i got punched in the face by accident a few days ago and i've honestly been putting off going to the optometrist because I fear that he'll be unable to fully unfuck my frames. I dont wanna bust out the backup glasses :((

both roommates are out tonight so im doin feral housewife shit (handwashing shirts in the bathroom sink with dish soap to really get at those fucking oil stains)

fucked up a fancy packet of instant noodles. how, you may ask? well this is the first time I've ever had the type of packet where you boil the noodles separately and THEN stir fry them with the sauce packets instead of adding them to water. needless to say this is not a very sauceful meal :/

FATTY MEAT AND STRONG ASS WINE HIT WITH PERSIAN SPEAR BUT FINE STRONG ASS WINE AND FATTY MEAT ANCIENT PERSIAN SPEAR DEFEAT

Went to the bar the other night and had a staring contest with Lenin

As it goes

my dad added salt to a recipe that uses salted jellyfish and unintentionally created one of the worst first bites of food i've ever had. another in the ongoing joke we have of "were this imperial china, this would be a beheading offence"

im fighting the fucking depression demons rn with the canada post strike again and you know that 4chan greentext that was like "one time a nurse asked me hey, are you like, legit sad?" well. A car just passed in front of my apartment and all you could hear, faintly, is "DJ KHALED!!!"

ughghgh not the random fall heatwave confusing the trees again... the last three days have been nothing but sinus hell

woke up pissed because my dream cliffhanged me. tf do you mean my brain generated a thrilling as hell episode of batman the animated series where the rogues gallery is being slowly collected and put in exhibits by a mysterious force and i woke up without finding who tf it was

i got a specific corner of tiktok helping me hunt down an old man yaoi BL I read like 8 years ago. It has not been fruitful thus far

travels back in time for a fun bit of research, immediately gets into an argument with a neanderthal over how colourblind she thinks I am

The energy of befriending cosplayers who make sexy content and love to flirt for the bit feels like befriending host clubs hosts who run their practice routines on you. Text history looks like a love and deepspace dialogue and it's your 30 year old buddy from Tennessee lmaoo

the raccoons outside are fighting again

if it was the 80s and chappell roan sold out, after midnight would be one absolute HELL of a waffle house commercial

coupla pieces from the recent commission pileup #calligraphy #art

guy wasnt even there to vlog the trip originally!!! he's going through this longass journey trying to get his dream bike from like, thailand to the UK or some shit and got waylaid in nepal for. Uhhhhhh. obvious reasons

ayyyy nice!

i can't stop thinking about that one vlogger who went to nepal for a fun lil content trip and woke up in a revolution. people in his comments section are like "damn dude went to bed a vlogger and woke up a journalist"

remember folks you can always simmer pork bones for 4-6 hours, or beef bones for 6-8 hours, then freeze the resultant high-concentration broth. apply to soup as needed :)

hang on i just saw the snw clip, shifting into spirk mode

ayyyyyy

i'm first gen chinese so my parents properly show love via buying me fruit. and im appreciative,i AM but moommmmmm why did you get red delicious apples. worst appel : (

A third gay nerdy/comic shit, a third random nonsense, and a third of the most delectable ocean bug footage known to man

Idk how I got here my by insta explore page is currently at least 25% the horniest seafood footage you've ever seen. Hundreds of dollars in massive crab legs and shrimp, popped out of shells and dipped into seafood boil sauces.

i love that only like a thousand of yall follow me on here i can drop the most random lore i want and its up to you if you believe me when i say i met my current partner at a fight club

honestly i didnt know what i expected with apothecary diaries but I'm pleased that it's more or less house MD in the ancient chinese court

I would NOT want to be the person to explain to the average japanese person that this deeply mid bento costs over two thousand yen

every time i am forced to purchase overpriced union station food court food because i did not plan my day well enough to eat before getting on the GO train I am always thinking, man, Toronto Ekiben sucks

i went on a zoo date the other day and let me tell you i was SO unprepared for how cute shrikes are in person. They're so tiny and they're such murderous little fluffballs. The one we saw had a little impaled mousy on the ground n everything

sometimes when i just need to cook up a vegetable to get my vitmins in and can't be bothered to Big Recipe the thing I'll just toss it in the wok with kimchi. The secret to no brain meal is sometimes "have you considered adding a pickle to it"

any trans men out there looking for a name i am BEGGING you to take something from the american team roster on the japanese baseball game "Fighting Baseball" plEASE DOES ANYONE SEE MY VISION

listen i dont read posts too closely sometimes and just now I mistook a post about sister carpenter from the silt verses to be about sabrina carpenter and it was about supporting women's wrongs and you know what? it can still work

continuing with my kuroshitsuji watchthrough, i leafed through some of the old manga and im reminded of how pissed off i was that during the school arc, they didn't make violet more obsessed with byronian works. dude got to be FIRST generation goth and there were little to no literary refs!

sometimes i wonder why the bit of calling netherite mining "fracking hell" never took off. Cuz that's generally the easiest way to do it. We're fracking the nether

if i ever need to torture my british friends for any reason i have concluded the most expeditious way to do so is to force them to watch the black butler english dub. hoooooolllllyyyyy shit

the only thing im thankful for vis a vis the dubai chocolate thing is that pistachio spread is beginning to be as available as hazelnut spread

and dont get me wrong i dont believe they've done this on purpose but i've been in deep depression-emotionless pit vis a vis the tariffs potentially killing up to 85% of my livelihood. The fact that phonetree induced rage is one of the first emotions i've properly felt in a week is. something.

the thing is, my parents are chinese immigrants in their 70s which means that yes, i get fed like a king when I come visit. BUT. I have spent several hours this afternoon setting up their bills on autopay and navigating despicable phone trees for them. I'm on the horn to PC optimum points right now.

Costco hot dog ... Fix me Costco hotdog ... (Also yes Canadian Costco does serve poutine, imo it is truly mid)

okay does ANYONE have access to the instrumentation they used for the background music/stings in kim possible because i SWEAR to god this movie uses the exact same sound library

look batman vs dracula is a wholly enjoyable movie but you DO have to wallpaper over that part of your brain that's overly aware of the penguin being voiced by tom kenny.

if u add some leftover rice to instant ramen it makes it more mealful

most of the time you get the feeling someone or something's watching you is paranoia. but sometimes. there is a raccoon.

Why do I have the digestive tract if the average white tailed deer. Like. I can eat meat but hoo BOY does my system get MAD at me after a day or two veggie/fiberless

Boil to soften. Angle grinder to cut the shell along the spine, drain oil and brake fluids, devein and clean, mix the meat with garlic, parsley, black pepper, lemon juice, and dill. Return to shell, bake while basting with butter and honey at 30 minute intervals. Serve over rice with green onions.

i think the household cat can smell the depression on me bc why else would she be sleeping way more in my room lately

man i swear to god i saw this on a clickbait article somewhere but does anyone know of a place that's like a leftovers bar as a gimmick? like during the day it's a nice bistro that serves brunch or w/e and then all the nighttime bar food just straight up gets invented evening of

some recent commissions, since i rarely post what i'm ACTUALLY doing for a living lol. if you're interested in commissioning, shoot me a dm on etsy! my store's called witchs grove #art #handlettering #calligraphy #gamechanger #brennanleemulligan #illuminatedmanuscript <idk how tags work here