flood these nuts

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

:)

Brother. You must be a reference for my employment application. Without our joint effort, this dream will surely fail.

Congratulations, brother!

He’s undercover. No one will know it’s him.

GASP. “AWASHAHSHAHA!” He’s now face first into the bowl, tail wagging excitedly.

He slowly turns, eyes locking onto the hotdog.

He’s hollering at the closed hotdog stand. He wanted hotdogs! >:(

<— is Jeff the Land Shark.

“Mrr.” He’s drooling already.

“Awashahshahshs shahshahsa wahhh.” A scary movie is on the TV and given the torn apart room, he couldn’t find a way to turn it off.

“MRRR!!!!” Cue some purring noises.

(He’s so excited. Lots of spins, tail wags, cooing, and tippy-taps.)

//: I need to make Jeff a real pinned and layout But here I am

MOMMA!!!!! AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!

MOMMA

tfw the best bath is in the washer

“Mrr mrrrrrrr mrr mrrrr mrr.”

“Mrrmrmr!” He’s talking through his teeth, which are currently working to destroy the new toy.

Challenge accepted. The rope will be defeated.

NEW TOY.

Once the food is gone, Jeff gives Blue a few licks of appreciation and then sits there, waiting expectantly.

A play mate? His tail is wagging as he completely annihilates the food on the plate. No crumbs.

Blinking, one eye at a time.

Acceptable. Cuddle time.

……….. “Mrr?” And the snacks? Where are the snacks?

He’ll need guests. Other truth seekers, not afraid to lie to spread the truth.

They tried to kill him for speaking the truth. But no flowers could keep him down.

“Mrr-mreeeeven!”

“Mmmrr. Mrrrr mrr prrrrrhht. Aswashaha. Mrr? Mrr, mrr prrrr mrrrrrr.”