People aren't leaving; looks like more have arrived since we have. Someone just shouted "suck my dick" and the crowd joined in with a spontaneous "suck his dick!" chant.

finished watching MUSCLE now onto original 1984/1985 incarnation of the UWF. It really takes a visionary like Akira Maeda or Satoru Sayama to look at professional wrestling and say 'this is shit, it would be made better if we were kicking each other in the face as hard as fucking possible'

you are at home. you have food poisoning and are locked in the bathroom. you are alternating between pooping and hurling. lead singer of the verve pipe is knocking on door, he wont stop. he is saying we are all set up in the living room, waiting on you to come out and listen to us do "the freshman"

thinking about all these people again www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6wl...

went and played drums and saw friends and cats and now im on the couch pretending to be on saturn for the forseeable, friday overall has been fine

idk why I listened to it but the new Morrissey song sounds like it was considered for but ultimately excluded from the fifth volume of songs from & inspired by the motion picture Batman Forever

Pinedale, 1/8/2026, 6:47:32 PM

In a shocking turn of events, the world has a new Worst Jonathan Ross

Shit!

reminder that im still looking for video evidence of the Channel 4 show that turned Eastenders actor Mike Reid from Mike Reid into a rastafarian

My partner's second book is coming out in a couple months, it's fantastic, I know some of you freaks will be into this

Craig, Iowa Pop: 92 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig,_Iowa Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=22334720 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=57506172 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17880480

Dick, I'm very disappointed.

adding Antonio Honda to the wrestlers with actual real world good theme music list as by 2007 it appears he was entering the ring to Nadir's Big Chance by Peter Hammill

The other day I scraped the ice off my car window with an empty DVD case.

I think the snake is going to smoke weed, I think before the winter is felled we will see the snake in the 2026 comedy blockbuster 'Anaconda' smoke bare shit

the buses over here are advertising what looks like a comedy Anaconda reboot, they are constantly driving past, I am reading the American news via osmosis and then the normal news and then being confronted by the bus poster for the comedy Anaconda reboot while there's ice everywhere

i'm up to Vol. 5 of MUSCLE which is Muscle Vol. 11, 12, 13, 14 & Musclemania 2006 all in the same night and it turns out this is the exact same show twice over a weekend, some gear aside it's exactly the same, it's really really odd, approaching that Werner Herzog film where everybodys hypnotized

hear me out

Post Office Toivola, MI

the answer will either be new labour or margaret thatcher but why is there no innovative new age gritting machine for the pavement like some insane prick with a shovel and a bucket and industrial 'WELLINGTONS'

somewhere around 2005 I should have got really really into turntablism and become the turntablism guy

in an ideal world i'd be in the main event of wrestlekingdom but im here on the couch lying down and going "ARGHHHHHHHH"

I am confident that this venezuela situation will blow over, I say that as the son of a guy who firmly believed a lot of things would blow over

watching Muscle House Vol. 1, Great Sasuke has been adopted by Goro Tsurumi in order to become acting president of Muscle. The rest hasnt had subtitles so fuck knows whats happened since but it looks interesting.

having to block 16k follow micro internet celebrities during times of war is a mind numbing new part of the human experience

Anoka, Nebraska Pop: 5 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anoka,_Nebraska Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=11854278 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=29429379 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=11799718

I picked up an original copy of BJW Blood & Death History with some mysterious & not so mysterious autographs all over it a few months ago and i'm finally watching it for my first honest act of 2026, first match has ICEMAN all ICEMAN matches start off automatically at four stars

2026 I am requesting more money more beautiful clothes and more friends and interests and hobbies and love and charity and revenge

Succasunna, New Jersey Pop: 8,681 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succasunna,_New_Jersey Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=106459197 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=171718791 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=165256456

I saw this in my phone and was reminded of Donald Fisher forever receiving bad news on the cheeseburger phone.

according to letterboxd I saw 100 films for the first time in 2025, the worst one was quite easily 28 whatever it was Later and the best possibly The Werewolf Of Woostock or Four Riders or Yakuza Graveyard, thanks

navigating the Buyee customer service is something I dont wish on any of you

in the stranger things reunion show at least one of them will have become a power pop weirdo

i remember when i got biohazard's album state of the world address and on the lead track "state of the world address" the dude opens by screaming "it's the state of the world address! motherfuckeeeeeers!" and i thought hell yeah

pop by nsync is death metal

Beano #725, June 9, 1956

across the spider-verse is on and it seems terribe but Vulture just destroyed a load of Jeff Koons horrific shit ugly art for cunts so 10/10, switching it off there, amazing film

when I started going to local DIY gigs and events one of the great joys was people not knowing each other well and frequently threatening to wank one another off at the shows beforehand on messageboards

you really should be allowed to call people bastards and threaten to smash their faces up on here if they're demonstrably being a tit

have to pay me money to see that movie im not watching that little butthole play ping pong

hadn't seen temple of doom for decades until just then on ITV and forgot that it was basically a long montage of men twatting each other and then being crushed or maimed in horrific ways

I would have absolutely no interest in being trapped on a conveyor belt thats slowly moving me towards a big metal steamroller that crushes rocks

Oh! I got the original lyrics to Kung Fu Fighting on a tea towel for my wife this Xmas and she loved it, all the best to you and yours

its important to remember this christmas how tired I am and that I am handsome and well liked

Iron Butt.

cant wait to see everyone get killed by a mysterious fog in eastenders