Oh no. Secret weapon time. “Mrr mraaaah!”

“Mrrr Mrr mrrrr mrrrrrr Mrr. Mrrr mrrr mrrr wissshy?”

“Mrr. Momma arwishahsha. Priiiii! Awashshahaha awlooaoao. Mrrr Mrr Mr!

“Arroooa mashamasha. Wisisisuse.”

Cheap therapy here! Bring fish…. Or any kind of food.

“Mrrr mrrr mrrrrr mrrrmrmrrr awasahahsa!”

Thairapist 1 fish 4 5 minits

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Taking notes. Nodding. Mhm, mhm, mhhhhhmmmmm.

Tell Jeffy how you feel.

“AWAFARASAMAMAWA MRR!” He can smell food and is babbling excitedly. That is probably a yes.

Blooming onion…?

“Mrr! Awafawasawasaswamana!!!!” It seems to be a yes.

(Like this!)

🫧 Yaaaaawn.

Be like Jeff He may be a shark be already understands common sense better than us humans

They think he is just babby. Turns out fat babby

Remember: So does Doreen.

Remember: Jeff hates ICE.

“Mrrrr!”

BROWNIE TIME?

:P

“Mama!” Looks at Supergirl. “Mama!” Back to Gwenpool. “Mama!” Back to Supergirl “Mama—!” He’s gonna do this for a while.

Mama! :D

He’s following, images of steaks dancing in his head.

:| :D “Mrrr wawafawas!”

“Mehp.” The room and Jeff are covered in splattered paint. A white canvas sits in the middle of the mess, untouched save for one painted paw-press. “Yah-daaaaah!”

Mama!!!

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

MRILL PREE!!!! RAWFRASHATA MRIPEIRIEIIE!!!!!!!!

//: Jeff doing that stare that cats do when you meow a little too well

Mrrrrrill preeee!