June, hat in hand: Ellen, I'm sorry I accidentally poured all of your salad dressing onto my salad. I thought it had a stopper. Me: Enjoy your soup, loser.

me: I love characters that are proportioned like arale from dr slump zoda: how about the baby from urusei yatsura me: no i need them to be weird like mujaki

She's so damn soft!!!!

Ooh.

Using only images, explain how you became a furry Sonic was a big thing but I was always down to watch a cartoon with talking animals. Cleo was my favorite, I didn't care about the rest.

down with the oligarchy

I really tried to avoid this, but I'm in need of help. I'm a year and a half out of full time work, and my retail gig alone can't keep me afloat. My October expenses are going to be much higher than normal. I'm offering sketch comms over on my ko-fi for donations. thank you ko-fi.com/hanoodles

I love iris Worst mom ever

its interesting how everyone who harassed & denounced others for defending free expression of sexuality via fiction in 2018/19 is now like “actually freaks are good uwu” yet none seem brave/self-aware enough to say “holy shit i was promoting fascist ideology & i helped create a very serious problem”

I haven’t been able to stop saying KILL EACHOTHER for a month straight because of vinesauce

"happy birthday" 0

I brought donuts into work and admin took them into the auditors meeting. Maybe two of my coworkers got a donut before they were all swiped. I'm sure they assumed someone in admin brought them but none bothered to check? I'm a bit miffed.

have another

the weather today is fucking amazing, i get maybe 10 days of this a year and this may be the last ones. the light is wonderfully diffused, the air is cool but not cold, big puffy cumulonimbus clouds, and i see only patches of blue my favorite is when you spot blue maybe a handful of times a day

brewed my flavored black tea for 2 minutes im walking on the wild side

im actually having a good saturday. Went out for breakfast, went to the second hand craft store, cleaned my room, played games with friends, and went for a jog i like functioning

if you have a library card (which all of you should have), you most likely have free (!!!) access to Kanopy aka an underrated, ad free streaming service with a ton of movies + short films FREE!!! through the library!!! your smart tv most likely as an app for it- mine does!

its creeping up behind me, the echoes of an unwillingness to genuinely interact with the world out of fear of reprisal

someone push me to search for a therpist i cant draw anymore

I have just learned that the high defense on that boss was a glitch. Someone forgot to carry the 1

In today's political climate, you cannot convince me there is any compassionate reason why you want to ban transgressive art. We tag the shit and you've now found a venue to vent your personal beefs when you can just click away. But it isn't about the art, is it?

Fear of vacuousness

Fuck right off with this shit If you're celebrating this, you're an idiot.

They forgot the S

A good life skill is to be able to determine the difference between science and science flavored. Science vibes, science veneer.

The safeway near my house checking receipts like they're Costco, fuck off!!! probably spending more on asset protection than shrinkage. They used to have one of those police boxes that yell at you if you even walk past their parking lot. I guess enough neighbors complained that they pulled them.

I guess I've developed allergies later in life bc I'm having first of needing to drain my face. Makes me think I'm sick but I go back to normal once I leave a certain area. A certain cafe is making me sneeze and drip, may need to find a new one :(

youtube.com/shorts/ahqeF... I think a lot about how I process information as someone with AUDHD. Im usually pretty damn impatient but despite what she is saying about how you have to "land the plane quickly", the manner in which she comfortably speaks doesn't give me that impatience 1/2

I just beat bloody Mary in Terranigma Good fucking lord what a terrible fight that is. I thought I was missing something, some mechanic, but no it's just bullshit. Now I'm remembering why I felt about this game the way I did despite not remembering much of it

Stretchhhh #sonic #sonicthehedgehog

My favorite kids

girls carrying their boys #shadouge #sonamy #silvaze

My short stint working for Nintendo customer service over two years ago was honestly the final nail in the coffin for how much I was willing to tolerate from them. They keep making more problems and asking for more money

whisper of the heart is such a beautiful film

I realized she spends the first several hours in your party looking busted up because of the whole Luin thing

today has been delightfully gloomy, yes haha YES!!!

Just scored several stacks of pristine colored copier paper. I bring home so much free swag but my rule is that it has to be raw materials that we currently use. I already have a long stapler, I just need a guillotine cutter and I'll have a zine station ready to go.

Typing the date tomorrow for work, giggling like it's 4/20

I helped a client do his trainings at a hardware store chain he works at and the surveys they have their employees do are the most flimsy attempts at skewing optics to give corporate goons higher raises and make it look like people want their jobs replaced with AI slop, it's so bald faced like damn.

I work an office job and I'm nearing 40. I'm a string bean but I'm developing a bit of a ponch bc it's been too hot to do my jogging. I keep getting asked if I'm pregnant if I wear a dress and I'm more offended that strangers would ask me such an intimate question than the implication that I'm fat.

I miss drawing and comics I've been staring longingly at art tutorials realizing that I have to structure art studies like my day job if I want to have fun again I need to catch up on skills I didn't bother developing that are holding me back from what i want to do

every woman's fantasy

nine inch tails from last year

some guy cut me off, flipped me the bird, and proceeded to drive to the same place as me. A place that calls out your name when you wait in line. I wore a big smile the whole time and the guy avoided eye contact. nice driving "pete". lmaoooo

On the topic of long stories

It's September

when friendly cats you dont know trot up to you with their tail up, i like to imagine the gears turning "oh ho ho, i know how you work, gimme summda dat sugar" There's one a street over, she will brave the rain to hang out with an admirer