JFC

Melania is 24 years younger than Trump. Karoline Leavitt is 32 years younger than hubby Nicholas Riccio. Olivia Nuzzi is 39 years younger than RFK jr. Got Epstein?

This.

If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime. If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder. It’s that simple.

The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker. Just to level set

I am 60 years of age (that's 420 in dog years) and I can tell you that in the early days of the internet, the internet was all about serving people and it was great. Now the internet is all about money grubbing and it's terrible. #truth

"Trump says ... " "Trump declares ... " "Trump claims ... " ^^^ Words that start headlines now that no one can believe what the POTUS says.

While Venezuela is not a fentanyl-or-cocaine producing country according to the UN, the president of the United States has touted an illegal land invasion of that nation while pardoning the former Honduran president who an American jury convicted of protecting the flow of cocaine to the US.

Trump's America

"We blow up ‘alleged’ drug boats in the Caribbean but pardon actually convicted drug traffickers in the U.S. Someone help me make sense of this.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...

Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.

Russia never won a war when Biden was president is all I’m saying.

Dear @profanity.accountant, Please tell me what a gutter mouth I am!

I ran into a hotel booking bot on the phone. It quoted me $260 for a room. I asked what it's fave color was and it disintegrated into botspeak, so I hung up. When I got there, however, the nice lady at the hotel desk said yes, they have a room and it costs about $170. #truth #DontTrustAI

WE ARE THE MONSTERS NOW Belloza, 19, had already passed through security at Boston Logan International Airport on 11/20 when she was told there was an issue with her boarding pass. She was then detained by immigration, sent to Texas and then Honduras, the country she left at age 7.

This, friends, is a classic "lake effect" snow event: cold northwesterly air blows over HOMES, picks up the relatively warm lake water, turns it to snow and dumps it on peeps in the associated "snow belts." Bonus tip: ALL of us in the region have mad & endless respect for the Buffalonians.

It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.

The hits just keep on comin' folks! "The humble price tag 'was like a little handshake. It represented an agreement, one price for every customer. But now that agreement is breaking.' And we are all going to pay." Paywall (ahem) free link:

"human safari" And the ghost of Richard Connell smirks over the yellowed pages of "The Most Dangerous Game."

Arlo Guthrie’s Alice’s Restaurant Required listening today!

Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

"Tech giants have taken measures to push employees to incorporate more AI into their day-to-day work. Both Microsoft and Meta plan to evaluate employees based on their AI usage." This is what happens when we throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea before it's sussed out.

Yikes. (via @steverattner.bsky.social)

Speaker Mike Johnson has reportedly told the White House that most Republicans aren't interested in extending ACA subsidies. Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican. They're selling out their own voters.

I just found out our darling 27-yr-old White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's husband is 30+ years older than her. Surely the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein is smiling down on this blessed union.

Seems like a good time for an Oct. 2016 flashback: “Every one of these liars will be sued once the election is over,” Trump vowed of the women who accused him of se-ual assault 9 years ago. “I look so forward to doing that.” Hm ... Any Trump supporters want to update me on how that ended up?

Dear Lord, Please require every person who ever supported Donald Trump to wear a TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING hat for the rest of time. Signed--An Atheist

"NBC News placed an order for a T1 phone in August, paying the $100 deposit for the purposes of tracking the $499 phone’s development. "The company provided no proactive updates after the order."

In the end, it didn’t cut government spending, and there was no promised “savings.” In the end, DOGE destroyed countless lives, ravaged American soft power, killed hundreds of thousands of people around the world (soon millions), & stole your data. Elon Musk should be on trial.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

"The Trump administration will not grant any special exceptions for Haitian soccer fans hoping to travel to the U.S. to follow their team at next year’s FIFA World Cup, according to the State Department." Fuck. This. Timeline.

"Journalist Ryan Lizza claimed he learned the meaning off a sexual slang term from a poem written by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Lizza’s ex-fiance, Olivia Nuzzi." I hate this timeline.

GAWD

The entire world is perplexed because the President of the United States appeared cordial in one meeting. That’s how crazy this timeline is.

Friends, our One Trillion Dollar Man is hard at work! "Between Sept. 17 and Oct. 17, Musk posted, replied to or shared content 1,716 times on his X account — about 55 times a day, on average."

We interrupt your daily doomscrolling for a timely reminder: Missy Ivana pledged her love to Donny until death did them part. But after bearing his children, he dumped for a younger woman. Then she "fell" down the stairs and ended up buried in a golf course. Trump is no one's friend. Ever.

me waking up and opening this app

The link is paywalled, but you get the picture. Keep this in mind when Trump/MAGA wants to change your Social Security payments from US dollars to crypto.

This podcast NAILS the terrifying AI bubble inflating the markets. Friends, it's not that the AI phenomenon is a nothingburger fooling the richest among us. It is very real and a whole herd of elephants is trying to get in on it, but only a few will succeed. God help us when the rest go down.

"The top Democrat on the Senate Finance Committee issued a report on Thursday calling for an investigation into whether JPMorgan Chase deliberately underreported more than $1 billion in suspicious transactions by Jeffrey Epstein." One. Billion. Suspicious. Dollars. Paywall-free link:

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

President Grab 'Em By The Pu$$y ~~has finally been usurped by~~ President Quiet Piggy

Florida officials have arrested Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, on child molestation charges. Johnson was previously pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol on J6. Johnson was trying to bribe the 11-yr-old victim with an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence him. ^^ this is MAGA ^^

Something that's just not flashy enough to compete with the daily headlines: How many addicts have slipped into relapse on account of our ongoing Trump nightmare?

"... cash customers can’t be treated worse than credit card customers — which means that some retailers are always rounding down rather than up to avoid massive class actions. "Kwik Trip, a large convenience store chain, says rounding down is expected to reduce its profits by $3 million a year."

trump = america last

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵