i've added Take A Letter Maria to me drumming practice in case anyone wants to perform d-beat and RB Greaves covers

ive had to hide the laser pen from myself because ive been shining it at too many people from the window and winding them up and its clearly become a corrupting influence like the laser pen from Lord Of The Rings

Billy Idol has some advice for quitting heroin: Smoke crack instead. The singer-songwriter shared he went through that cycle in the ’80s: ‘It worked.’

very easy to sing "living in a wheelie bin" along to the song 'Living In America'

DENNIS

great that they finally reissued the Danzig albums in the age of '3 vinyls for £66'

people treat Boon so badly in these episodes of Boon and yet he never twats anyone in the face

somebody on telly just said "michael keaton in excelsis"

if I block the words 'tarot' and 'astrology' will I miss any news from some sort of death metal band called TAROT ASTROLOGY or d'you think it'll be safe to do so in the long run

if you make movie reactions on youtube you need to accept direct responsibility for fostering the environment in which a Scary Movie comeback can happen, you need to flog yourself

stage diving face first into the cement floor of Outbreak fest in the WORD TO YOUR MOTHER pleather jacket

coveting the Down By Law jacket from the awful Vanilla Ice film

Current* conditions near Sheffield Lake, OH:

the heavy thrash metal music of Loudness will bring the world together

whenever my dad got a new car and I was in there alone for a few moments id heat this thing up and burn a circle into a bit of the carpet that he'd never see

im back, the weather has been nice and I saw some friends on the walk back and had a listen to GISM again for the 1000000th time, Monday gets a several out of 10 so far

about to go and get my last bit of root canal treatment done, I will be glad to see the back of the dentist quite frankly despite his wonderful personality and high wages

hier kommt die Axt unt auch, ja, hier kommt die Smasher, der ABRISS, ein WANDERKATASTROPHE

lots of great updates about a titheads neck

there should be a song like Psychobilly Freakout for each genre that's also just a cover of psychobilly freakout in the genre style

been out drumming since 3, have I missed anything mental in the world

overestimated how much novelty moog records id be able to handle in one session

Current* conditions near Holland, MI:

im posting with wild abandon because my blood sugar has crashed

this tit pretended to be a completely imaginary woman on a forum I was on a few years ago, using another persons photographs for years to cultivate the personality and everything, and then eventually started the thread about his own wrestling video posting his own compliments and thoughts

by that logic I could join the Billy Joel band and convince them to cover G.I.S.M.

i'm making a playlist thats Endless Blockades For The Pussyfooter by G.I.S.M. and then Just A Fantasy by Billy Joel over and over again and im going to that all week drums, CBT is over so I need a new target

Shit!

eating a pastie after having tried to play drums along to GISM for an hour there, very nice! recommended! 10/10 friday

Current* conditions near Hamilton, ON:

really not used to something normal happening in the UK

I will offend again.

just seen four labour councillors outside mine eating a nappy out of the bins and fighting over it

Current* conditions near Whitefish, MI:

im sorry but metallica have cancelled their concerts at the las vegas sphere and they will be replaced by the instagram lady who interviews dogs, support is still sarcofago and black stone cherry

my name is paul metallica and my band, metallica, will be playing las vegas nevada for all of you my wonderful fans from across the world in a series of concerts titled 'fantastic laughs and fun with metallica'

could be pee pee, could be poo poo, god forbid

Beavis & Butt-Head roguelike

absolutely made up this isnt coming out on PS4, was worried for a while there

Kash Patel has reportedly purchased two copies of Chung King Can Suck It

I cannot believe there's still 'weird al in the rock n roll hall of fame' guys out there in 2026

if they dont project the words 'EET FUK' onto this stupid thing then what the fuck are we doing here

the destruction or vandalism of any YBA art displayed in public is acceptable in all circumstances

'MARTIN REV'

im at my mum and dads, theyve took their dog for a walk so im here watching a nu metal countdown on the freeview, 1999 - 2001's idea of what a guitar should sound like is fucking horrific, I also think this period of time really fucked up peoples idea of what an acceptable bass guitar looks like

anybody who dislikes love you by the beach boys should think about joining the police force or becoming a bailiff

someone please create and sell me a Mobs - Diabolism shirt in XL because the one internet presence with them hasnt posted for three years. thank you.

bob dylan starts worst mosh ever, asked to leave furnacefest