He’s Andy Dwyer-ing the off season. “I’ve just traded all of Finland’s boring stuff for every other country’s lions. I definitely have more lions than any other county in the world right now. I have no idea what’s going on. But if that ends up meaning something in this game? I’d say I’m set.”

Presented for your viewing pleasure: The Muppet Show (2026) without context (Actual context in the alt text)

I blame every person who kept saying the Orioles were the obvious top choice.

The Muppet Show was absolutely delightful 😍

Damn right - he deserves it

This is who runs this account

This scene will forever live rent free in my brain.

In a meeting and I want to turn my camera off so bad and cry. Devastated.

I mean, right now ICE is the reason it’s not safe for a lot of kids to walk to school, so I don’t think this is making the point he thinks it is.

Okay, but are they going to keep behaving like this in those other “sectors”? Just leaving Minnesota doesn’t address the full issue here.

I would respectfully argue you do want to watch it. It’s the only way to realize that the unreal is real.

As someone who only had tickets for one of the Saturday events, I get it, but this is a giant bummer.

I'm doing the design keynote at #axecon 2026! I'll be refuting – err I mean, discussing how accessibility isn’t something generative interfaces or AI will fix. The event is free/online and folks can register here: www.deque.com/axe-con/regi.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqQ...

Thanks for finally admitting that the cause of housing shortages/increased costs is Boomers and not immigrants!

Orioles in MLB Network’s Top 100 Right Now: #26 - Gunnar Henderson #33 - Pete Alonso #Birdland

Just saw that Jonathan Schoop is confirmed to be playing for the Netherlands in WBC - and they are in the same pool as the Dominican Republic (Pool D), which means we should get photos/video of a Manny/Schoop reunion!

Can't replace a member of my team because of a hiring freeze as a result of state budget cuts, but apparently the money exists to subsidize this monstrosity.

I didn’t realize @alainnfocail.bsky.social was writing for MLB now 😂

WHY DID SNL NOT UPGRADE ASHLEY PADILLA TO REPERTORY CAST DURING THE BREAK? Come on, people. She carries most of the show.

This game is the reason I will not get rid of my PS3

Share what you consider to be a goddess tier album (The one in the quote tweet is my first choice as well, but this is also way up there)

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Today I got to meet Tucker, the @mariners.com team dog, and now I’m even more convinced the Os need a clubhouse dog!

Clancy.

My town was so small that its a creek, not a river lol

Reading through the tv guide and circling what I wanted to watch that week.

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

If any other Os fans did a group of 2 purchase for duckpin bowling during the Birdland Caravan and potentially want to request to be paired together for a lane, let me know!

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I refuse to watch the Hairspray musical because it wasn’t filmed in Baltimore.

“As the cost of college and university attendance increases, a lot of students are having to choose between a meal plan and paying their tuition and housing." Campus pantries at schools in Maryland are giving students free food and clothing, no questions asked.

I missed this news yesterday - really sad to be losing another iconic Baltimore music venue

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Rabbit rabbit.

Because you know he would want this to be everyone’s reaction: sheeeeeeeeeeeeit 😔

Love it. Was hoping we’d make this move - I’m sure we’ll definitely be able to use the fresh arm once he’s healthy.

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I’m so sad to hear this. I actually got to enjoy Eddie’s work before I ever went to Disney, as he was part of the team responsible for Baltimore’s Six Flags Power Plant. Grateful for all of his work, and hopefully it’s not long before I get yo enjoy the magic he made in the international parks.

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Saved you 18 minutes.

In my 40s and still get excited when the fire department Santa makes their rounds.

This is a reminder to anyone who has ordered any holiday gifts through Amazon: if you haven’t yet, don’t forget to type Thank My Driver in the search bar - the first time you do it for the season, they’ll give an extra $5 to your most recent driver!

I've set up a small monthly newsletter called Focus State. With accessibility support shrinking in a lot of orgs, I wanted to create something that divides that gap, builds community, and makes the internet a bit more fun. If you dig digital accessibility give it a look: annaecook.com/newsletter

On the first night of Hanukkah, no less 😔