How old am I? I’m insanely excited about my new electric rice cooker. That old.

Happy New Year to you all! 🎉❤️🏳️‍🌈

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My house since Christmas Day:

Wishing you all a happy, safe and love filled holiday season with your nearest and dearest. I’m about to dive face first into an enormous cheese platter. If I don’t return, avenge my death!!! 🤣❤️🎅🎁

Finally finished with everything for Christmas Day tomorrow! Now I can kick back, relax and catch up on the latest Alice Winters book 😜

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party.

7am on Christmas Eve and I went to the supermarket to buy bread rolls for tomorrow. I must have been out of my mind 😳

Don’t forget about the big Smashwords EOY Sale! All my books are 50% off including my Christmas romcom novellas!

LMAO it's me 🤣

Miss Nemesis is coming to get you! #catsky

My heart goes out to the families and loved ones of those impacted by the mass shooting event currently unfolding at Bondi Beach. Simply horrifying.

So true. :)

I was just required to prove I was over 16 with a selfie. The site agreed that I was over 16, then offered me a senior’s discount. How very dare you!

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oops it's her again

I'm old enough to remember when this was named GRIDS. It was a terrifying time to grow up as a young gay kid. There has been so much progress made since the 80s, but there is still a long way to go.

It’s been so long since I last bought a Windows-based computer, I’d forgotten how LOOOONG it takes to update the thing before you can use it… 😳 Thank goodness I’m only using it for playing some vintage games I played back in the 90s!

Ummm… 😜

Ok, I didn’t have “have allergic reaction to asthma inhaler” on my 2025 bingo card. In other news, this year can hurry up and sod off!

Join the Nolan Family for some chaotic, dramatic and hilarious holiday antics in my two Big Gay Family Christmas novellas! Book 1: books2read.com/BigGayXmas Book 2: books2read.com/BigGayXmas2

Today, I mentioned to a friend that I had a bruise on my knee but didn’t know where it came from. Their response? “At your age? It’s probably lividity.” I’m insulted but also impressed by this outrageous level of casual savagery. Bravo 😜

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Me whenever something in my life goes wrong:

Same as AI voice, get fucked. I'm saying this as a multilingual, long run language teacher, language acquisition specialist, avid reader, indie author... Stupid fakeass machines can't translate. They are shit. And so are you for offering this. Fuck off. Va te faire foutre! Baszodj meg!

Well, it seems all my recent tests have come back negative - which means my brain isn’t going to explode. I couldn’t ask for anything better on a Friday 😀

Bugs is an icon 😜

The next week is filled with such fun things. Blood tests, lung tests, hormone tests and much more. There’ll be more of my fluids in little test tubes than flowing around my body. In other news, I bought a counterfeit Game Boy filled with retro games, so my procrastination continues unabated 👍

Nemesis is stalking me 😜🐈 #cats #catsky

So many people I need to send this to…

CHATGPT IS NOT A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE

I’ve been so looking forward to this audiobook! @chloearcher.bsky.social is a genius when it comes to funny, sexy, nerdy MM sci-fi romance 💕 Check out the Tentacular Tales series in both eBook and audio - you won’t regret it.

While my little road trip was fun, it sure is good to be home. The furry little monsters missed me so much. So did the cats… 😜

It’s been a long day of driving and sightseeing. I’m ready for a quiet night at the hotel before driving home in the morning. This little break has been so much fun. I’ll have to do this more often 😀

Me too, weird shop mannequin, me too… 😳 #roadtrip

Scenes from the road, including the Australian Standing Stones Celtic Monument #roadtrip

Getting my Strawberry on! 😜🍓#strawberries #roadtrip

Bet that takes a bit of strumming 😜 #goldenguitar #tamworth #roadtrip

Overcast skies and country roads, but I’m having fun so far 😀

Today I’m going on a little road trip. I need some space and an excuse to test out my new car lol I’ll be back in a few days. I might even post a few happy snaps along the way - stay tuned!

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Due to a slight cockup with my car dash cam installers schedules, I have found myself stranded at a cinema in the middle of nowhere, about to watch a romantic comedy starring Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell. Please send thoughts and prayers 😳

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“Tuna?” “Yes.” “Catnip?” “On the list.” “What about-“ “Relax Alvin, I got this.”

October: (begins) Americans:

I’m dying! 🤣🤣🤣

I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.

Feeling good this morning. Recovery is one day at a time, but a combination of new meds and supportive doctors have got me on the right path. Being able to breathe and not having insane blood pressure is wonderful! ❤️

Nemesis doesn’t appreciate my latest joke purchase 😜 #catsky #cats #funny

I’ve spent the last two weeks catching up on all the stuff I haven’t done for the last two years. It’s amazing how much you can let things slide when grief takes over. It’s good to finally be back on track more or less 👍