Are there any The World of Sid and Marty Krofft adults?

The president will be releasing information regarding who the song "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon, is about.

The Spruce Goose never flew to Epstein Island but probably would have if it could get more than 20 feet off the ground.

I just held a seance and contacted Amelia Earhart's spirit, and she told me that she would rather see the Epstein files get released.

Earhart begins with an "E" and is seven letters. Close enough, I guess (said nobody). #Epstein

If you think that escalator was dangerous and scary, wait until you see the E-1000. It's made of liquid metal and can take any form. Escalator 2: Justice Day

Rick Green has some nice memories of working with the late great Graham Greene, on The Red Green Show. They really loved that colour didn't they?

Hot take: I want only two things in my Reese's Peanut Butter Cup; peanut butter, and chocolate.

Listening to DJT's rude UN speech reminded me of Mike Love's acceptance speech when The Beach Boys were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Love unleashed a bitter tirade at anyone and everyone. He acted like they were taking an award away from him, instead of the opposite. A sore winner.

I'd like to hear the idiot attempt to pronounce "mesothelioma." Porky Pig speaks better than him.

Come on in, take your shoes off, leave them in the foyer (pronounced foy-eh), get comfortable and see what to expect in beta. We’d post the video here but we got excited -- it's six minutes long. Watch the video to learn about feeds, nests, and built in bias checks: youtu.be/CGWVN0Atfv4?...

Mark Carney gets deals done, unlike that blowhard down south.

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. And, yes, this is real.

Production on Spaceballs 2 has now officially begun. And they released a photo from the table read, just like Lucasfilm did for The Force Awakens (2015). 😁

The Greatest American Hero is currently streaming on YouTube. Time to put the suit on, kid.

We're still Remembering Robert Redford today on Trailers From Hell! Tune in to Don Coscarelli's trailer commentary for the astutely paranoid Three Days of the Condor: trailersfromhell.com/3-days-condor/

Which of these is your favourite movie show? 📽️📺 #CreatureFeatures #MovieMacabre #Svengoolie #MST3K

If you haven't watched Jimmy Kimmel's monologue from last night, you'll want to see his and Robert De Niro's comedy sketch. De Niro played a shady FCC wiseguy.

In case you missed Jimmy Kimmel's monologue last night.

Release the Kraken Release the Epstein files Release the Homan video

My blood is still boiling about Pete "Mr. Potato Head" Hoekstra coming to our country and having the nerve to lecture us about being anti-American because we are punching back. He's upset about our grassroots #ElbowsUp🍁 slogan. He's pissed that his boss can't stifle our free speech. #BoycottUSA

Still waiting for those files

Countdown to Kimmel: 1️⃣1️⃣:3️⃣5️⃣ 🕦

#RIP Claudia Cardinale variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Farewell to Claudia Cardinale, who passed away today at the age of 87. Thank you for the great movie moments!

The escalator failed for somebody who is constantly escalating. That's how to deescalate a situation.

Nobel Peace Prize? In his dreams. Putin Piss Prize? He's the runaway winner.

If you're keeping score: Tylenol = 🚫 Asbestos = 👍

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Alicia Silverstone thinks Austin Powers was based on Blow-up. Has she not seen any James Bond movies? Is there a copy of Dr. No in the closet that Criterion could have slipped in her bag?

I wonder how DJT would react if Canada arrested Vladimir Putin, were he ever to set foot in our country, since Canada respects and abides the ICC. Would he impose 100% tariffs on Canadian products? Would he declare war on us? Those two are thick as thieves. We saw how Bolsonaro's arrest angered him.

The Rapture

I'd like to know what drug RFK jr. ingests to make his face look like that because that's the drug I'd like to avoid.

First look at the poster for V/H/S/Halloween 🎃📼 Directed by Bryan M. Ferguson, Casper Kelly, Micheline Pitt-Norman & R.H. Norman, Alex Ross Perry, Paco Plaza, Anna Zlokovic. Streaming on @shudder.com Friday October 3.

Now is the time for Nuprin to strike while the iron is hot.

1999 DOUBLE FEATURE MOVIES NOW PLAYING Mon: Simply Irresistible Dick Tue: My Favourite Martian Dick Wed: An Ideal Husband Dick Thu: Big Daddy Dick Fri: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Dick Sat: The Iron Giant Dick Sun: Stuart Little Dick

Autism is caused by Airplane!

What's all this I hear about a raptor coming soon?

Ask me if I think SCOTUS will uphold a judge's ruling that Trump's tariffs are illegal or if it will side with him. Gee, um... if only there was a pattern that would give me a clue.

I watched The Shape of Water last week and I'm just now realizing that it's a dramatic role-reversal of Splash.

I need some Tyrantol.

Don't take Tylenol, says the simpleton who told people to take horse medicine for Covid or inject yourself with bleach.

I'm going to guess that Kimmel's ratings will be through the roof on Tuesday night. Bigly ratings. Yuge ratings. Drink some covfefe if you need help staying up late to watch it.

I'm performing LIVE in Orlando, Florida this Friday night at LIL INDIES at 9 PM. It's a free show!

Marty Moose is not the problem. It's the house the mouse built that is.

I'm a Walley World adult.

You probably heard David Rose mention Lilith Fair on Schitt's Creek. Now you can watch the Dan Levy produced documentary Building a Mystery about the successful concert festival created by Sarah McLachlan. #CBCGem

Police Squad only lasting for six episodes is a crime.

WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT screens in 35mm Saturday & Sunday, October 18th & 19th, at 2:00pm. Tickets: buff.ly/bX3mksI

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