It was a good run, but no longer the most famous Roch in baseball @rochkubatko.bsky.social

Ummm, why the hell are we putting Tyler O'Neil in as a defensive replacement?

SAMMY!! That was a Santander worthy that toss

Gunnar and Blaze have the same bWAR. Blaze is hitting 25% better. One of these players wants 500 million

Mike Elias secretly promoted himself to Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards

🎵 Throw it away, throw it away, throw it away now! 🎵

That's what I get for leaving the movie theater. I should have just stayed and watched something else until the game finished

Moo it again, Colton

As if we haven't learned enough, the voting public is stupid

Joe Rogan looks like John Travolta was attacked by bees

Mamdani gets the hapless Knicks to win a championship while Trump turns the White House lawn into the biggest white trash birthday party ever

Y'all, he's just saying that if they did throw at him on purpose, they did it the right way by throwing at the meaty areas and not head hunting

I've been waiting on Pete to absolutely shit on one. Hell yeah!!

This team is abysmal to watch. I'd rather watch those shitty ass rosters we threw out there in 2021. At least they had fun and cared

Fuck Adam Silver

Crabs. Beer. Baseball. What more could you ask for?

Adley may get another shot at it 😂

Now, will everybody shut the hell up about Adley getting traded?

Come on, Ads. We're holding eight! Perfect time to just say fuck it and go for it

REALLY 'bout to be 10-3 now

Bout to be 10-3

They're making it really hard to want to drive 2.5 hours to watch this team play tomorrow

Blaze one up

Three homer game to get to 100?

Great, now we're not going to score for a week after this 😂

Never had a doubt

This has still applied for the last three innings. End it, Jackson!

The only players doing anything to win this game are from outside of the organization Cowser - bad bunt Ward - INTENTIONAL WALK Gunnar - strikeout Adley - groundout Pete - RBI SINGLE JJ - RBI SINGLE Taveras - SAC BUNT Blaze - INTENTIONAL WALK Holliday - strikeout Cowser - flyout

POLAR BEAR PLUNGE

This was so fucking predictable after that Gunnar at bat

I don't care if it does set up a left on left matchup. You don't deserve a massive contract if they intentionally walk someone to get to you

Now we're talking. That was a great example of manufacturing runs with good base running and productive hitting. Walk - Single - Sac Fly

Can we get one player on this roster who has a fucking two-strike approach??

How many losses in a row would it take to get Elias out of here? I'm willing to sacrifice for the greater good

An Apple game with Keegan Akin as an opener, what could possib....fuck

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live: Blink 182 Green Day Linkin Park Paul McCartney Frank Turner Jimmy Eat World Reel Big Fish Hootie and the Blowfish Less than Jake American Aquarium

Don't worry, we have a 5.26 ERA stopper tomorrow

At this point, it's impossible to discuss Orioles baseball and not say shit at least once

13.1 ✅

You just have to win rock, paper, scissors and the light turns green

I shouldn't have to watch this offense go 3 up 3 down and then be subjected to that Eric Byrnes commercial every half inning. It's just cruel and unusual

Tyler O'Neill plays defense like a drunk uncle playing wiffle ball at the cookout

He never touched the plate. Challenge that shit

With that hair, Coby Mayo looks like a young, roid-less, Jose Canseco

"Sorry, homie"

This is not the Jackson who was supposed to be tearing it up for the Orioles in 2026