People power still works: #Kimmel #aclu #freedomofspeech #1stAmendment #MAGA apple.news/AZMxgL8SSSda...

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

So @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social care to explain why your BBC News colleagues gave a party with less than 1% of seats in the House of Commons, an uninterrupted ONE HOUR long feed of their pipe dream policies? Isn’t it time you replaced Robbie Gibb or whichever Tory(/Reform) stooge you have in charge?

Disappointing article. Was expecting something with Ted Rogers and Dusty Bin. :(

Fixed his tweet for him x

I’m in Hell on Earth. Sainsbury’s at 3.20pm on a Sunday. It appears that the entire town has brought its children here to shout at them. I swear it was never normally this busy at this time.

This has now escalated into a “saucisson sec, cheeses and crackers” situation.

I cooked a roast chicken dinner and it was accompanied by these lovely ladies. #primitivo #campofiorin #wine

An interesting, if slightly depressing article on the oppression of the trans community in Nazi Germany and how it’s already going the same way in the US, under the Orange Stalin regime.

Pun du jour!

The perfect hobby doesn't exi...

Just helped a ninety-something down a step. She turned afterwards and said 'I do it for attention, you know.' #goals

When your conga gets high On aquatic supply That's a moray

Superb review. Such a shame that an iconic venue is letting itself down. I’ve always wanted to go there, having seen it on that Poirot episode, but now…not so much.

Imagine shortening your actual name so you’re named after a cheese, when you’re trying to be a serious actor #SaturdayKitchen. Who’s on next week? Stilton Cruise? Wensleydale Aniston?

100% THIS. Dyson is a weapons-grade hypocrite, having pushed for Brexit, then fucked off overseas and taken the jobs with him, after Leave (cheated their) win.

And there was this.

Tonight’s cooking companion. “Hop Hut Summer Slam” by Tiny Rebel.

Probably my most middle-aged and middle class post this week. Just went to get stuff to cook for dinner, and ended up buying a new set of pounds. One of the problems with having an induction hobbies you need sodding expensive pans, otherwise it won’t work. These are by Habitat. #panporn

A less fraught work day as the client who went live (having not tested things enough) seems to have calmed down. I managed to do some music stuff after dinner. I’m still wrestling with some aspects of managing sampling on the new Roland workstation. Nearly wiped out some of the Depeche stuff.

It looks like Melania fell into a vat of Bird’s Custard. #TrumpStateVisit

This is the best yet 😹😹😹

I owned the libs 🤕 YouTube short youtube.com/shorts/4o_64...

I’m a little bit in love with Rep. Jasmine Crockett. She’s not taking any of the Trump Administration’s bullshit, and perfectly sums up why Cash Patel is utterly unqualified to lead the #FBI.

I’m fit to burst too. Beijing Duck, super-spicy baked chicken wings and Chinese chicken soup for dinner. I may have over-estimated how much I could eat. Washing it down with a newly-acquired #gin.

Dear @bsky.app devs. Please could you add in some localised tuning so our trending topics (here in the UK) don't cover sports teams we've never heard of playing sports nowhere outside the US plays. Ta very much.

The first Fesshole I've read in a long time that genuinely made me laugh out loud.

Very important.

Biggest laugh I've had this afternoon. #TrumpStateVisit

Morning everyone! I hope you’re all okay on this dreary looking day! I’ve been a bit quiet on here but really only due to work related stress, and having to deal with a big launch that started on Monday. I would’ve much preferred a big lunch instead!

It’s been a good weekend, starting with Friday’s risotto. Last night celebrated a good friend’s birthday (he dragged me to our regular pub), then home to drink my whisky and watch episodes of The Sweeney until midnight. Family event at (step)mum’s care home today to celebrate her 97th birthday 1/2

FFS. Bloody @skeetsapp.com strikes again - rotating pics that weren’t taken on the same device! Here’s the daft dog demanding cuddles.

This is how my Saturday started. Coffee in bed, and doggy hugs, while we watch #SaturdayKitchen .

Make a band singular: Of course it’s not funny if you just remove the S from the end of the band name. The Thompson Child He/she Might Be A Giant F# (it’s a single black key*) *my band plays 3 songs by The Black Keys.

Wordle 1,547 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Boom!

Hesitated taking pics of the risotto as it’s pretty beige, but super-tasty (as long as you like a variety of mushrooms and garlic). I retrospectively took a couple. They’re a bit low-light as I couldn’t be arsed turning it into a photoshoot. Just wanted to eat (descriptions in Alt text):

Evenin’ all. Is this thing on? I’m cooking up a smoked pancetta and wild mushrooms risotto because it’s comforting and I’ve not cooked one in ages. Cooking doesn’t get tougher than this…unless you made me do it with my hands tied behind my back. #CookingWithMorose #MoroserChef

Evening all. Busy work day that ran on until 7pm. Then dinner. Then I decided it was time to re-wax my (non-Barbour) wax jacket. This task has to be one of THE biggest faffs to do. You have to heat up the wax until it’s liquid. Then, paint it onto the jacket with a sponge/brush/etc, before it…

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

Gary Lineker on winning the National TV Award, "It's not lost on me why I might have won this award" "Aside from presenting Match of the Day.." "Also, I think it demonstrates that perhaps it's ok sometimes to use our platform to speak up on behalf of those who have no voice"

Usually I play badminton on a Tuesday night, then the pub on the way home. After tearing my hamstring last week, I’ve ended up just doing the pub bit, which isn’t as much fun. On the upside, Stanley came with me.

Reform is like when you go to the Supermarket and there is nothing left on the shelves but you need to get something to drink. So you buy the bleach anyway. Give people something else and Reform are doomed.

Alright folks?

Morning Fawlty! Wordle in yet? Err I mean papers in yet? Wordle 1,542 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I’m halfway through the second episode of the new #MitchellAndWebb series #MitchellAndWebbAreNotHelping, and much as I’ve always liked their shows in the past, this just isn’t funny. I’ve not laughed once in 1.5 episodes. It’s clever observation but just not funny.j

Good evening all. I’m just back from band practice. Knackered but happy with how it went. We played four new tunes, two of which have little or no info on the notes/chords anywhere on the internet, so provided a bit of a challenge. Two Teleman and one Deep Sea Diver track, plus others.

Good luck to Larry Duff for whatever he’s doing at 3pm