okay YES i DID sign up for that first 2 months for $5.50 premium CRAVE tv deal to watch the gay hockey boys but i gotta get my money's worth in these two months. guess who's watching every season of letterkenny and probably all of shoresy

someone commissioned a deeply insane alex jones rant as a dumbass commission a while back and regrettably it escaped containment. so now I live in fear of the conservatives who think its like, a legitimate and nonironic piece of work. people are trying to find who i am. i am not on x i will NOT go

fun fact i not only have a favourite branch to go to when i get my prints done but i have a favourite xerox machine, due to inexplicable reasons, is nicknamed "spiderman" on the dropdown menu

Mind you I was the least cool out of that group of renegades, I mainly showed up to cook and clean so that at least for a day or two they got to experience a clean house and a hot meal

gachiakuta really REALLY reminds me of the stoner art house I used to chill with back in university. rent was dubiously paid. one of the roommates ended up being my weedman and also my boss at a dive bar. Everyone had deeply insane and specific talents. One guy built light sabers, nearly dated him.

see i always have a designated hear me out that I think works best because without fail people ask me to explain myself despite it (in my opinion) not being all that out there. Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot from Batman the Animated Series. Fuck you veronica, I would have cherished that man.

Years ago, I wrote Tom Lehrer a letter asking if he would be open to an interview, knowing full well that he would likely reject me. I assumed I would never hear from him, but to my surprise, he responded and rejected me. I am honored to have been rejected by such a legend. RIP Tom Lehrer.

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

gotta post some recent commissions since there's been a dearth of calligraphyposting hashtag woopsies #art

Me, trying to explain Omegaverse to a deeply offline hockey bro: okay so, you know the goalie, yeah?

Heated rivalry and chucks coronation are inextricably linked in my mind because both are instances of me not minding my canadian tax dollars putting in the work. (They gave us a free BBQ lunch in the park when Charlie boy got his crown)

i love putting ingredients from wildly different income brackets in one sandwich. why yes, i WILL put in hunks of holiday luncheon tinned meat I bought at the dollarstore right on to prosciutto from the co-op that comes to twenty dollars at a minimum

Tits the season everyone, time to get your health stabs. I'm typing this from the waiting chair of the drugstore whilst I wait 10-15 to see if the vaccines (flu, covid) will explode me

The local mom and pop convenience/grocery has a pinup wall if recurring shoplifters and one of these dudes got papped at a bonkers ass Jojo pose walk that I can't help staring at everytime they're ringing up my energy drinks

the absolute funniest side effect of the VAs being who they are on Dispatch is that of the fanfic i've sampled so far it becomes SUPER clear when the author's a fan of cr1tikal. all of Sonar's lines are INSTANTLY and perfectly in-line with whatever pours out of charlie's mouth on a random tuesday

Walked into a small film theater to use the restrooms, walked out to realize there are people with appetizer tables and documenting cameras did I just crash a small premier to shit

listening to the howl's moving castle audiobook. damn the void sure is just Wales huh

I will take any opportunity to get more soup per soup

What they don't tell you about d tier internet fame is that you get Tony hawked in around 15% of all comment sections you come across doomscrolling

god damnit the silly frustration when you're commenting something you think is a unique observation and then the guy in the video commentating/analyzing the footage says the same thing so you fuckin just wasted 2 minutes of your time

huffing the air from my freshly opened packet of shrimp crackers like I'm ripping the fattest bump

on today's weird music deep cut: the backing tracks of the old xxxholic anime sound EXACTLY like something that would show up on Pesterquest

Tomorrow morning I gotta make a Ottawa to Toronto drive... So soon after the Jays loss... Hopefully the city hasn't burned to the ground

This is such a s specific Cut but does anyone think ramalama sounds like the burger shop game soundtrack

"oopsie doopsie your reply rate is lagging! :)" ETSY!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU ARE HERE TO BE A POS AND THAT IS FUCKING IT. YOU ARE NOT A STOREFRONT YOU ARE NOT A MARKETING TOOL YOU EXIST TO ALLOW WEIRDOS I FUNNEL IN FROM OTHER WEBSITES TO PUNCH THEIR MAILING ADDRESSES TO RECEIVE GOLDEN SHITPOSTS!!!

sometimes im opening up ms paint

this office comes with a builtin armwarmer

wait wait who the HELL is the english VA for the brother in "may i ask for one more thing" because HELLO??? YOU CAN'T JUST USE "DONNYBROOK" IN CASUAL CONVERSATION, IS THERE A CANADA IN THIS FANTASY EUROPE???

roughgrougruh i want rat meal i want cheeses and tinned fish and miscellaneous chunks of produce

s/o to the middle aged geeksquad employee who saw my laptop's fucked up keyboard drivers for 5 seconds, then took a single minute to log into store wifi, find update menus that I couldn't find now if I tried, and download a dozen drivers that fixed everything before asking me if i had a membership

if you can time a CT scan for your period, do so. that weird phantom sensation of pissing yourself that you get from the contrast is significantly less alarming when you've already stuffed a mattress down below

Save me local grocery store big pumpkin save me

“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

one of my fave things in the world is silly authors notes and translator's notes

If any Torontonians who actually do family thanksgiving are out there... Can I please come? I want turkey 🥺🥺🥺 I will clean dishes 🥺🥺🥺 Plese gib me cran sauss 🥺🥺🥺

the amount of fiber i've accidentally trained my body into accepting is worrying. If i am in a naked and afraid situation i would have to be airlifted out for bad tummy so soon

i got punched in the face by accident a few days ago and i've honestly been putting off going to the optometrist because I fear that he'll be unable to fully unfuck my frames. I dont wanna bust out the backup glasses :((

both roommates are out tonight so im doin feral housewife shit (handwashing shirts in the bathroom sink with dish soap to really get at those fucking oil stains)

fucked up a fancy packet of instant noodles. how, you may ask? well this is the first time I've ever had the type of packet where you boil the noodles separately and THEN stir fry them with the sauce packets instead of adding them to water. needless to say this is not a very sauceful meal :/

FATTY MEAT AND STRONG ASS WINE HIT WITH PERSIAN SPEAR BUT FINE STRONG ASS WINE AND FATTY MEAT ANCIENT PERSIAN SPEAR DEFEAT

Went to the bar the other night and had a staring contest with Lenin

As it goes

my dad added salt to a recipe that uses salted jellyfish and unintentionally created one of the worst first bites of food i've ever had. another in the ongoing joke we have of "were this imperial china, this would be a beheading offence"

im fighting the fucking depression demons rn with the canada post strike again and you know that 4chan greentext that was like "one time a nurse asked me hey, are you like, legit sad?" well. A car just passed in front of my apartment and all you could hear, faintly, is "DJ KHALED!!!"

ughghgh not the random fall heatwave confusing the trees again... the last three days have been nothing but sinus hell

woke up pissed because my dream cliffhanged me. tf do you mean my brain generated a thrilling as hell episode of batman the animated series where the rogues gallery is being slowly collected and put in exhibits by a mysterious force and i woke up without finding who tf it was

i got a specific corner of tiktok helping me hunt down an old man yaoi BL I read like 8 years ago. It has not been fruitful thus far

travels back in time for a fun bit of research, immediately gets into an argument with a neanderthal over how colourblind she thinks I am

The energy of befriending cosplayers who make sexy content and love to flirt for the bit feels like befriending host clubs hosts who run their practice routines on you. Text history looks like a love and deepspace dialogue and it's your 30 year old buddy from Tennessee lmaoo