It's funnier using twinks. [ Soft rumbles while rubbing his fuzzy cheek against the others head. ] I'll share whatever you want me to. Limited time offer.

[ Nudge nudge. ] Only guy i'd share my twink stash wish. Damn right you are.

[ Taking care of Veritates nose bleed from to ordeal. Of course the temporary dispatcher had expressed concern over the sudden communication cut. But information was information. ] I thought you didn't bleed. [ He sighed as they just let put a nervous laugh. Giving a wave of dismissal,

[ Meanwhile not local freak is scouring the city. Atleast he's not sweating balls out here. ]

Midday snack #mechabat #dispatch #sonar

Sure but if I stay city you'll take desert. I'm not getting heatstroke out there.

Only now? I thought you looked up what the description was before hand. Dude.

[ Strange hide out here. They've been putting in work for this information, large ears on a swivel as the monstrosity clung to a nearby building. Beety red hues being the only thing visible. ]

Holy shit it's Tits Tuesday

You're kidding me right.

Work vacation?? Kinda. Still haven't seen anything weird.

[ Large ears rotated, perched atop a building. Sniffling yawn, he's on the look out. Nothing gets past this freak. Clicking his teeth together to send out invisible soundwaves for more information feedback. ]

Next i expect the microwave in our office to transform and murder us.

Just for you. [ He's leaning into those head scratches with closed hues; he's one content bat monster. ]

If I give it away it won't stick Roberto. Trust.

The next big thing.

Fine, I will. [ light grumbles, ears pinning back]

[ Tail wiggling behind him the mosnter let out a trilling purr. ] I might.

I have a great idea.

Robbie Roberto Boberto.

[ Big ol' rumbles came from the hybrid ] Unluckily the branch hasnt burned down yet. [ Toothy grin ]

Hanging around. [ Megabat detached himself from the wall ; hunching low and thunking his head into the others chest. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!! ]

!!!!!

[ Wrapping up for the day, thank FUCK. He's running out of cigarettes, the tragedy of it all. Trying to navigate a new city to get cigarettes... Another challenge.. SIGH. ]

Striving to be the local cryptid because nobody else is fit for the infamy that comes with its expectations. Not a destiny kinda guy but this one time? Absolutely.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝖢𝖠𝖫𝖫 𝖳𝖧𝖠𝖳 𝑩𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝑳𝙐𝘾𝙆☘︎, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒫𝘈𝘓.ᐟ ⠀

Think if I go out there again today i'd turn into a radioactive bat man?

have a light? #dispatch #dispatchfanart #mechabat

Fuck yeah. [ White hues glancing around before hues squinted towards the direction of a distant shape. Distorted by the heat. ] Dude theres others out here. We should take a look.

You may be right, but I can still complain. [ The hybrid said with a sigh as he took a long drag. Those ears like large satellite dishes for sound.] Beats sewer jobs. Sent that notice over by the way.

Ughhh this fucking sucks man.

[ Smoke breaks thank fuck. The weather here was too warm for his liking. Cigarette hanging from toothy maw, ears lightly flopping to the side. A little out of town mission turned into something more intensive for his liking. ]

Surprised you're not making any broken fax machine noises.

Yep. I said what I said .

Listen, Veritate said 'he' instead of referring to it otherwise. Usually that means sentience. And considering they got attacked by a sentient bot who could turn into a tape. I'm pretty sure it is.

Real shit; laughed my ass off about it for a solid two minutes. But yeah. Its real.

Apparently its a sentient car name Karr.

You look severely disappointed.

" Obviously, but in situations we're it isn't an issue? Absolutely. "

First it was evil cassette tapes now evil cars. What next, an evil toaster?

" Sweet, love scaring kids. " The hybrid SNICKERED.

Shibe Ty starz for evening out pinned Legend.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐘𝗢𝗨 𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀 𝖸𝖮𝖴𝖱 𝖳𝗜𝗠𝗘, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐌𝐘 𝐓͟𝖶͟𝖨͟𝖭͟ ᵎᵎ ⠀

" Shit like Robbie? Pretty sweet. But yeah no cars are basically obsolete at that point. "

" Wouldn't have guessed you were into cars. "

Me? Never. Don't know what gave you that impression.

Veri you might need to submit the report i've gone into a laughing fit twice writing his name out. Fucking KARR?

" Oh what the fuck . "

?????? #mechabat

You good?