oi! alright! i'm up. i'm up. ( he's having a really, really bad day. )

​"I am the vampire Lestat. I am the one who has dared to tell the truth. ​Welcome to the stage. I am not a monster to be pitied, nor a soul to be saved. I am the dark prince of the evening, the brat prince of the night." lebrat.carrd.co 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 #вαвz

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘙𝘰́𝘵𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴. 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster." The Lord of Darkness | King of the Night Ruler of the Forces of Darkness & Chaos on Earth #RP+18 | #Parody | Independent Portrayal | Immortal | Shape & Size Shifter #Follow | #Like | Re-Post #Dracula |

#SelfLoathingSunday [ edit by supershazamae on tiktok ]

"This is why you don't trust a Tzimisce. "

( john is sprawled out on the floor sleeping. he doesn't care if hell is invading. it's saturday. let him rest. ) 😴

why do demons have to get up to trouble so early on a saturday morning?

No #SexySaturday. Just this. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xUrNPA/

John shook his hands a couple of times and the flames dispersed. "That better luv?" He smirked as he sat up.

《TARDIS》 New Header for my boy Johnny. 🥰🌈💜

John's goals for 2026. 😁❤️

It's Friday. You know what that means. #FuckingFriday 😁

For what it's worth he means it with all of his heart. 🙂‍↕️

For @midnightprestige.bsky.social for the upcoming Valentines Day. 🥺❤️

John nodded and grinned as he combined his two bottles of whiskey into one. "What kind of undead we talkin' about?"

John grinned as Frank handed him a bottle of whiskey. "Thanks mate. I appreciate this. Any time ya need something magic related I'm your man."

This is a huge reason why he drinks so much.

John huffed as he held up his bottle of whiskey. "This is what keeps me goin' mate. Keeps the past away too."

John made a disgusted face as he took a drink from his bottle of whiskey. "Fuck no mate. That looks fuckin' disgustin'."

"I don't remember having these." He's chronically drunk and often blacks out.

He's running screaming from the next person who tries to force-feed him vitamins or anything healthy.

More bad occult advice on this #SaltySaturday. 😁

Introducing "Oh come now, surely you had to expect it to not be this simple?" Loki Laufeyson "No, im not some..brute like my brother, I prefer a much more...delicate touch." The God Of Mischief And Trickery.

It's #SeductiveSunday and he's ready to fuck a demon. 😘❤️

John chuckled as more rocks spilled from where he'd hidden them in his sleeves. "Oh bollocks!"

John sighed as he tucked the cigarette away pulling out a small bottle of whiskey he kept on him all of the time. "Why not? I may be a bastard but I'm not heartless." He twisted off the lid and took a drink from the bottle.

"That's a trade secret. If I told ya I'd have to kill ya." He smirked lightly joking. Nodding a moment later. "Yeah, you can keep it, luv." He flopped backward and pulled a cigarette from somewhere settling it between his lips.

"That is called magic luv." John continues to grin as he held out the rock to Aspis. "Take a look."

John grinned and winked at Aspis as he sat up his hands still clasped together tightly. "All good luv." Making sure Aspis was looking at him he suddenly pulled a shiny rock from behind the other's ear.

Dives to the ground near @childofstheno.bsky.social his hands clasped together tightly.

Some bad occult advice on this #ManicMonday. 😁

He didn't really want to leave but he knew he had to. For Zatanna's safety. He did have stuff he needed to do. "See ya Zat." He murmured before heading out.

John began to feel antsy and hopped to his feet. "Well, I gotta get going, luv. See ya around sometime."

"Why are ya blowing on my hands eh?" John murmured as all of Rose's blowing woke him up.

《TARDIS》 I'm cackling imagining Rose blowing on Johnny's hands to try and put them out. 😭🌈💜

"I see. I see." John had to be careful. If he let himself get too close bad things tended to happen.

"Oh? I'm cute?" He's grinning even more at that. "I thought I was just a feckless bastard?"

Leans over and plucks the coin from behind Zatanna's ear as he grins at her.

He's okay. He just needs to sleep it off. Which he's doing right there on the ground.

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"I know that you're a twat!" John lunged and tried to grab Thawne's wrist. "Let me out our I swear I'll burn your sodding lab to the ground!"

John wakes sometime later. The cell is much nicer than other cells he'd been in before. But he was still locked up and he still hated that so very much. Seeing Thawne lurking outside his cell had him cursing as he rubbed a hand down his face. "Thawne. . . ."

John might be watching to make sure she enjoys it.

Then he does a 'magic' trick and makes the coin 'disappear'.

I wish I could remember ‘the good times’ But those were the first to leave my mind