Yeah definitely deep frying the rat

( She can’t do much with the rats, but she’s going to at least stop the “gifts” from being taken. ) ( Taken? Thrown away. ) …

You know it’s the holidays when you find rats on your desk

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I’ll be going on break, a mental cleanse from socials until I regain my writing muse again. Unsure on the timeframe, but for those of you that have my Discord— I’ll be available there. All of my accounts will be put On Hold until further notice. Aedific will be put On Hold until further notice.

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windy. damn do i need to catch up with follows 💧

He can get coffee after his stab wound is taken care of. Tooo late— tail snagging around his arm. An arm over his shoulders.

windy. pain transference ✨

His stab wound-? Not for long. C’mere Robert, let her touch you.

Yeah, tell Robert or Blazer that

windy. but youre so cute 🥺

Damn right I am.

“or whatever” sure mate

Dismemberment is a good idea.. can’t kill though, it’s against Phoenix code. ( As much as she wants to, that would make things a WHOLE lot easier. )

Yeah I didn’t know either— until she jumped my ass. Healed now, I’ll be fine.

This— watery looking bitch? Didn’t recognize her but she recognized me.

…. I’m a little pissed. A little.

Yes I do! Well— now I do.

Demon princess from hell— whatever her name is. < ( Forgot. ) Something something killed her favorite servant something something

You too?

windy. i regret nothing

windy. my gosh hes fucking adorable

Now usually when you get a bunch of cash shoved in your pockets, you start stripping and give a show- ( MAL )

windy. perriot the way cirrus is the same they’re loaded but they dont use NOTHING

( +??? Likability points for Lady Death. )

A mattress on the floor doesn’t * count. That’s just sad.

I bet you don’t even have a proper bed.

windy. You’d be surprised how many omnivores there actually are..

Why are you paying for all of us when you can’t even decorate your apartment? 🤨 *

windy. they wanna kiss us so bad it makes them jump!

In that case double Sonar’s— I’m taking the same.

windy. i come back to the fifty five reference and IMMEDIATELY jumped

HAH ! Oh that’s rich

Yes she’s here. Yes she’s dressed for the cold. She’s not getting snatched up back to headquarters over a coat.

oh you’re one of those royal brats, great. ( why is one of hell’s princesses up top- nevermind. ) ( what. ) pft- you’re going to have to be more specific, i’ve killed A LOT. ( okay, rebound— step back, pull your sword back. )

( ow— ow. ) fucking hell— ( okay, sword it is- she doesn’t mind swinging it down as hard as she can, a growl clawing out her throat. ) well you’re definitely not my “mortal enemy”, hah- is that your name? delusional? i’ve heard some shitty villain names

( who the hell is this lady— okay that’s enough— portal beneath her, try swiping at the ground. ) ( and coming out from behind, boot to ass. KICK. ) i mean, fair- but weird coming from a stranger, didn’t realize i had * fans down unda’

windy. what fnaf gif is it.. confused, i saw the no afterwards

( Sorry— can’t answer the dispatcher right now. She just got JUMPED- ) WHAT THE FU- ( Okay, totally got this- kick this sad sack OFF. ) Usually I get a few drinks before getting all handsy, you’re rather bold aren’t ya?

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windy. IMMEDIATELY JUMPED???

( .. not snitching. ) how are you not cold

( … you ever feel like you’re being watched? ) ( glaaancing around. )

Orion! Patrolling this area huh? ( You better also be dressed warm, she’s not about to get in trouble too. )

Greaaaaaat—-

I hope not

If anyone calls in about getting their asses kicked— they asked for it.