"Those toys are rather cute, I don't understand why you all seem to have such a problem with them."

"I see my brother is still as acidic as ever."

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑙 𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑖𝑛- The Son of Satan Arrogant Bastard Big Trident 25+ MVRP

“Stupid Wordl.”

Well it is Spooktober.

“Baby come back.”

"I can't wait until I have myself a male-wife."

"I'm going to get whatever looks delightfully cream-filled." She grinned, moving in to brush off non-existence fluff from his shoulder. "Just like I plan on being later tonight. After your Brimstone."

So long as she didn't have to get wet. (she probably would anyway) "I should have made cookies or something. Although, that would be extremely out of character for me." "I'm sure coffee and something flaky and sweet will do." She watched him dress, casual wear. Western casual wear.

He would be horrified by the truth of it She leans up to steal a kiss before wriggling out from under him, summoning clothing and brushing her hair with her fingers. “Then I have no time to make the follow joke, but you already that it was hilarious.” -

It’s tempting to push him off.

Like, late, late?! “Yǔ, are you…. Late?”

“It’s very cold, my feet are like ice.”

“I am the sleepiest Hell-Lord.”

"I don't wear lipstick. My lips are naturally this colour." Lies.

Swimming was fine. Swimming in the deep ocean was not. "Really? Can we do that? Just throw people into deep sea prisons?" "Can we throw them in there and let all the water in? That would be hilarious, honestly."

“Why don’t you ask her for a bite?” Mmhmmm. Sussier and sussier. She’s narrowed into slits.

“You’re acting very sus. As the kids say.” “Sharks eat strange things, a lipstick is hardly the strangest.”

“That was quite the subject change, Yǔ Zhe Liu.”

“Why darling, would you lie to me?”

"Uh-huh."

"You don't expect me to swim, do you?" The one thing she wouldn't do for him. Not since that time with Namor. When he'd still been a prince.

"So long as you're not making them call you Master or some such nonsense."

"I see. Well, if he can't make it, perhaps we can visit him instead? If that's possible." The way he said it made her think that there would be some difficulty, however she was willing to try anyway.

"Why do you have so many young female apprentices?"

It’s a couple goal or something

Planning an takeover, a wedding, and trying to find time to conceive a child was all very stressful. And left little time for more enjoyable things. "Not your father?" She had met him, briefly. And she's never mention that to him given the circumstances. "Who?"

“I think I would have liked to meet her and congratulate her on having such a wonderful son.” As for what she saw in him, well, hadn’t they unleashed all that in the Library? Horns and all?

"Who made you so damned cute?" "With that hair that just stands up on end and those cute ears. I have always admired a good pair of ears, you know."

“Oh darling!” “I’m going to *** on your **** and ***** until I ****.” “Then I’ll *** you to the *** and **** you absolutely senseless.”

“We all make bad choices. If we didn’t, I’d be out of a job.”

"Do you ever look back at an ex and think, 'ewww, what was I thinking'?"

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"Better stop looking or your eyes will burn."

"Feeling a little chilly, actually. How about you warm me up?"

Unhinged mood this Saturday

“I should be in the Christmas chat.” “I have Santa in my name.”

It’s far too early.

“We’ll find a little cove surrounded by cliffs where nobody else can access. And I’ll make you unwind.” That was a vague threat, and she kissed him on the forehead to make sure he knew it. “Breakfast by the harbour also sounds wonderful.”

She’d been there before. She’d picked lavender and sage off the mountains and visited a little church made from wine casks. A long time ago. “Let’s stay the night. On the beach. We can use the bed we used in the library and cast a few cloaking spells.” -

"Sifnos. It smells divine there, all the lavender." She'd take the opportunity to soak up the sun, too. "And of course, the lavender will do you the world of good, too. Maybe you'll relax a little."

"I'm craving Greek. Some grilled fish, lemon potatoes, mixed vegetables in olive oil with cracked black pepper. And some of that apple cake they make." Craving a specific food? How unlike her.

Hands already stroking his hair, she hummed. "Maybe you need a break. Let that brain whittle away at it, undisturbed. While we go for dinner. Out in the big world."

"Whichever one you need." "I'll have some coffee brought in, or maybe some wine. And you can have a bath in a little while."

Patting her lap for @mysticalphysician.bsky.social to come take a break from work.

He's determined to up her nutrition and make sure she's eating real food on a regular basis. "Good morning, have you a busy day planned?"

She was smiling softly, eyes closed to let his recital wash over her. "I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes." She hummed softly. "But I will also objectify you as often as you wish and ravish you nightly."

𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑬 🖤

“Mmhmm.” She hums. Fingers sliding into his hair so she can stroke it backwards, almost as though to see his face better. Though his hair was never in the way. It’s an excuse to touch him. “And when I do compliment you, your face lights up so sweetly.” -