The view from our hotel room does not suck.

When a tub of ricotta cheese is almost $7, a bitch learns to make her own!

Be so for real, Vanessa

Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂

Suck it, Kim Davis. Evil fucking hag, go back to under the bridge you came from. I’ve had to hear your name for entirely too goddamn long for one lifetime.

Our @heartsofpine.bsky.social didn’t win last night in a nail biter of a game I stayed up way too late for. Incredible effort to end a spectacular inaugural year. So proud of our boys. #upthehearts #wearetheboysofMaine #maine #soccer See you next season!!

I pretty much never ever want to see Trump’s ugly fucking face but I kind of wish we had a livestream of the meltdown he must be having right now 😂

First of many pantry drop offs today! Over $1,000 worth of food for weekend bags going to local students 💕

I started a local fundraiser on Wednesday to help food insecure kids/families in my district. My original goal was $600 to support a weekend backpack meals program. I’m stunned to share that as of today, my little local community raised $2,550 and now we’re supporting 3 diff food programs in town!

Husband hasn’t gone deer hunting in years but decided to this year with the price of beef and everything rising. Day 1 of the season opening today and he filled both doe tags!!! Yesssssss.

I reached out to our school district today to talk to someone who works with economically-disadvantaged students. I’m thinking about crowdfunding to put together weekend bags of snacks and shelf-stable meals that they can send home with students in need as SNAP stops (with their ok).

Welcome to Derry, Episode 1. Lets goooo!!!

Husband and I have been enjoying 90s/00s horror movies leading up to Halloween and so far my only take away is goddamn Monica Keena was/is hot. Perfect rack, my god.

This is very good

How to tell you just paid off your car? For the first time ever actually paying it off and not trading it in for another payment? A DEER HIT ME!! RAN INTO ME ON THE SIDE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!

I’m sorry @janetmills4me.bsky.social but no.

We’ve struggled with our youngest and her desire to always sleep in our bed. Recently we’ve made a lot of progress with letting her pick one night a week, day of her choice, and then sleep in own bed the rest.

I’m a raging atheist leftist feminist bitch who also wanted to get married and have babies and did. That is not what a tradwife fucking is!

They're out here beating clergy too.

Started the Ed Gein show (spoilers ahead or what have you) and admittedly he’s a serial killer I only knew the basics about so maybe I just didn’t know it it’s a Ryan Murphy thing but I really was not expecting the whole Holocaust subplot and I’m not a fan.

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Every time Mt. Everest is in the news I’m reminded of the coolest fact about climbing Mt. Everest: you don’t fucking have to!

The pain of waking up to notifications that your pre-ordered book delivered to your Kindle at 12:09 AM and you have a full busy work day before you can start reading it 😭😭😭

Now that the service is over for the 38th highest rated podcaster, let’s focus on what everyone’s wearing to the rapture on Tuesday

I was lucky enough in college to attend the Sundance Film Festival twice and the first time I also got to sit in on a panel with Robert Redford. Such a brilliant man and filmmaker and such a loss for the film community.

Just saw one of my fave Charlie Kirk reactions in a comment on TikTok which I will be using now: I will not be gaslit into mourning a man who became a statistic he approved of.

My bb looks like a Delia’s model here (minus the incongruous iPad). These are Old Navy jeans but they don’t make them in Women’s. Internet, please find me these I want them!

IN THIS ECONOMY 😭😭😭😭

Do I have any jeweler friends?

108 lbs down. Let’s fucking gooooo!!

When you have a really nice dog bed but the cat’s in charge

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social was SO GOOD and his two openers were also hilarious. Plus ASL translators for all of it!

Stop #2

Date night! Dinner before catching Josh Johnson at the State 💕

My youngest picked herself out an outfit while shopping this weekend and why she look straight out of the Delia’s catalogue 😂

How do I find a man that will give me money in exchange for me being mean to him with no actual contact? Because I need this.

Found a new (to me) press on nail brand at TJMaxx today and the packaging is HELLA cute.

Husband: “Why didn’t you come to bed sooner?” Me: “I was busy.” The busy:

We need some help; I got laid off. reposts, likes, and any donations help. We're trying to stop eviction so that we can hopefully nail a couple interviews and get full-time jobs. Anything helps. www.gofundme.com/f/keep-buddy...

Schlepped my ass into work so you know what that means…bathroom selfie! 😂

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kpqNes/ It was while watching this absolutely unhinged video that I realized chia seeds (like I do my overnight protein puddings with) are the same as ch- ch- ch- chia pets! I am 41 earth years old.

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775. I'd also call your senators/reps as well.

Friend: “How was your dork festival today?” Me: “Great!!” Maine Renaissance Fair 2025!

Ground wasps 1, Blanche, 0

Tbh, every drink should be served in a sippy cup. Less chance of spillage AND roofie-blocking

Chopped more of my hair off…life is good.

We finished Untamed with Eric Bana and Sam Neill tonight, highly recommend. Like 4 intertwined plots, surprises up to the final minutes, yet finished in 6 normal-length episodes. More of this, please!!