No #SexySaturday. Just this. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xUrNPA/

John shook his hands a couple of times and the flames dispersed. "That better luv?" He smirked as he sat up.

《TARDIS》 New Header for my boy Johnny. 🥰🌈💜

John's goals for 2026. 😁❤️

It's Friday. You know what that means. #FuckingFriday 😁

For what it's worth he means it with all of his heart. 🙂‍↕️

For @midnightprestige.bsky.social for the upcoming Valentines Day. 🥺❤️

John nodded and grinned as he combined his two bottles of whiskey into one. "What kind of undead we talkin' about?"

John grinned as Frank handed him a bottle of whiskey. "Thanks mate. I appreciate this. Any time ya need something magic related I'm your man."

This is a huge reason why he drinks so much.

John huffed as he held up his bottle of whiskey. "This is what keeps me goin' mate. Keeps the past away too."

John made a disgusted face as he took a drink from his bottle of whiskey. "Fuck no mate. That looks fuckin' disgustin'."

"I don't remember having these." He's chronically drunk and often blacks out.

He's running screaming from the next person who tries to force-feed him vitamins or anything healthy.

More bad occult advice on this #SaltySaturday. 😁

Introducing "Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?" Loki Laufeyson "No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch." The God Of Mischief And Trickery.

It's #SeductiveSunday and he's ready to fuck a demon. 😘❤️

John chuckled as more rocks spilled from where he'd hidden them in his sleeves. "Oh bollocks!"

John sighed as he tucked the cigarette away pulling out a small bottle of whiskey he kept on him all of the time. "Why not? I may be a bastard but I'm not heartless." He twisted off the lid and took a drink from the bottle.

"That's a trade secret. If I told ya I'd have to kill ya." He smirked lightly joking. Nodding a moment later. "Yeah, you can keep it, luv." He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.

"That is called magic luv." John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis. "Take a look."

John grinned and winked at Aspis as he sat up his hands still clasped together tightly. "All good luv." Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.

Dives to the ground near @childofstheno.bsky.social his hands clasped together tightly.

Some bad occult advice on this #ManicMonday. 😁

He didn't really want to leave but he knew he had to. For Zatanna's safety. He did have stuff he needed to do. "See ya Zat." He murmured before heading out.

John began to feel antsy and hopped to his feet. "Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."

"Why are ya blowing on my hands eh?" John murmured as all of Rose's blowing woke him up.

《TARDIS》 I'm cackling imagining Rose blowing on Johnny's hands to try and put them out. 😭🌈💜

"I see. I see." John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.

"Oh? I'm cute?" He's grinning even more at that. "I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"

Leans over and plucks the coin from behind Zatanna's ear as he grins at her.

He's okay. He just needs to sleep it off. Which he's doing right there on the ground.

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"I know that you're a twat!" John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist. "Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"

John wakes sometime later. The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much. Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face. "Thawne. . . ."

John might be watching to make sure she enjoys it.

Then he does a 'magic' trick and makes the coin 'disappear'.

I wish I could remember ‘the good times’ But those were the first to leave my mind

If he'd been fully conscious, he'd have corrected Thawne, but as it was, he was absolutely plastered. He's starting to wake up but cannot dodge Thawne grabbing him.

Mumbles and is vaguely aware of Thawne's presence. "Who's there. . . ."

Shows up at @tophatsorceress.bsky.social place absolutely shit faced.

Sighs and magics the crumbs away. "Is that better luv?"

Catches it easily and flips the coin over his fingers like the show off he is.

"Your burger milady!" John presented Zatanna with her meal before he sat down to enjoy his own.

Shrugs. Not his problem. He's not the maid.

"I'm always shit faced luv." John grinned at Zatanna as he took a drink from a bottle of booze he had stashed in his coat.

Watches eagerly. "Do it Zat! Do ittttt!" He might be(definitely) drunk.

"What?" Tries to speak around the mass of brownie in his mouth.