Also today I learned that I can be a Dommy Mommy and a girl’s heart will flutter

I have my court date for my name change in two weeks!

Well…I’m not that bad off

Many such cases

I think the SCP would classify WARHOUND as a memetic anomaly because of the way it spreads and because it has a weird habit of rewiring the brain. Like hey you really like some incredibly fucked up shit now but you’ve gotten better as human

@kallidorarho.bsky.social sorry

The gulf of meaning between the terms “horse play” and “pony play” illustrates why expecting your culture’s translation of another’s ancient texts to be 100% true to their original intent is dangerous and probably not a good idea.

I’m honestly surprised they had this all arrived today. Once the camera stand comes in we’ll do something for all the good little hounds. Also, close up of the pin because it’s cool. #WARHOUND #handler #handlerposting #femdom #kallidorarho #uniform #bdsm

@syntheticobscurity.bsky.social convinced me that we needed to add a bit of equestrian tradition to the Handlers, so time to break out the antique English boots and 120 year old Prince of Wales spurs. What lucky hound will get to polish them? #WARHOUND #Handler #Handlerposting #femdom #boots

Note the date. We knew a long time ago.

No particular reason

This is the type of wacky military traditions that I love

I’m eating kosher pizza bagels at work on Christmas. It’s not exactly tradition but I’ll take it

Normally I don’t get excited about a mech that doesn’t have IF4 or more, but this one is quite literally a hot bitch. Good armor, decent speed, nice damage output at short/medium range with Heat, and my Power Armor guys get to ride on it. Yeah, Handler needs a hound

Not my meme, but this was basically what happened after I mentioned I was reading WARHOUND in a kink group I’m in

It’s Festivus which means it’s time of the annual Airing of Grievances. If you want to go at it in Feats of Strength bring it 1) The VA. The idea that Veteran benefits expire is ridiculous.

That cat is mad that Jesus stole his bed

Happy last night of Chanukah everyone

This newly discovered kink (well, more of a best of mix I never thought of before) brought to you in part by @kallidorarho.bsky.social and @syntheticobscurity.bsky.social

Me with my feed of horny and hot trans women, vampires, people in latex, and shenanigans. I guess I won BlueSky

Jean Grey was right.

I am very happy with how the cheese kugel turned out. And it smells amazing

I’m making a kugel for my support group. Jewish mom mode: On

This meme describes part of my mindset perfectly

“Your papers are fake because we say they are fake” is peak fascist nonsense and should just outline that the only goal is ethnic cleansing the imposition of a white ethno state

A moment spectacularly bookended decades later-

Ya know…Amazon knows exactly who is buying @kallidorarho.bsky.social’s book and I’m about to piss myself laughing

All I did was ask where something was and the roommate comes in and starts to criticize everything I’m doing while cooking. When I tell her I don’t need her help and I didn’t ask for it she accuses me of gaslighting her and that I said “she’s loosing her mind”. I’m fucking tired of this shit

Just look at this little asshole taking up my spot on my bed

#gasmaskmonday The Jackal got an upgrade

Splitters!

Happy first night of Hanauka everyone! I made latkes!

Me: I’ve realized that I’m a switch. I like the control of a Dominant woman and when relationships with submissives I tend to be very formal in as far as kink is concerned. Hierarchy is comforting in a weird way. Becky: You’re proving my theory that once you become Invictus you never leave

I got to spend yesterday with someone who is beyond special to me. The woman who gave that first nudge to crack my egg and who gave me the example of the woman I wanted to be. It is something that is hard to put into words how one person can have such a profound effect on another

“Once you’re bled into the Ivory Tower you never leave the Ivory Tower.” -Charolette Black to her childe Gillian

Fucking iconic

Why do I think Vykos sounds like Brandon Rogers all of the sudden?

Not sure if I’m doing this Helluva Boss thing right

How to get my foot paws on and off: a metric fuck ton of talcum powder in the paws and on my legs and feet. Actually walked around the apartment and stood for a bit. Not as uncomfortable as I thought they would be

Guys! I bought a THING!

If the temple still existed and I did well on this final you know damn well I’d be in there sacrificing a cow…a few more to go. But at least they are all online

Name your fav Tom Hanks film.

Finally got around to doing a #gasmaskmonday picture

I have two. My eagle on my back and runes I got when I was 19. I want to get the runes covered up though

At this moment in time, no, not really. But having recently been made single I’m taking applications

Yeah, I’m on vacation, let’s do a thing ngl.link/scarletaquli...

As someone who believes in the supernatural I find that people, mostly Christians, who are afraid of this stuff very funny. And the same people who will get their panties in a twist about this stuff are also deeply religious. I mean is your god that impotent?