Don't come to my house for christmas I am alone and awkward so I set up a series of home alone style traps for myself to fall for 🐀

when she tryna cheer me up

drawing that chud in call that keeps threatening to bite me peg me and eat me not necessarily in that order luckily she doesn't turn on bluesky to get my ass here or I'd be cooked 🐀

I'll fuckin do it again

this fat fuckin chud in call with me sends me pikachu with their mouth open and tells me to get in so I made them the pikachu

This game has a demo and y'all should try it and listen to all the soundtrack it's a fucking bop

No I'm not asking what the streamer's favorite condiment is and then covering myself with it are you insane I dont even use twitch so I can't ask. You do it, weirdo. And tell me what it is afterwards. You depraved maniac. 🐀

Would you do this for a friend?

Me and five of my smelliest ogres are going down to the games workshop to fight with our cardboard speculative assets we gamble on all week. Chicks will totally be there bro, and smelly 🐀

Recreational cathiter cannabis fucked up my gut micro biome

BIG ROUNDS

Because of the game awards I'm just now learning jonathan blow has gone completely nuts lmao

NIOH 3 FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE NIOH 3

I don't care if epic games has a sale. Bring back Rumbleverse or bust

Wow so glad I can get 25 percent off select sofware and use google play rewards and use amazon luna thats what I watch game awards for Clair obscur really making me want to play some clash of clans I'm so glad the game awards have shown 3 luna ads Im killi I'm killing myself download stadia today

she bottle me neck me my bottlenecky I my c until we p u

Followed somebody and they instantly blocked me 😔

[cw: nsfw, anal vore] warm stuffed buns (animation with sound)

im glad you all like him 🙇‍♀️ that was a lot more than i expected

Get Gulped~ #vore

This gif just makes me fucking laugh every time I see it and I love it so much I don't know who made it but I love you 🐀

I shall take up a martyrdom for the world. In order to elevate the levels of food that is Finger-licking Good, I must become the Toe-Sucking Evil...

give a man one dollar he eats a gumball give a man one billion dollar he park chung hee

yummy slurms

im in this video #flipnote #animation

Seeing ice come to saint paul is incredibly funny because they have no idea the type of communal action they'll activate until its too late and they're marooned on someones front lawn or a library by protestors 🐀

There are days I spend more time dissociating than any other activity and I should probably do something about this 🐀

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Y'all fight and eat your family or whatever, I'm gonna stay home and read Capcom design works instead because I defeated my family long ago 🐀

Falco x Slippy Commission for @cubot.bsky.social 🐸🐦

Rat lake status there are now so many strangers contributing to this that I have no idea what any of them are planning, thinking, or doing anymore I welcome it 🐀

Walking into the dispensary a boy and coming out a holden caulfield 🐀

The ways I mix and make my coffee at home would get me hanged at a starbucks 🐀

Why are Boo's so hot bro why'd they give that cum basketball such a big tongue goddamn 🐀

Thank god I'm not into incest and only into normal stuff like being violently fucked and consumed whole and alive. 🐀

Learning a character I like is from Wisconsin gives me physical damage 🐀

In my restless dreams. I see that town. Rumbleverse 🐀

Bro hit me with en passant so I stuffed him in the comically large toaster from the poptart comercials. I'll see him in 30 seconds 🐀

There's a multi million dollar industry based on how many men don't understand that most women just want a schlub who shares a pizza with them and talks about their shared interests 🐀

I'm munchin yahweh dandruff by the spoonful 🐀

those hitboxes are crazy

A friend thought it would be funny to throw this invite up here to our server so I'm doing it discord.gg/9zCy7qjK

Sportsbetting needs to fucking go they renamed my local stadium to "grand casino arena" like god fucking dammit go away 🐀

Trying to lower my caffeine intake slowly so I'm gonna start taking midol instead of drinking 8 monsters 🐀

Buy Whiskerwood on steam it's awesome. The building system lets you freely stack, rotate, and place buildings on top of and around eachother until you make a rat kowloon walled city store.steampowered.com/app/2489330/...

GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGH TITTIIIIIIEEES