Slumming it in premium select heading over across the pond for @ldnscall.bsky.social. Can’t complain too much the flight and hotel were all paid with points so it’s basically free.

Look at me I said thank you to a bus driver 🙄🙄🙄🙄 www.linkedin.com/posts/jessih...

So we all agree that the “voice” of AI tools is distinctly male, right? Like I read it all in a man’s voice and interacting with it half the time is just as annoying as interacting with a man.

Cute to see Benioff on the list

Exactly why I chose to go “backwards” into an IC role. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk9fDMYy/

lol big words to then disable comments 1. I don’t work at Salesforce and have been very public about my feelings about Benioff 2. I’m not British, but thanks! 3. I think it’s good to ask for accountability from our elected officials to do things

So using AI to build stuff is neat and all but it’s deeply unsatisfying. You don’t get the good feeling when you build something and you have to think about it and problem solve and then it works and you feel proud. That feeling is why I wanted to do this type of job to begin with.

If you are generally annoyed by people, I really can’t recommend air travel. Truly you encounter every sort of irritating, rude, and clueless dork possible.

Today I was advised that there’s a Salesforce known issue that was first reported and documented in May 2016 and it’s still a known issue almost 10 years later. Like what are we doing here people.

I’ll happily lose an hour of sleep to gain more daylight and feel like I actually have some life left in me after work.

Prince Andrew arrested over Epstein ties on the same day South Korea’s ex-president was jailed for life for attempting a coup. Lord, I have seen what you’ve done for others 🙏🙏 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Rest in peace, Blueberry 🫐💔

Yessss King 👑

Not me sledding into a fence. Happy snow day!

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Uphold is killing me one notification at a time.

So touched

#IBM is hiring entry level #Salesforce consultants www.linkedin.com/posts/kevinm...

Cheeky for Verizon to text me a payment reminder when their service has been unavailable for like 5 hours today

Dogfood is not and should never ever be used as a verb.

Damn it’s not that serious

So just starting a war now and kidnapping leaders presumably for oil… 2026 off to a great start 😭😭😭

Kitten at the cat rescue is a baby version of old diabetic Blueberry

Damnit Bitsy

I read this as Music! At the center of the earth like Panic! at the disco.

I think I now know more than I ever wanted to know about Salesforce Omni-Channel routing and would love think I ran into every gotcha but that would be optimistic.

I literally cannot believe I have to work tomorrow. Completely unacceptable.

Haven’t made macarons in many years - some of them turned out okay! And some of them did not lol

Might sell some crypto idk Wouldn’t mind a cool new car

Me after this week

Every time I travel to SF for work I end up deciding to take a redeye home instead of wasting a whole day traveling back east. So anyways I am a zombie today after a very intense work week and some fun personal drama as a cherry on top 🍒 Happy Friday!

New job - got into SF decently early - dinner at hotel - half am ambien and a face mask and I’m ready for an early night. Back to work full time tomorrow. I’m excited and nervous.

The evil mothership

Flying ATL to SFO today. Security at ATL was easy… so far my flight is only delayed 15 minutes… fingers crossed!

Welp my burnout break comes to an end next week but I did get to see the kitties today

A little less evil in the world today.

Me from a couple days ago thought it was a good idea to sign up for a 6:00 am Pilates class.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

It’s not even 6:00 and it’s dark outside and I hate this 😭😭😭😭

You ever just read a LinkedIn post that is so LinkedIny it actually makes your stomach hurt?

Today I had the kitten room - little bugs are so cute and sweet 🥹 and tough to photograph

It’s cold and rainy and I’m only minimally employed so I am having a nice afternoon

“They put aborted fetal tissue in the Covid vaccines” - my ex father in law, 5 minutes into seeing him for the first time in 2 years (and only the 3rd time total ever) at 10:00 am

If you’re a delivery man, maintenance worker, service technician, or have a job where you enter people’s homes don’t ask women if they live there by themselves. It really freaks us out. Probably you mean nothing by it but it’s not necessary to ask at all. Thanks!

I need to go to the gym but I am trapped

I like to be a little petty at work. Only when it’s justified though. Like I will happily bring receipts and be excessively compliant and communicative if someone tries to throw me or my team under the bus.

Volunteering at a kitty rescue to recover from burnout friends today

Almost spit my coffee out. Nah it’s not political at all.