Playing deadlock is the most fun in a multiplayer shooter Ive had in like a decade. It doesnt hurt that there are so many goofy jokes and voicelines like Rem insisting they're Apollo's new little brother followed by me hopping on him in front of enemy Seven who goes "I see you have a little brother"

In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”

Been watching a lot of high quality art lately 🐀

HE'S PLAYING FORTNITE IN ISRAEL?! WHATS HIS ROBLOX ACCOUNT

Here at Adobe we believe no customer should go unpunished 🐀

the epstein files make it abundantly clear that individuals having this degree of wealth is directly the cause of every horrible thing in the world, and any coherent vision of a better future cannot involve billionaires existing. They have to go, be it taxed out of existence or otherwise removed.

crashed out to bros house and commit a yaoi dude thought he was chopped fr but no fanum stop me from snaxxing on that ass pwned his dick and or balls and got a bussin pizza on god oomfies dont even know 🐀

In Minnesota we've invented a new havana syndrome we call "minnetonka gut". It makes righteous sober individuals wasted at the wheel instantly. They should fear us and leave immediately before this weapon is deployed to all midwestern hockey moms.

sewer rat lip syncing animation test

Elliot Forhan for president 🐀

Blender test from 2024

“I think it’s time to pull out of Minnesota, that battle is lost," a Border Patrol agent said in a private chat I obtained: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads

Minnesotans defeat fascist chud manlet using power of friendship. Never been prouder to be in this state or this city.

Minneapolis, MN - Many more agents outside the hotel filing in, a few journos had weapons pointed at them. Teargas deployed at the small remaining protesters outside the hotel.

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something

They sent Vance here and I wish him a very slip down the stairs and piss your pants in negative 20 degree weather

People horny for pawbert from zootopia 2 kinda scare me after I saw the movie. I do not want to be horny for a grown adult furry elon musk type I refuse 🐀

My kidney stone is clearly a distraction from the epstein files 🐀

Once saw someone type the phrase "ethical spading" laughed for like 12 minutes never kill yourself life is too funny 🐀

LET ME OUT OF MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN

Ah. The miracle of borth.

I'm going to treat as fact Scott Adams has already reincarnated as a deeply racist baby in rural indiana 🐀

Before you use me you have to make an account on me. It will require your phone number, age verification, email, a password with a symbol and special character at least 16 digits long, and 2 factor authentication. I need your mothers maiden name, your first pet, and the name of your high school. 🐀

If this man had a spine he would become the king of minnesota overnight but instead he's preaching civility as we're getting more invaded every day with more random acts of deputized fat proud boys enacting their dipshit violent fantasies on civilians

Fox is reporting that ICE sent six kids to the hospital, including a baby, just throwing a flashbang at a random car

stuff like this is one of the reasons why it’s incredibly important to constantly film everything ICE is doing while terrorizing communities bc it humiliates them

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Ice agents going into a conference room and beating up the guy who murdered a woman like a scene from a seth rogan movie in the hopes they can claim he was attacked

Every time there's an update to Palworld the base building gets more juice and I end up making some absurd monstrosity

Stuffing cappuccino powder in my dick like a musket to make the load pumpkin spice 🐀

Being venezuelan american sucks so much ass bro almost my whole family has fled the country and now they're Iraq'ing Venezuela and I have to sit here while a bunch of dipshits celebrate because they think everyone outside of the united states is a caveman unless they live in britain

if macro furs are so big and strong where were they when godzilla attacked, huh?

I DONT WANT COGNITIVE ENHANCEMENTS I WANT A GUN FOR A KNEE YOU FUCKING PENNY GOBLIN

that one yugioh playing friend I told I'd play yugioh 30 days ago but then didn't and now I gotta sit here while he looks at me like this @kingretrokirby.bsky.social

HIT ME HIT ME NO HOLDS BARRED

putting my friend in a Fabulous Beasts panel while they're asleep 🐀

Inflicting my friends with 70's canadian braocdsat for crhitsams 🐀

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Don't come to my house for christmas I am alone and awkward so I set up a series of home alone style traps for myself to fall for 🐀

when she tryna cheer me up

drawing that chud in call that keeps threatening to bite me peg me and eat me not necessarily in that order luckily she doesn't turn on bluesky to get my ass here or I'd be cooked 🐀

I'll fuckin do it again

this fat fuckin chud in call with me sends me pikachu with their mouth open and tells me to get in so I made them the pikachu

This game has a demo and y'all should try it and listen to all the soundtrack it's a fucking bop

No I'm not asking what the streamer's favorite condiment is and then covering myself with it are you insane I dont even use twitch so I can't ask. You do it, weirdo. And tell me what it is afterwards. You depraved maniac. 🐀

Would you do this for a friend?