So touched

#IBM is hiring entry level #Salesforce consultants www.linkedin.com/posts/kevinm...

Cheeky for Verizon to text me a payment reminder when their service has been unavailable for like 5 hours today

Dogfood is not and should never ever be used as a verb.

Damn it’s not that serious

So just starting a war now and kidnapping leaders presumably for oil… 2026 off to a great start 😭😭😭

Kitten at the cat rescue is a baby version of old diabetic Blueberry

Damnit Bitsy

I read this as Music! At the center of the earth like Panic! at the disco.

I think I now know more than I ever wanted to know about Salesforce Omni-Channel routing and would love think I ran into every gotcha but that would be optimistic.

I literally cannot believe I have to work tomorrow. Completely unacceptable.

Haven’t made macarons in many years - some of them turned out okay! And some of them did not lol

Might sell some crypto idk Wouldn’t mind a cool new car

Me after this week

Every time I travel to SF for work I end up deciding to take a redeye home instead of wasting a whole day traveling back east. So anyways I am a zombie today after a very intense work week and some fun personal drama as a cherry on top 🍒 Happy Friday!

New job - got into SF decently early - dinner at hotel - half am ambien and a face mask and I’m ready for an early night. Back to work full time tomorrow. I’m excited and nervous.

The evil mothership

Flying ATL to SFO today. Security at ATL was easy… so far my flight is only delayed 15 minutes… fingers crossed!

Welp my burnout break comes to an end next week but I did get to see the kitties today

A little less evil in the world today.

Me from a couple days ago thought it was a good idea to sign up for a 6:00 am Pilates class.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

It’s not even 6:00 and it’s dark outside and I hate this 😭😭😭😭

You ever just read a LinkedIn post that is so LinkedIny it actually makes your stomach hurt?

Today I had the kitten room - little bugs are so cute and sweet 🥹 and tough to photograph

It’s cold and rainy and I’m only minimally employed so I am having a nice afternoon

“They put aborted fetal tissue in the Covid vaccines” - my ex father in law, 5 minutes into seeing him for the first time in 2 years (and only the 3rd time total ever) at 10:00 am

If you’re a delivery man, maintenance worker, service technician, or have a job where you enter people’s homes don’t ask women if they live there by themselves. It really freaks us out. Probably you mean nothing by it but it’s not necessary to ask at all. Thanks!

I need to go to the gym but I am trapped

I like to be a little petty at work. Only when it’s justified though. Like I will happily bring receipts and be excessively compliant and communicative if someone tries to throw me or my team under the bus.

Volunteering at a kitty rescue to recover from burnout friends today

Almost spit my coffee out. Nah it’s not political at all.

Happy Sunday

I feel like the Forward Looking Statement needs updating to include the fact that the CEO is actively supporting an administration in its law-breaking pursuits. It's one thing to tow-the-line, but this is something quite different.

Not a bad Saturday morning with the babies

How do parents not have children?

Wtfffffffffffff

What a crock of shit from Marc Benioff — who appears willfully ignorant of news and facts and so thirsty for approval and attention from the Trump tech bros (who in the past mocked him relentlessly) that he is soiling himself in public www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

If you are in the ecosystem, and you are the kind of person who canceled Disney+ over the recent developments, this gives you something to seriously think about.

This is why I am not going to Dreamforce. This is why I will NEVER go to any official event ever again. If you are going - maybe reconsider. The community cannot condone this.

Oh no not the list of dishonest individuals 😭

Friends today at the cat rescue ❤️❤️❤️ This is the best burnout therapy ever.

This is a way to “blame” women/pregnant people if their kids end up being diagnosed with ASD and add stigma to one of the few options to deal with pain during pregnancy. Can’t wait for the inevitable “it’s your fault your kid is autistic because you couldn’t cope with a little headache.”

I learned yesterday that my daughter’s friend’s parents had their 3 cats declawed 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Does #bobaforce still exist? It came with a really cute little holder tote thingy!

Excited to resume my wild Friday nights of bake-off with kitties

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

I stopped working FT about 2 months ago due to extreme burnout and now on Wednesdays I get to volunteer at a cat rescue. Here’s some friends I met today 😻