked." indie interpretation of John Constantine(from the DC TV verse) into the #TARDIS [edit from pascalpunkk on tiktok]

// Y'ALL the Devil Dinosaur is on the new cover of Marvel Rivals 👀👀👀

// Brain go brrrr /pos

// It depends on what he’s been doing the day before. Studying? Sometimes he wakes up draped over his desk with a sore back. Traveling? It depends on what dimension he was in last. Exorcism? It’s not out of the question to wake up on the floor in a place he doesn’t recognize

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field

0 ——— fool.

// HEY I haven’t been here in a while and forgot how to rp // BUT like this post for a sentence starter (they will be silly because yeah)

At long last I’ve made it back to Earth. It seems I missed the holidays, but my office is exactly the same as I left it

// might be a bit still until I can come back for rp. I'm doing work training this and next week and yesterday was a 12h shift x.x

// I didn't realize how long I've been gone aaaaa hi I'm not dead sjdjdj

// will be busy until tomorrow, but I wanted to put this here because I think it's neat 🤸

⠀ ⠀⠀||⠀Ｆａｍｉｌｉａｒ Ｓｏｌｉｔｕｄｅ， ⠀⠀||⠀Ｏｈ Ｗｏｎｄｅｒｆｕｌ Ｑｕｉｅｔ ⠀⠀||⠀ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ꜱᴏʟᴏ 💫 ⠀

{ semi-open starter } A harrowing wail echoes through the city. Faces turn toward the noise, kids that have gone trick-or-treating almost drop their bags of candy. Something is wrong, very wrong. Where did the sound come from? Who was it? +

If you come trick-or-treating around any of the Sanctums tonight, watch your footing on the steps. I nearly fell into a bottomless pit this morning, and I suspect it’s to do with All Hallows.

// stolen 😎

Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his dead-ucation

What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!

It’s called the dark web because it’s going through a goth phase

// me after clutching the pen to my tablet in my little gremlin hands for the past six or so hours: wait, how do you use fork and knife again???

// open this to see cute kitty pictures for free serotonin

He’s dressed in a onesie and sitting in the couch with a cup of tea in his hands.

My “field trip” got me into a bit of trouble. I’m home now, but I’m nursing a bruise or two. Ow.

// humor me

// I have written almost three thousand words of 𝙖 𝙜 𝙤 𝙣 𝙮

// I don't know where my muse have gone 😭

// I forgot bluesky existed for a second

// I just got a notification about a DS3 trailer from a fake trailers YT channel. The momentary heart palpitations UGH

As I said, I’m just stating the facts. And besides, saying that to *me* would be a bad idea in general

I’m just stating the facts. If anyone said that to me, I’d be very concerned for their well-being. It’s something you say last-minute when you’re bleeding out on the floor.

C.

I’m headed for an interdimensional field trip. I’ll need to restock the fridge and revisit valuable allies. Shouldn’t be more than a month or so

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝... 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. #OWRP || #MVRP

// this is just all of rpsky

❝ For a guy who's just fast as me, I always seem to be too late. ❞ • A literate and descriptive portrayal of Peter Maximoff. • (Multi) ship w chemistry. Bisexual. • Multiverse and OC friendly. • Heart and retweet to spread the world. ( More information below! )

// Can we be respectful to other writers, not jump into their DMs and start weird situations THEY DIDN'T AGREE TO WRITE?? CAN YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE REST OF THE WRITERS AND ASK IF THEY WANT TO WRITE THOSE SLS AT ALL? ALSO. CAN YOU NOT BE WEIRD AND DISGUSTING TO FEMALE MUSES??? Thanks 🙂