OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THISSSSS

Hey everyone! My name's Toeface (but you can call me Toe). This is just an alt account I created to put some of my writing out into the world when/if the inspiration strikes. If that sounds like something you'd enjoy, I hope to see you around! #writer #writing #writingsky #authorsky

So, there's not much over there right now, but he's up! If you wanna see more of my creative writing, toss @edgarallentoe.bsky.social a follow. ✨ Literally no pressure though. 💚

The fuck you mean it's already November 21st?

Name that food, wrong answers only @mrtoeface.posts.motorcycles

I think the funniest thing about this is that multiple people in my life have said I resembled Edgar Allen Poe. Maybe it's the moustache?

When in doubt, GIF react it out

I have a lot of work days coming up and based on my current levels of exhaustion, it's going to be a rough go of it.

Two very different vibes 💫

To do: • Make a secondary email so I can make another account • Workshop some cool punny names • Start writing

Thinking about starting a creative-type account for all my weird writings and such. Just somewhere for all of my inane ramblings to live in their own little world away from the unfathomable shitposts that I leave here.

Stolen from Kore, curiosity is killing this cat tonight.

"Are you sure you'd like to discard this draft?" Always, bsky. Always.

Do I really like solitude? Or is it just a lie I tell myself in order to justify pushing people away?

My body is a machine that turns depression into finished books

Okay I know I said I wanted a Honda Civic (and I still do) but holy shit look at this VW Golf 😍

actual goal: cum hourly

hourly cum.

As requested, here's the sign

Music truly is the way to my heart. Being sent songs that reminded someone of you or that they think you’ll love is the nicest thing 🖤

I hit 12k posts recently which means I'm officially only 1/4th as powerful as the almighty @caremitthefrog.bsky.social

Call me for all your depressive lyrics needs. There's a good chance I have a perfect song for you. 💚

Okay fine I'll bite. I could do with some reassurance 🫣

I think every workplace should have a breakroom separate from the main breakroom that just has big comfy chairs for you to sit in and read books. You can't come in unless you're reading either.

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure (my brain)

Everywhere I look I just see subtext and it pisses me off.

Can I cancel my Saturn Return? I don't wanna do this anymore.

Life was just so much simpler 10 years ago and I think that's part of what I'm mourning. Not even just on a political or cosmic level, but just personally. I feel like life wasn't so damn scary back then. Growing up hits hard when it finally comes through.

Posting this separate from the other post. Just feels better. ngl.link/mrtoeface

There's a high likelihood I'll be deactivating soon. I just can't shake the bad brains right now which is super frustrating. Hopefully taking a break away from socials helps out. 💚

Listening to this song on repeat probably isn't helping lmao.

Can't even go for a ride because my gear is in the laundry 😮‍💨

No thirst traps today, just a good ol' fashioned mirror selfie.

Can someone teach me how to not hyperfixate on video games. I would love to be able to hop over to another game without feeling bad about it 🥴

I sold my soul for an achievement and it only cost me 140,000g.

That realization that maybe I'm constantly exhausted physically and emotionally because I've been masking for the better part of 15 years and I've only just learned how to let that mask fall. Now 15 years of over-exertion is catching up with me.

The way this album has a chokehold on me is absolutely filthy

Just me and the streetlights sharing secrets tonight. ⚡

The teaser in question (for the Vault Edition of the game). Like, if that's not an AI voiceover then they cast a truly unremarkable voice actor.

This sucks and I don't understand why anyone is even surprised anymore. This is not the first time the Call of Duty franchise has used AI art and it won't be the last. Also, literally their "special operative" bundle or whatever it was you could buy - the teaser was literally an AI voiceover.

"And over here is Shaft Mountain. Be careful of the splash zone!"

Certified Monster ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ Lover™️

Oh my god a bathroom stall that actually doesn't have a gap in the doors

List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong 1. Motorcycles 2. Feet 3. Nintendo